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[Roquefort Robert]

I fear this thread has veered into my singular neo-Ludditesque lifestyle. Meanwhile I'm in the middle of a perfectly good smack down with that Dnerd fool. The entire Europeans hate Detroit Suburbs thread is just horrible. Dnerd and DanInDc peckertracks are all lubing their back passages for each other over there. I could use an Amen Corner if anyone is still registered.

I'll see what I can do.

[ldodger]

I fear this thread has veered into my singular neo-Ludditesque lifestyle. Meanwhile I'm in the middle of a perfectly good smack down with that Dnerd fool. The entire Europeans hate Detroit Suburbs thread is just horrible. Dnerd and DanInDc peckertracks are all lubing their back passages for each other over there. I could use an Amen Corner if anyone is still registered.

I would, but Lowell booted my ass over calling SoD or Gannon, "attention whores". Maybe it was both. At any rate, you're on your own my dear.

You need to use that freaking awesome profile pic. If you do, I promise to use the Britney and nun tied to the railroad tracks pic (or something similar).

[middle aged female]

I fear this thread has veered into my singular neo-Ludditesque lifestyle. Meanwhile I'm in the middle of a perfectly good smack down with that Dnerd fool. The entire Europeans hate Detroit Suburbs thread is just horrible. Dnerd and DanInDc peckertracks are all lubing their back passages for each other over there. I could use an Amen Corner if anyone is still registered.

I'd jump in but all I can think of to say to Dnerd is "Gawd, you're a dick". And, really, that doesn't help anyone much.

[gullycanyon]

I fear this thread has veered into my singular neo-Ludditesque lifestyle. Meanwhile I'm in the middle of a perfectly good smack down with that Dnerd fool. The entire Europeans hate Detroit Suburbs thread is just horrible. Dnerd and DanInDc peckertracks are all lubing their back passages for each other over there. I could use an Amen Corner if anyone is still registered.

Sorry. Can't help ya. I'm not even allowed in their goddam Facebook Group anymore. Although it's really not "theirs" anymore, either.

I shall relay your appeal for back-up to yon yellow paint-wielding troublemaker.

[Roquefort Robert]

I was going to comment on the thread but....TL;DR.

[Doctor Detroit]

I'm not going to go read that thread any more than I'm going to stick a clothespin on my nuts.

[gullycanyon]

I glanced in and Gnome needs no help from anyone.

[The Beav]

I glanced in and Gnome needs no help from anyone.

Gnome is our new poster child, which means he will be banned soon.

[gullycanyon]

Gnome has been relatively tactful for a long time. I think he has reached a point where maintaining that tact, in the face of mounting phoniness, hypocrisy, affected hipsterism, aggressive assertion of self-proud ignorance, and non-sequiturian linguistic violence, has become impossible.

DetroitYes! deserves DNerd. It does not deserve Gnome.

And I mean that in the most Gnome-complimentary way, of course.

[middle aged female]

And another thread sanitized for your protection

[middle aged female]

I'm not even sure where to post this. This asshole can't even spell Fuck correctly, but he'll probably get deleted anyway, so I'll put it here and Xpost to Speling and Gramer

Today, 09:21 PM #59 GUSHI
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Ya go fuk urself, I just asked a simple question, by build new if you can move it.
Originally Posted by poobert
Yeah! Let's move St. Florian to Hall Road. Put it between the Best Buy and the Target. Is there enough parking????
Where else in the civilized world but Metro Detroit would such a simpleton suggest something so offensive, aesthetically and otherwise?
And it's mosque, genius.

[Sterile Whites 48313]

I'm not even sure where to post this. This asshole can't even spell Fuck correctly, but he'll probably get deleted anyway, so I'll put it here and Xpost to Speling and Gramer

Today, 09:21 PM #59 GUSHI
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Ya go fuk urself, I just asked a simple question, by build new if you can move it.
Originally Posted by poobert
Yeah! Let's move St. Florian to Hall Road. Put it between the Best Buy and the Target. Is there enough parking????
Where else in the civilized world but Metro Detroit would such a simpleton suggest something so offensive, aesthetically and otherwise?
And it's mosque, genius.

