Hot Fudge Gross

[wildweed]

A different perspective, please. Heywood, there's some serious boobilege showing on the port side of the S.S. Nain. An opinion, por favor?

C'mon Frank...her gut sticks out farther than her tits. There's somethings that boobs can't fix.

They're not even big boobs. Call me crazy, but I can see the skinny Polish chick that she is inside of all of that fat. She wouldn't be all bad if she'd been born 20 years earlier and before the eating disease struck.

I'm pretty sure the friend next her is thinking, "Why the fuck are you wearing that and why the fuck am I friends with you?".

No, not even close. He's a fat SOB so he's thinking "schwing! pretty sweet cans!" And the dude in the background is pissed because since Coach was cancelled he's not been able to find work for his Luther character.

Isn't the orange haired one a chick (so to speak)too?

Oh good Lord, I think you're right ...

[guest]

I was kind of hoping somebody would bump that pic up off the page. Fuckers.

[The Beav]

A different perspective, please. Heywood, there's some serious boobilege showing on the port side of the S.S. Nain. An opinion, por favor?

C'mon Frank...her gut sticks out farther than her tits. There's somethings that boobs can't fix.

They're not even big boobs. Call me crazy, but I can see the skinny Polish chick that she is inside of all of that fat. She wouldn't be all bad if she'd been born 20 years earlier and before the eating disease struck.

I'm pretty sure the friend next her is thinking, "Why the fuck are you wearing that and why the fuck am I friends with you?".

No, not even close. He's a fat SOB so he's thinking "schwing! pretty sweet cans!" And the dude in the background is pissed because since Coach was cancelled he's not been able to find work for his Luther character.

Isn't the orange haired one a chick (so to speak)too?

Oh good Lord, I think you're right ...

The behemoth came into H?J's again last night.

EEwwwww.

[Andy]

A patient who swallowed rodent poison today is potentially emitting gasses so harmful that officials at St. Joseph Mercy Hospital have isolated the patient to one room and are treating the situation like a hazardous material incident.

The Washtenaw County hazardous materials team is working with hospital staff, officials said in a press release.

From The Detroit News: http://detnews.com/article/20110425/MET ... z1KYbaQG8h

Back in the day, my dad didn't need rodent poison to create a hazardous situation with his emitted gasses.

Hey-o!

[middle aged female]

A patient who swallowed rodent poison today is potentially emitting gasses so harmful that officials at St. Joseph Mercy Hospital have isolated the patient to one room and are treating the situation like a hazardous material incident.

The Washtenaw County hazardous materials team is working with hospital staff, officials said in a press release.

From The Detroit News: http://detnews.com/article/20110425/MET ... z1KYbaQG8h

Back in the day, my dad didn't need rodent poison to create a hazardous situation with his emitted gasses.

Hey-o!

Mine either. Just a big bowl of Mom's chili

[Navy Blue Scrubs]

A patient who swallowed rodent poison today is potentially emitting gasses so harmful that officials at St. Joseph Mercy Hospital have isolated the patient to one room and are treating the situation like a hazardous material incident.

The Washtenaw County hazardous materials team is working with hospital staff, officials said in a press release.

From The Detroit News: http://detnews.com/article/20110425/MET ... z1KYbaQG8h

Back in the day, my dad didn't need rodent poison to create a hazardous situation with his emitted gasses.

Hey-o!

Mine either. Just a big bowl of Mom's chili

Forgive me if I call bullshit on this but any rat poison I've heard of is based on warfarin, a blood thinner, and the gas emitted is from decomposition after the rat or other subject bleeds out and dies. It sounds like this fucker is just gassy, and if that's the problem I think these people are in the wrong profession.

In my experience, there are two classifications of odors: those that leave with the patient and those that remain well after the patient is gone, the worst being the ones with toxic socks syndrome.

Years ago there was a story reported about a patient brought into an emergency resuscitation room and people exposed during the code died. I never heard what was behind that one. I guess I should be thankful that I only experience the occasional thrown bedpan or human bite.

Heh, then there was the time at Ghetto General we were tussling with some punk and he spit in my coordinator's face. I knew what was coming and averted my eyes, not because I was afraid of catching spit but I just wanted to be able to honestly deny seeing what I knew would follow. When I turned back his glasses were in two pieces and we proceeded to snow him with Haldol. That place was known for curtains snatched closed followed by beat downs. Good times, good times.

