Hot Fudge Gross

[middle aged female]

http://www.wnem.com/story/15187460/dive-team-searches-for-mans-severed-appendage

Dive team searches for man’s severed appendage

SANFORD, MI (WNEM) -

The Midland County Sheriff's department dive team has been scouring Sanford Lake for a man's hand after it was severed by a propeller while he was tubing.

Authorities say a father and son were tubing when they fell off around 12:30 p.m. Monday. That's when the dad's arm was struck by a propeller, completely severing his arm about three-quarters of the way up.

The Midland County Dive/Rescue Unit was at the scene all afternoon and the injured man was taken to an area hospital for treatment.

The accident occurred right across from the Sanford Lake Park.

Authorities say the dive team had about five hours to find the appendage in order to surgically reattach it to the man. They also said leaving the arm in the water could be a health and safety problem.

"Due to the wave action and heavy waters, the boat got pushed into them," said Michigan Conservation Officer Jay Person. "The father was able to get the son mostly out of the way, but he was ultimately struck by the propeller of the boat."

So far, no trace of the arm has been found. Authorities said the father is in good spirits and will be flown to Ann Arbor's hospital for further treatment.

Police suggest that when boaters come around to pluck anyone out of the water to shut off the boat's engine in order to avoid this type of accident.

Can't see me wanting to go swimming at the park tomorrow.

You and all the Northwood summer students. My daughter lived down the road from there when she was at school. That was a hangout back then; not too many places to hang in Midland

[Shark]

http://www.wnem.com/story/15187460/dive-team-searches-for-mans-severed-appendage

Dive team searches for man’s severed appendage

SANFORD, MI (WNEM) -

The Midland County Sheriff's department dive team has been scouring Sanford Lake for a man's hand after it was severed by a propeller while he was tubing.

Authorities say a father and son were tubing when they fell off around 12:30 p.m. Monday. That's when the dad's arm was struck by a propeller, completely severing his arm about three-quarters of the way up.

The Midland County Dive/Rescue Unit was at the scene all afternoon and the injured man was taken to an area hospital for treatment.

The accident occurred right across from the Sanford Lake Park.

Authorities say the dive team had about five hours to find the appendage in order to surgically reattach it to the man. They also said leaving the arm in the water could be a health and safety problem.

"Due to the wave action and heavy waters, the boat got pushed into them," said Michigan Conservation Officer Jay Person. "The father was able to get the son mostly out of the way, but he was ultimately struck by the propeller of the boat."

So far, no trace of the arm has been found. Authorities said the father is in good spirits and will be flown to Ann Arbor's hospital for further treatment.

Police suggest that when boaters come around to pluck anyone out of the water to shut off the boat's engine in order to avoid this type of accident.

Can't see me wanting to go swimming at the park tomorrow.

I graduated from high school with him. This was quite an unfortunate accident...

Update: They found his arm.

[Tea Bag]

WYANDOTTE: Man arrested after defecating in alley

Published: Thursday, October 13, 2011


By Jackie Harrison-Martin

WYANDOTTE — Police arrested a 60-year-old man shortly after a resident spotted him defecating in an alley.

The incident occurred shortly after noon Sept. 29 in an alley across from a resident’s house in the 3000 block of 13th street.

According to a police report, the man was in the neighborhood passing out fliers for a pizza establishment when a resident saw him.

The resident told police he was upstairs and saw the man pull down his pants, squat and defecate.

The resident told police he went to approach the man, but he left in a work-style van, along with several other people.

However, the resident got there in time to take a picture of the vehicle’s license plate.

The resident told police he wants to press charges against the man.

The resident gave police a description of the man and they went looking for him.

Police spotted the vehicle parked in the lot of a restaurant on Fort Street.

Since police had a description of the man, they were able to single him out of the group of people in the vehicle.

A computer check showed the man wanted on an arrest warrant of Wayne County Circuit Court for child support.

Police said he was arrested because of the warrant and also for disorderly conduct.

Hopefully Clifford Street will be next (or just about anywhere near Rosa Parks Transit Center).

[Andy]

WYANDOTTE: Man arrested after defecating in alley

Published: Thursday, October 13, 2011


By Jackie Harrison-Martin

WYANDOTTE — Police arrested a 60-year-old man shortly after a resident spotted him defecating in an alley.

The incident occurred shortly after noon Sept. 29 in an alley across from a resident’s house in the 3000 block of 13th street.

According to a police report, the man was in the neighborhood passing out fliers for a pizza establishment when a resident saw him.

The resident told police he was upstairs and saw the man pull down his pants, squat and defecate.

The resident told police he went to approach the man, but he left in a work-style van, along with several other people.

However, the resident got there in time to take a picture of the vehicle’s license plate.

The resident told police he wants to press charges against the man.

The resident gave police a description of the man and they went looking for him.

Police spotted the vehicle parked in the lot of a restaurant on Fort Street.

Since police had a description of the man, they were able to single him out of the group of people in the vehicle.

