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Re: HFD The End of Times

Postby frank - up in grand blanc » Tue Aug 04, 2015 10:17 pm

jmy wrote:We're screwed. We barely have a week's groceries at a time, but I suppose we could scrape by for another eating canned kidney beans and pumpkin pie filling and the enormous jar of tahini I bought for some reason. Any longer than that and we'll have to eat the dogs.

Odd, given her inability to plan, the wife describes the prepper habits of the mormons with whom she works. "Their religious duty is to have at least a year's worth of food stored away. When a young couple marries the congregation has a food shower where they gift them freeze dried food. Etc." I remind her that we could live a couple of months, albeit leanly, on what we naturally have on hand. Plan B is to open my arsenal, load up some of the thousands of rounds that I have hidden, and then go and visit mormons. They won't stand a chance.
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Re: HFD The End of Times

Postby higgs1634 » Wed Aug 05, 2015 8:41 am

frank - up in grand blanc wrote:
jmy wrote:We're screwed. We barely have a week's groceries at a time, but I suppose we could scrape by for another eating canned kidney beans and pumpkin pie filling and the enormous jar of tahini I bought for some reason. Any longer than that and we'll have to eat the dogs.

Odd, given her inability to plan, the wife describes the prepper habits of the mormons with whom she works. "Their religious duty is to have at least a year's worth of food stored away. When a young couple marries the congregation has a food shower where they gift them freeze dried food. Etc." I remind her that we could live a couple of months, albeit leanly, on what we naturally have on hand. Plan B is to open my arsenal, load up some of the thousands of rounds that I have hidden, and then go and visit mormons. They won't stand a chance.


my parents have a place up north. most of the neighbors are seasonal...some are year rounders. one of the year rounders is a bit of a prepper. Actually more of a hoarder, but calls herself a prepper. couple of years ago at a neighborhood party the discussion turned to teotwawki scenarios and her lecturing about her prepping and supplies and how everyone should be buying gold and prepping. because obama. he's destroying the country, You're all going to be sorry that you didn't take steps...blah blah. Well, one of the other neighbors who had obviously heard this all a few too many times laid it our for her.. "Susan, we all have guns...and you're one old lady who has made sure we all know you're sitting on a pile of food and supplies. if the shit hits the fan, who do you think is going to be dead in that scenario?" ......crickets......
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Re: HFD The End of Times

Postby The Conscience » Wed Nov 23, 2016 9:59 am

Hey folks. Been awhile I know. Nice to see there are four or five of you that still come here. You are most dedicated to HFD, I give you that. Even the owner hasn't stopped by in five years. I too have pretty much given up on the site, but I figured I'd chime in as our world is about to change. Bigly.

I was enjoying a new episode of the Jack Van Impe show last night (for those of you who don't know, Jack and his wife, Rexella, host a weekly syndicated show about the coming Apocalypse from their studio in Troy. I'm surprised we don't hear more about them locally; they've been around for decades, have a worldwide viewership of 2.5 million/week, and have become a local brand unto themselves, just like the Bernstein family, the Illitches, etc). Anyways, Jack was saying that the Book of Revelations is quickly becoming reality, and we will soon begin 1,000 years of peace, as prophesized in Chapter 20; "And I saw an angel come down from heaven, having the key to the bottomless pit, and a great chain in his hand, and he laid hold on the old dragon, that old serpent, which is the devil, and Satan, and bound him a thousand years, and cast him into the bottomless pit, and shut him up, and set a seal upon him that he would deceive the nations no more, until the thousand years should be fulfilled."

But first we have to deal with a little event called the Apocalypse, and much of it ties into foreboding current events, like Russia massing armies along the Baltic states, China asserting control over the South China seas, North Korea's nuclear missile ambitions, and of course ever-increasing tensions in the Middle East.

Then there were all the direct, undeniable connections to our next leader:

Physical Looks:
His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire (Rev 1:14)

The Wall:
And he had a wall great and high…And the building of the wall of it was of jasper…And the foundations of the wall of the city were garnished with all manner of precious stones. (Rev 21:12)

Those silly red and white hats:
And his servants shall serve him; And they shall see his face; and his name shall be on their foreheads.

Drumpf:
And he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself (Rev 19:12)

The list goes on, but I have things to do right now, like stock up on propane, water filtration devices and canned foods, before this end of the world party gets started. Y'all might want to as well.
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Re: HFD The End of Times

Postby The Conscience » Wed Nov 23, 2016 10:00 am

Oh, don't forget toilet paper and soap.
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Re: HFD The End of Times

Postby middle aged female » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:03 am

The Conscience wrote:Oh, don't forget toilet paper and soap.

As I have always said, I'm going to try and find out where Ground Zero is and stand there and wait
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Re: HFD The End of Times

Postby frank - up in grand blanc » Wed Nov 23, 2016 1:17 pm

The Conscience wrote:Hey folks. Been awhile I know. Nice to see there are four or five of you that still come here. You are most dedicated to HFD, I give you that. Even the owner hasn't stopped by in five years. I too have pretty much given up on the site, but I figured I'd chime in as our world is about to change. Bigly.


Yeah, it's been pretty much a dead site for a while, and that's too bad because things were a lot of fun when there was a full cast weighing in, teeing off and generally providing good clean distractions from this life spent behind a desk. I don't do Facebook, have no interest in Twitter, Reddit is a mess, and so am like the last few folks out there who still reach for their hardcopy newspaper every day: the world moved on and the survivors don't get why things had to change as new parties rage on elsewhere. It's cool to see old hands pop up from time to time.

Re: end of times... maybe. It seems that for as long as I've been aware there is one prophet or group or another railing about how the end is nigh, e.g. the tennis shoe guys and Hale-Bopp comet, Jehovah's Witnesses, etc. and to date they've all been wrong. At the same time you can recognize the conceit in a "as long as I've been aware" claim: just how long can that be, especially in terms of timeframes cited in Revelations or geological time? Shit not going medieval in the past few decades or so means we're not really paying attention when a tree can live for centuries and the word is that a reich will last 1,000 years. Maybe it IS happening right now but we think too narrowly.
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