[Amadeus]

A patient who swallowed rodent poison today is potentially emitting gasses so harmful that officials at St. Joseph Mercy Hospital have isolated the patient to one room and are treating the situation like a hazardous material incident.

The Washtenaw County hazardous materials team is working with hospital staff, officials said in a press release.

From The Detroit News: http://detnews.com/article/20110425/MET ... z1KYbaQG8h

Back in the day, my dad didn't need rodent poison to create a hazardous situation with his emitted gasses.

Hey-o!

Mine either. Just a big bowl of Mom's chili

How about hard boiled eggs and beer!

[Andy]

A Florida woman is reeling after her 95-year-old mother was embarrassed by having to take off her adult diaper at the Northwest Regional Airport while heading to Michigan.

Jean Weber has alerted the Department of Homeland Security after her mother was ordered to take off the diaper so a pat-down search could be completed last weekend.

Her mother, who is in the end stage of a battle with leukemia, was heading to Hastings, southeast of Grand Rapids, to visit her last living brother and other family members before possibly dying, Weber said.

"All I could think about is why they are doing this to a 95-year-old woman who is in a wheelchair? She's in ill health, and she just wanted to go home," Weber told The News from her Destin, Fla., home Sunday afternoon.

Weber's mother reportedly was detained for nearly 45 minutes while she was searched. She was first pulled aside into a glass-partitioned area before being taken to another room for a more expansive search.

That's when security said they needed her mother to take off her Depends diaper because it was blocking their search.

"She had wet her Depends, and it gelled up," Weber said.

After taking her to the bathroom to remove the diaper, Weber began crying. She was then detained during the search.

"(To security), that triggered unusual behavior. Everything was taken out of my purse, and I was patted down," Weber said. "It was two minutes before her plane departed. I was sobbing."

In a statement emailed to the News, TSA said its officers followed proper procedure.

"While every person and item must be screened before entering the secure boarding area, TSA works with passengers to resolve security alarms in a respectful and sensitive manner," the statement read. "We have reviewed the circumstances involving this screening and determined that our officers acted professionally and according to proper procedure."

Weber said her mother eventually made her flight and later arrived in Grand Rapids. Weber filed a complaint with TSA, which contacted her last week.

"I'm not sure if I'm going to get it resolved," Weber said. "My mother is like a small child in her age. She has to be protected and cared for, like a child. I just resented them treating her that way."

From The Detroit News: http://detnews.com/article/20110627/MET ... z1QSykKq8m

[guest]

"I'm not sure if I'm going to get it resolved," Weber said. "My mother is like a small child in her age. She has to be protected and cared for, like a child. I just resented them treating her that way."

But she had no problem with her mother boarding the plane for a long flight with a soaked brief.

[thunderstruck]

"I'm not sure if I'm going to get it resolved," Weber said. "My mother is like a small child in her age. She has to be protected and cared for, like a child. I just resented them treating her that way."

But she had no problem with her mother boarding the plane for a long flight with a soaked brief.

They were going through security, not boarding the flight. I'm sure changing the Depends would have happened once they got through security and were able to get to a family bathroom on the gate side of the the TSA (Tyrannical "Security" Apparatchiks).

[Heywood McCrakin]

A Florida woman is reeling after her 95-year-old mother was embarrassed by having to take off her adult diaper at the Northwest Regional Airport while heading to Michigan.

Jean Weber has alerted the Department of Homeland Security after her mother was ordered to take off the diaper so a pat-down search could be completed last weekend.

Her mother, who is in the end stage of a battle with leukemia, was heading to Hastings, southeast of Grand Rapids, to visit her last living brother and other family members before possibly dying, Weber said.

"All I could think about is why they are doing this to a 95-year-old woman who is in a wheelchair? She's in ill health, and she just wanted to go home," Weber told The News from her Destin, Fla., home Sunday afternoon.

Weber's mother reportedly was detained for nearly 45 minutes while she was searched. She was first pulled aside into a glass-partitioned area before being taken to another room for a more expansive search.

That's when security said they needed her mother to take off her Depends diaper because it was blocking their search.

"She had wet her Depends, and it gelled up," Weber said.

After taking her to the bathroom to remove the diaper, Weber began crying. She was then detained during the search.

"(To security), that triggered unusual behavior. Everything was taken out of my purse, and I was patted down," Weber said. "It was two minutes before her plane departed. I was sobbing."