A computer check showed the man wanted on an arrest warrant of Wayne County Circuit Court for child support.

Police said he was arrested because of the warrant and also for disorderly conduct.

Hopefully Clifford Street will be next (or just about anywhere near Rosa Parks Transit Center).

Thankfully I haven't seen anyone shitting, yet. I've seen more bum dicks than any one man should see. It's not like they go in the alleys. One was pissing right next to the People Mover exit door right behind my apartment building. I have no regrets kicking the door open so it pushed him and made him piss all over his pants.

Often, they'll piss right next to the back entry of the parking structure of my building and Grand River right before Washington Boulevard. Again, right in the open. In fact there's a big piss stain in that area, and of course, the smell is strong.

[jmy]

Ditto on the bum dicks. Some guy was pissing into Third the other day from the sidewalk. If he had turned around, he might have used a tree, but I guess that's too bourgeoise.

When my back gate is closed, it looks just like part of the fence. I was cutting the back grass one day, and the gate was closed but unlocked. All of a sudden, the gate swung open and this fat bum came crashing to the ground with his dick in his hand. He had leaned against the gate while pissing and ended up rolling around on the ground pissing all over himself.

The bums around here have no qualms shitting all over the alley -- or on the sidewalk. I'm sure I've told this story before, but it's a good one. Some friends from out of town and I were walking to a game at Comerica Park. As we walked past Stadium Liquor on the service drive, this woman lifted her dress and squatted on the sidewalk to take a shit. One of my female friends had this look of utter horror on her face.

The woman shitting got all indignant, "What?! You ain't never seen a lady shit before?!"

[thunderstruck]

Ditto on the bum dicks. Some guy was pissing into Third the other day from the sidewalk. If he had turned around, he might have used a tree, but I guess that's too bourgeoise.

When my back gate is closed, it looks just like part of the fence. I was cutting the back grass one day, and the gate was closed but unlocked. All of a sudden, the gate swung open and this fat bum came crashing to the ground with his dick in his hand. He had leaned against the gate while pissing and ended up rolling around on the ground pissing all over himself.

The bums around here have no qualms shitting all over the alley -- or on the sidewalk. I'm sure I've told this story before, but it's a good one. Some friends from out of town and I were walking to a game at Comerica Park. As we walked past Stadium Liquor on the service drive, this woman lifted her dress and squatted on the sidewalk to take a shit. One of my female friends had this look of utter horror on her face.

The woman shitting got all indignant, "What?! You ain't never seen a lady shit before?!"

No. Never. Unless tubgirl qualifies.

I was out in LA for the Rose Bowl, we were heading from the hotel to Pasadena for the parade when we stopped at a red light. Windows down, music on, just enjoying a beautiful California day and wondering why I live in Michigan. Turned my head curbside and, on-cue, a burly bum drops trou, squats against a tree and pinches a loaf about eight feet from me. Spell broken.

[MICHIGAN]

Ditto on the bum dicks. Some guy was pissing into Third the other day from the sidewalk. If he had turned around, he might have used a tree, but I guess that's too bourgeoise.

When my back gate is closed, it looks just like part of the fence. I was cutting the back grass one day, and the gate was closed but unlocked. All of a sudden, the gate swung open and this fat bum came crashing to the ground with his dick in his hand. He had leaned against the gate while pissing and ended up rolling around on the ground pissing all over himself.

The bums around here have no qualms shitting all over the alley -- or on the sidewalk. I'm sure I've told this story before, but it's a good one. Some friends from out of town and I were walking to a game at Comerica Park. As we walked past Stadium Liquor on the service drive, this woman lifted her dress and squatted on the sidewalk to take a shit. One of my female friends had this look of utter horror on her face.

The woman shitting got all indignant, "What?! You ain't never seen a lady shit before?!"

JMY, I think that you and I may know some of the same people. Small world.

[Amadeus]

Man in wheelchair dies in Roseville collision on Gratiot

Tom Greenwood and Santiago Esparza/ The Detroit News

Roseville — Investigators are on the scene of a fatal accident on Gratiot Wednesday morning that involved an automobile and a person riding in a motorized wheelchair.

The incident occurred at about 7:45 a.m. on southbound Gratiot just south of 11 Mile, according to Roseville police.

Chesterfield Township resident George Locricchio was taking a smoke break when he witnessed the crash.

"I was on the west side of Gratiot and saw this little car driving in the fast lane," said Locricchio, 50. "He wasn't speeding or anything like that. He entered a turnaround to southbound Gratiot and apparently a guy in one of those motorized chairs was in there.

"Then I saw the front end of the guy's car just explode. I walked down and …the guy riding the chair was spread out on the ground. He had passed away. … It was horrible."

Friend of mine drove past this scene this morning. From what she told me she saw, the quote in the article that the victim was "spread out on the ground" is an understatement.

