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Re: X=Asshole redux

Postby Roquefort Robert » Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:44 pm

Guy that writes on a message board, "I have the best Peeps story ever.". Then keeps refering to the story without telling it = asshole.


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Re: X=Asshole redux

Postby The Suburban Avenger » Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:08 pm

Guy who keeps the lift tickets on his jacket = asshole.
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Re: X=Asshole redux

Postby Ya Mar » Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:09 pm

The Suburban Avenger wrote:Guy who keeps the lift tickets on his jacket = asshole.


That is not even cool in 8th grade any more...
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Re: X=Asshole redux

Postby The Suburban Avenger » Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:35 pm

Ya Mar wrote:
The Suburban Avenger wrote:Guy who keeps the lift tickets on his jacket = asshole.


That is not even cool in 8th grade any more...


Apparently it's cool among grown men in the Grosse Pointes.
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Re: X=Asshole redux

Postby The Beav » Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:52 pm

The Suburban Avenger wrote:
Ya Mar wrote:
The Suburban Avenger wrote:Guy who keeps the lift tickets on his jacket = asshole.


That is not even cool in 8th grade any more...


Apparently it's cool among grown men in the Grosse Pointes.


Being a douche is cool in GP. I should know.
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Re: X=Asshole redux

Postby Jelk » Sat Jun 04, 2011 7:06 pm

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I'm not Black; I'm not illiterate (WSU '83, Magna Cum Laude); and I don't live in a high crime area. My tag is in the center of my plate just to be contrary. I guess I don't really like the state telling me what to do with my personal vehicle if it's not something required for safety or the law...


1. If the state is "telling" you to do something, then not doing it is against the law.

2. If you don't like the state telling you what to do with your personal vehicle, then don't drive it on state-owned roads.

3. The license sticker in the corner rule is to ensure uniform compliance with vehicle registration, hardly an onerous request. The tag in the middle to thwart thieves is understandable. The half dozen stickers scattered around the plate, however, is fucktarded.
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Re: X=Asshole redux

Postby The Suburban Avenger » Sat Jun 04, 2011 8:28 pm

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I'm not Black; I'm not illiterate (WSU '83, Magna Cum Laude); and I don't live in a high crime area. My tag is in the center of my plate just to be contrary. I guess I don't really like the state telling me what to do with my personal vehicle if it's not something required for safety or the law...


1. If the state is "telling" you to do something, then not doing it is against the law.

2. If you don't like the state telling you what to do with your personal vehicle, then don't drive it on state-owned roads.

3. The license sticker in the corner rule is to ensure uniform compliance with vehicle registration, hardly an onerous request. The tag in the middle to thwart thieves is understandable. The half dozen stickers scattered around the plate, however, is fucktarded.


Why not just put it in the proper place and scratch through it a couple of times with an X-acto knife. Kinda hard for the thief to pull off.
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Re: X=Asshole redux

Postby Andy » Sun Jun 05, 2011 6:46 am

The Suburban Avenger wrote:
Jelk wrote:
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I'm not Black; I'm not illiterate (WSU '83, Magna Cum Laude); and I don't live in a high crime area. My tag is in the center of my plate just to be contrary. I guess I don't really like the state telling me what to do with my personal vehicle if it's not something required for safety or the law...


1. If the state is "telling" you to do something, then not doing it is against the law.

2. If you don't like the state telling you what to do with your personal vehicle, then don't drive it on state-owned roads.

3. The license sticker in the corner rule is to ensure uniform compliance with vehicle registration, hardly an onerous request. The tag in the middle to thwart thieves is understandable. The half dozen stickers scattered around the plate, however, is fucktarded.


Why not just put it in the proper place and scratch through it a couple of times with an X-acto knife. Kinda hard for the thief to pull off.


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Re: X=Asshole redux

Postby meliss » Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:11 pm

Naval Academy attendees are assholes.

Took the Fudglets to IGVC at OU on Sunday. Lil' Fudge was excited about all the robots and was counting each one. She was also exclaiming "Robot!" each time she saw one, which was every few feet. Most people thought a two-year-old girl excited about robots was cute. The Naval Academy guys were mean to her with their snark "What would you expect at a robotics competition?"

She rooted against them the rest of the time we were there.
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Re: X=Asshole redux

Postby Random Douchebag » Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:13 pm

Snarking on a young child is quintessentially x = asshole.
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Re: X=Asshole redux

Postby frank - up in grand blanc » Thu Jun 09, 2011 11:57 am

Random Douchebag wrote:Snarking on a young child is quintessentially x = asshole.


Undergrads ARE kids, albeit deserving in this case of some shit for picking on a two year-old.
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Re: X=Asshole redux

Postby Brad Lexington » Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:31 am

Thank goodness my son had his Ferrari shirt on
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Re: X=Asshole redux

Postby MICHIGAN » Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:18 am

Brad Lexington wrote:
Thank goodness my son had his Ferrari shirt on


I knew that was coming.
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Re: X=Asshole redux

Postby Ffdfd » Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:50 pm

People who set fires during the hottest part of this heat wave = assholes
Overall, the contract seems to have been written by amateurs.
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Re: X=Asshole redux

Postby The Suburban Avenger » Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:04 pm

Ffdfd wrote:People who set fires during the hottest part of this heat wave = assholes


There seemed to be one right near the Rouge Bridge around noon this afternoon, a few blocks from the refinery. Couldn't tell if it was a house or burning car. Lotsa black smoke crossing the freeway, though.
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