In a statement emailed to the News, TSA said its officers followed proper procedure.

"While every person and item must be screened before entering the secure boarding area, TSA works with passengers to resolve security alarms in a respectful and sensitive manner," the statement read. "We have reviewed the circumstances involving this screening and determined that our officers acted professionally and according to proper procedure."

Weber said her mother eventually made her flight and later arrived in Grand Rapids. Weber filed a complaint with TSA, which contacted her last week.

"I'm not sure if I'm going to get it resolved," Weber said. "My mother is like a small child in her age. She has to be protected and cared for, like a child. I just resented them treating her that way."

From The Detroit News: http://detnews.com/article/20110627/MET ... z1QSykKq8m

TSA thought she dropped a bomb in there.

[Amadeus]

Scientists: Stinky sock smell helps fight malaria
Associated Press

Nairobi, Kenya— The smell of stinky feet may help scientists fight malaria-causing mosquitoes.

Bed nets and indoor spraying have already substantially reduced the number of fatal malaria cases, but so far scientists have not come up with a good way to help combat mosquitoes outdoors.

Dr. Fredros Okumu, the head of the research project at Tanzania's Ifakara Health Institute, says that traps scented with the odor of human feet may be the answer as they attract four times as many mosquitoes as a human volunteer. The mosquitoes who fly into the trap are then poisoned.

The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation and Grand Challenges Canada said today they are giving Okumu $775,000 to create an affordable mosquito trap that could be used outside homes.

From The Detroit News: http://detnews.com/article/20110713/LIF ... z1RzJJkqf4

[The Beav]

http://www.wnem.com/story/15187460/dive-team-searches-for-mans-severed-appendage

Dive team searches for man’s severed appendage

SANFORD, MI (WNEM) -

The Midland County Sheriff's department dive team has been scouring Sanford Lake for a man's hand after it was severed by a propeller while he was tubing.

Authorities say a father and son were tubing when they fell off around 12:30 p.m. Monday. That's when the dad's arm was struck by a propeller, completely severing his arm about three-quarters of the way up.

The Midland County Dive/Rescue Unit was at the scene all afternoon and the injured man was taken to an area hospital for treatment.

The accident occurred right across from the Sanford Lake Park.

Authorities say the dive team had about five hours to find the appendage in order to surgically reattach it to the man. They also said leaving the arm in the water could be a health and safety problem.

"Due to the wave action and heavy waters, the boat got pushed into them," said Michigan Conservation Officer Jay Person. "The father was able to get the son mostly out of the way, but he was ultimately struck by the propeller of the boat."

So far, no trace of the arm has been found. Authorities said the father is in good spirits and will be flown to Ann Arbor's hospital for further treatment.

Police suggest that when boaters come around to pluck anyone out of the water to shut off the boat's engine in order to avoid this type of accident.

Can't see me wanting to go swimming at the park tomorrow.

[Catfish Jim]

A good size northern pike would swallow that thing hole. I seen them eat 8 pound kittens in a single gulp.

[Shark]

http://www.wnem.com/story/15187460/dive-team-searches-for-mans-severed-appendage

Dive team searches for man’s severed appendage

SANFORD, MI (WNEM) -

The Midland County Sheriff's department dive team has been scouring Sanford Lake for a man's hand after it was severed by a propeller while he was tubing.

Authorities say a father and son were tubing when they fell off around 12:30 p.m. Monday. That's when the dad's arm was struck by a propeller, completely severing his arm about three-quarters of the way up.

The Midland County Dive/Rescue Unit was at the scene all afternoon and the injured man was taken to an area hospital for treatment.

The accident occurred right across from the Sanford Lake Park.

Authorities say the dive team had about five hours to find the appendage in order to surgically reattach it to the man. They also said leaving the arm in the water could be a health and safety problem.

"Due to the wave action and heavy waters, the boat got pushed into them," said Michigan Conservation Officer Jay Person. "The father was able to get the son mostly out of the way, but he was ultimately struck by the propeller of the boat."

So far, no trace of the arm has been found. Authorities said the father is in good spirits and will be flown to Ann Arbor's hospital for further treatment.

Police suggest that when boaters come around to pluck anyone out of the water to shut off the boat's engine in order to avoid this type of accident.

Can't see me wanting to go swimming at the park tomorrow.

I graduated from high school with him. This was quite an unfortunate accident...