[The Conscience]

Man in wheelchair dies in Roseville collision on Gratiot

Tom Greenwood and Santiago Esparza/ The Detroit News

Roseville — Investigators are on the scene of a fatal accident on Gratiot Wednesday morning that involved an automobile and a person riding in a motorized wheelchair.

The incident occurred at about 7:45 a.m. on southbound Gratiot just south of 11 Mile, according to Roseville police.

Chesterfield Township resident George Locricchio was taking a smoke break when he witnessed the crash.

"I was on the west side of Gratiot and saw this little car driving in the fast lane," said Locricchio, 50. "He wasn't speeding or anything like that. He entered a turnaround to southbound Gratiot and apparently a guy in one of those motorized chairs was in there.

"Then I saw the front end of the guy's car just explode. I walked down and …the guy riding the chair was spread out on the ground. He had passed away. … It was horrible."

Friend of mine drove past this scene this morning. From what she told me she saw, the quote in the article that the victim was "spread out on the ground" is an understatement.

I have no doubt it was a horrific scene, and given how dark the mornings are this time of year, probably unavoidable.

Now that these scooterchairs are becoming more popular, more affordable, and more suited for asphalt (sometimes I'll see five or six of them zipping down the streets in the greater Lafayette/Chene area), the manufacturers need to install head and tail lights, or at the very least, reflective tape. Or the riders need to wear blinking red lights like you often see on bicyclists.

[middle aged female]

Man in wheelchair dies in Roseville collision on Gratiot

Tom Greenwood and Santiago Esparza/ The Detroit News

Roseville — Investigators are on the scene of a fatal accident on Gratiot Wednesday morning that involved an automobile and a person riding in a motorized wheelchair.

The incident occurred at about 7:45 a.m. on southbound Gratiot just south of 11 Mile, according to Roseville police.

Chesterfield Township resident George Locricchio was taking a smoke break when he witnessed the crash.

"I was on the west side of Gratiot and saw this little car driving in the fast lane," said Locricchio, 50. "He wasn't speeding or anything like that. He entered a turnaround to southbound Gratiot and apparently a guy in one of those motorized chairs was in there.

"Then I saw the front end of the guy's car just explode. I walked down and …the guy riding the chair was spread out on the ground. He had passed away. … It was horrible."

Friend of mine drove past this scene this morning. From what she told me she saw, the quote in the article that the victim was "spread out on the ground" is an understatement.

I have no doubt it was a horrific scene, and given how dark the mornings are this time of year, probably unavoidable.

Now that these scooterchairs are becoming more popular, more affordable, and more suited for asphalt (sometimes I'll see five or six of them zipping down the streets in the greater Lafayette/Chene area), the manufacturers need to install head and tail lights, or at the very least, reflective tape. Or the riders need to wear blinking red lights like you often see on bicyclists.

What they really need is for the riders to stay out of traffic with them until they are declared street legal. That would simplify matters

[The Conscience]

What they really need is for the riders to stay out of traffic with them until they are declared street legal. That would simplify matters

Oh it absolutely would. I'll see chairs doing 15mph down secondary thoroughfares in the right lane, as if they were cars. Or I'll see them zig zagging through busy intersections like they have somewhere to be, quicklike. I'm not dogging on the handicappers here... God knows I'd have a motorized wheelchair if I ever lost my legs... but some of these guys need to use better judgement on how and where they drive.

[middle aged female]

What they really need is for the riders to stay out of traffic with them until they are declared street legal. That would simplify matters

Oh it absolutely would. I'll see chairs doing 15mph down secondary thoroughfares in the right lane, as if they were cars. Or I'll see them zig zagging through busy intersections like they have somewhere to be, quicklike. I'm not dogging on the handicappers here... God knows I'd have a motorized wheelchair if I ever lost my legs... but some of these guys need to use better judgement on how and where they drive.

Having a motorized wheelchair is fine; many people need them. They don't need to drive them in the streets. And don't get me started on the Amigo riders; they can't even drive in a grocery store with any ability; you take you life in your hands if you get in their way. And in the casinos? Fuggetabodit.

[ldodger]

Speaking of those Amigo scooter things, there was a guy on Cass in the northbound lane when I left for home tonight. He was just north of the place where the Megabus picks up passengers. Everyone was swerving around him. I often see people in those scooters on Jefferson, too.

I'm surprised we don't hear about car-scooter accidents more often.

[Roquefort Robert]

I'm surprised we don't hear about car-scooter accidents more often.

Well that just means that we need to be more focused on hitting them.

[guest]

^ Those scooters go way to fast for indoors. It's probably a wash between scooters flattened on the street and pedestrians maimed by Rascals inside.

Reporting back, I went to the post office and the whole lobby smelled like incense. As the woman in front of me left I commented to nobody in particular, although she was the only one there, "man, it really stinks in here". Pretty sure she was the source of that stink. Here's some advice: if you have to wear enough perfume to smell up a big space, it might be time to wash your vagina.

Seriously, she was worse than Teola Hunter.