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Re: HFD Match Game

Postby jmy » Tue Jun 15, 2010 6:46 pm

Through elaborate surgery, Kilpatrick and Karmanos swapped brains. Karmanos was actually fucking Christine Beatty.
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Re: HFD Match Game

Postby The Suburban Avenger » Tue Jun 15, 2010 6:56 pm

The truth about Kilpatrick that will be revealed is <blank>.


the funds frittered away on the EPU, Carlita's Navigator, spa treatments, lavish hotels, etc., actually were being funneled into a secret slush fund that one day would be used to fend off suburban acquisitions of the city's jewels.
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Re: HFD Match Game

Postby guest » Tue Jun 15, 2010 9:05 pm

The truth about Kilpatrick that will be revealed is <a complete fabrication>.
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Re: HFD Match Game

Postby Sterile Whites 48313 » Wed Jun 16, 2010 12:24 am

Gene Rayburn wrote:
He became visibly frustrated and called the exclusive interview to an end, saying that he would be happy to meet with the media in six months when the truth about Kilpatrick is revealed.


The truth about Kilpatrick that will be revealed is <blank>.


He hates prison food...and sodomy.
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Re: HFD Match Game

Postby Lot » Wed Jun 16, 2010 12:29 am

Sterile Whites 48313 wrote:
Gene Rayburn wrote:
He became visibly frustrated and called the exclusive interview to an end, saying that he would be happy to meet with the media in six months when the truth about Kilpatrick is revealed.


The truth about Kilpatrick that will be revealed is <blank>.


He hates prison food...and sodomy.


My wife would say, "the food I can understand."
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Re: HFD Match Game

Postby Sterile Whites 48313 » Wed Jun 16, 2010 12:29 am

Lot wrote:
Sterile Whites 48313 wrote:
Gene Rayburn wrote:
He became visibly frustrated and called the exclusive interview to an end, saying that he would be happy to meet with the media in six months when the truth about Kilpatrick is revealed.


The truth about Kilpatrick that will be revealed is <blank>.


He hates prison food...and sodomy.


My wife would say, "the food I can understand."


Does she have a sister?
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Re: HFD Match Game

Postby Lot » Wed Jun 16, 2010 12:32 am

Sterile Whites 48313 wrote:
Lot wrote:
Sterile Whites 48313 wrote:
Gene Rayburn wrote:
He became visibly frustrated and called the exclusive interview to an end, saying that he would be happy to meet with the media in six months when the truth about Kilpatrick is revealed.


The truth about Kilpatrick that will be revealed is <blank>.


He hates prison food...and sodomy.


My wife would say, "the food I can understand."


Does she have a sister?


I think her name was Pepper, but I don't quite recall. On the other hand, I've got 2 absolutely freaky daughters. They must get it from their mother's side.
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Re: HFD Match Game

Postby Sterile Whites 48313 » Wed Jun 16, 2010 12:36 am

Lot wrote:
Sterile Whites 48313 wrote:
Lot wrote:
Sterile Whites 48313 wrote:
Gene Rayburn wrote:
He became visibly frustrated and called the exclusive interview to an end, saying that he would be happy to meet with the media in six months when the truth about Kilpatrick is revealed.


The truth about Kilpatrick that will be revealed is <blank>.


He hates prison food...and sodomy.


My wife would say, "the food I can understand."


Does she have a sister?


I think her name was Pepper, but I don't quite recall. On the other hand, I've got 2 absolutely freaky daughters. They must get it from their mother's side.


I'm smelling arranged marriage...
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Re: HFD Match Game

Postby Gene Rayburn » Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:37 pm

Image

Detroit moves me <blank>.
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Re: HFD Match Game

Postby middle aged female » Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:49 pm

Gene Rayburn wrote:Image

Detroit moves me <blank>.

Detroit moves me bowels, argghh
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Re: HFD Match Game

Postby James Scott » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:04 am

Gene Rayburn wrote:Image

Detroit moves me <blank>.


Detroit moves me to tears, and Detroit moves me out.


Crosspost to that "what makes me cry" thread.
And crosspost the post above to the "speak like a pirate" thread too. Aye...
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Re: HFD Match Game

Postby Ya Mar » Mon Dec 27, 2010 6:03 pm

middle aged female wrote:
Gene Rayburn wrote:Image

Detroit moves me <blank>.

Detroit moves me bowels, argghh


well done.
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Re: HFD Match Game

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Re: HFD Match Game

Postby Gene Rayburn » Fri Oct 05, 2012 6:49 am

Ya Mar wrote:
guest wrote:
Andy wrote:The smell must have been...


...pretty good compared to what I experience on a typical morning while crossing the 94/75/Chene interchange area.


Paging Gene Rayburn...


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Re: HFD Match Game

Postby Mulligan » Fri Oct 05, 2012 10:01 am

Gene Rayburn wrote:Why do I even post here anymore? Every time I login all I read is about Raburn sucking, and everyone keeps spelling my name wrong. Screw you guys.


I used to be with it, but then they changed what 'it' was. Now, what I'm with isn't 'it,' and what's 'it' seems weird and scary.
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