Random Douchebag wrote:Putski wrote:All that and well, um, driving at twice the legal limit.....
I'm not saying I never drove when I shouldn't have, but years ago I volunteered for one of those deals where you drink your ass off, then let a bunch of cops do field-sobriety tests on you 90 minutes later. You BAC keeps going up, even hours after your last drink, so they kept recording our BACs throughout the night.
I blew a 0.17 toward the end of the night and felt absolutely blotto. There was no way in hell I could or would have thought of driving at that point. Lewand is a pretty little guy, so for him to be that far over is pretty bad.
The only person I've heard use the term "blotto" is sstashmoo. Hey, 'moo....fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk Yoooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuu.
Now that I think about it, this Random Douchebag can't be 'moo because there's mention of a woman, and use of the quote function.