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Re: Hot Fudge You're Fired/I Quit

Postby The Beav » Mon Sep 29, 2014 8:00 pm

The Suburban Avenger wrote:Ron Gardenhire got the axe today. I had no idea they'd won just one playoff series in his tenure.


Rumors about Molitor already flying. I'm thinking Wedge, myself.
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Re: Hot Fudge You're Fired/I Quit

Postby The Suburban Avenger » Fri Oct 31, 2014 11:31 am

David Brandon has fallen on his sword. The university has scheduled a 1:30 p.m. news conference to announce it.

Congratulations, Michigan fans! Now you'll get a new AD to hire the same football coach.
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Re: Hot Fudge You're Fired/I Quit

Postby Mulligan » Fri Oct 31, 2014 12:01 pm

The Suburban Avenger wrote:David Brandon has fallen on his sword. The university has scheduled a 1:30 p.m. news conference to announce it.

Congratulations, Michigan fans! Now you'll get a new AD to hire the same football coach.


Is Don Canham available?
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Re: Hot Fudge You're Fired/I Quit

Postby The Beav » Fri Oct 31, 2014 6:16 pm

Mulligan wrote:
The Suburban Avenger wrote:David Brandon has fallen on his sword. The university has scheduled a 1:30 p.m. news conference to announce it.

Congratulations, Michigan fans! Now you'll get a new AD to hire the same football coach.


Is Don Canham available?


One of his daughters was a prof in my masters program. She was a ditz.
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Re: Hot Fudge You're Fired/I Quit

Postby Mulligan » Fri Oct 31, 2014 8:57 pm

The Beav wrote:
Mulligan wrote:
The Suburban Avenger wrote:David Brandon has fallen on his sword. The university has scheduled a 1:30 p.m. news conference to announce it.

Congratulations, Michigan fans! Now you'll get a new AD to hire the same football coach.


Is Don Canham available?


One of his daughters was a prof in my masters program. She was a ditz.


Pics?
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Re: Hot Fudge You're Fired/I Quit

Postby The Beav » Sat Nov 01, 2014 2:04 pm

Mulligan wrote:
The Beav wrote:
Mulligan wrote:
The Suburban Avenger wrote:David Brandon has fallen on his sword. The university has scheduled a 1:30 p.m. news conference to announce it.

Congratulations, Michigan fans! Now you'll get a new AD to hire the same football coach.


Is Don Canham available?


One of his daughters was a prof in my masters program. She was a ditz.


Pics?


Middle row, right picture, ditz on the left. I'm thinking that's her daughter next to her.

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Re: Hot Fudge You're Fired/I Quit

Postby Mulligan » Sat Nov 01, 2014 2:34 pm

The Beav wrote:
Mulligan wrote:
The Beav wrote:
Mulligan wrote:
The Suburban Avenger wrote:David Brandon has fallen on his sword. The university has scheduled a 1:30 p.m. news conference to announce it.

Congratulations, Michigan fans! Now you'll get a new AD to hire the same football coach.


Is Don Canham available?


One of his daughters was a prof in my masters program. She was a ditz.


Pics?


Middle row, right picture, ditz on the left. I'm thinking that's her daughter next to her.

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You look dapper in top right photo.
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Re: Hot Fudge You're Fired/I Quit

Postby Mulligan » Sat Nov 01, 2014 3:59 pm

I've read that Brandon resigned and that he'll get $3 million. After resigning. I'm trying to wrap my head around this Turkia-eque coda.
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Re: Hot Fudge You're Fired/I Quit

Postby Shark » Sat Nov 01, 2014 7:08 pm

Mulligan wrote:I've read that Brandon resigned and that he'll get $3 million. After resigning. I'm trying to wrap my head around this Turkia-eque coda.


I don't get how this bullshit makes it into a contract AFTER the part about the millions he'll get if he quits/gets fired:

The University will pay the cost of COBRA for Brandon and his dependents' health benefits through June 30, 2015.

Brandon retains the use of two company cars through the end of the year.
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Re: Hot Fudge You're Fired/I Quit

Postby The Beav » Sun Nov 02, 2014 11:26 am

Mulligan wrote:
The Beav wrote:
Mulligan wrote:
The Beav wrote:
Mulligan wrote:
The Suburban Avenger wrote:David Brandon has fallen on his sword. The university has scheduled a 1:30 p.m. news conference to announce it.

Congratulations, Michigan fans! Now you'll get a new AD to hire the same football coach.


Is Don Canham available?


One of his daughters was a prof in my masters program. She was a ditz.


Pics?


Middle row, right picture, ditz on the left. I'm thinking that's her daughter next to her.

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You look dapper in top right photo.


I never should have gotten rid of those green pants.
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Re: Hot Fudge You're Fired/I Quit

Postby The Suburban Avenger » Mon Oct 12, 2015 10:39 am

USC announced Sunday afternoon that its embattled second-year coach is taking a leave of absence. It has been a brutal few months for Sarkisian – he is going through a divorce, he made an embarrassing public appearance in August under the influence of alcohol and/or medication, and a team that began the season in the top 10 is now 3-2 and unranked.
https://sports.yahoo.com/news/steve-sarkisian-s-leave-of-absence-is-another-black-mark-on-pat-haden-s-usc-reign-233405767.html


It's sad this guy's life is coming apart at the seams in front of a national audience, but geez, I'd like to think USC would've sat him down after the August gaffe and intensely asked him if he needed help ... or just decided he needed it and took action there and then.

A friend invited me to the USC-Notre Dame game this weekend (the thump would've had a lot more bass about four weeks ago). Looking forward to seeing a night game at Notre Dame (and secretly rooting for the Irish to lose) but this looks like it'll be a blowout.
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