There would be plenty of parking. It's only a mile between those two retail powerhouses.

[middle aged female]

She's back; and this time it's personal: (although I must say I totally agree with her. Xpost to awesome posts, etc)

Today, 10:45 PM #49 oldredfordette
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You know what, Papasito? You’re a bleeding, infected asshole. Shut the fuck up. For once and for all. Shut up you stupid stupid stupid person. Kill yourself, quickly (or slowly, just so you do it).

It’s Roe, you fucking moron. Roe V Wade. If you can’t even get the basics down you shouldn’t be allowed to vote let alone talk on a public forum. SHUT UP.

[Roquefort Robert]

She's back; and this time it's personal: (although I must say I totally agree with her. Xpost to awesome posts, etc)

Today, 10:45 PM #49 oldredfordette
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You know what, Papasito? You’re a bleeding, infected asshole. Shut the fuck up. For once and for all. Shut up you stupid stupid stupid person. Kill yourself, quickly (or slowly, just so you do it).

It’s Roe, you fucking moron. Roe V Wade. If you can’t even get the basics down you shouldn’t be allowed to vote let alone talk on a public forum. SHUT UP.

That's awesome.

[guest]

Yesterday, 11:06 AM #82 aj3647
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Originally Posted by Lowell
A Mercedes pulled over near me and the officers got out, not Detroit Police but green-uniformed federal Border Patrol agents.

Yes, they are law enforcement officers, and thus are empowered to enforce the law. Would you have even batted an eye if they were DPD? But hey, I guess they were wearing the wrong color of uniform for your taste.

Originally Posted by Lowell
but pulling over a car in the middle of town? That was a first.

That you do not see things does not mean that they do not happen. Likewise, that you are ignorant of federal law does not mean these agents are violating the law.

Originally Posted by Lowell
I made some calls and finally connected with an Agent Ramer, their PR officer. What was the jurisdiction of the officers, what could they stop someone for, and how far from the border could they operate, I asked.

Google is your friend.

[edit by Guest: Lowell's original post had him asking if HS was using drone aircraft for border surveillance - the Wikipedia page linked below (copy of link doesn't work) has a picture of just such a drone at work - it's apparently no secret]

Originally Posted by Lowell
Is failing to signal a lane change a reasonable threat to public safety, I asked.

How do YOU know that is what they were pulled over for? As someone already pointed out, there's a lot of judgement and assumptions taking place here given that you know exactly NOTHING of what went on other than there was a traffic stop.

Originally Posted by Lowell
What is a reasonable distance from the border 5 miles? 2000 miles?

Him: I can't speak to the situation, but if they feel it is a reasonable distance they can take action.

So there is no set distance?

Him: Section 287 says a reasonable distance.

Everything is so reasonable!

Good, bad or ugly?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...e_new_strategy

One of the national strategies of the Border Patrol:

Reduce crime in border communities, improving quality of life.
They're cops, just like DPD.

You have absolutely no reason to suspect that there was anything illegal or untoward about this traffic stop other than they were Border Patrol and not local, county, or state LEOs.

and then there's this

Originally Posted by Honky Tonk
Your opinions are based on the fact that mommy didn't put sprinkles in your cocoa today, DetroitTurd. My opinions are based on the fact that I actually live a life in the aforementioned city. If you want facts, I'll give them to you. I can even tell you WHY your #'s are dropping. If you want name calling, like the small person you are, well I'm capable of that too. Going back to the comment you made the other day about me "spewing horseshit", remember: the first thing that sees horseshit is the horses ass.

there're some other things in that thread; Gannon going off on something I didn't get into and prob'ly a bunch of stuff I didn't bother reading