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Re: The Anything But The Lions NFL Thread

Postby The Suburban Avenger » Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:54 pm

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NEW ORLEANS -- The U.S. Attorney's Office in the Eastern District of Louisiana was told Friday that New Orleans Saints general manager Mickey Loomis had an electronic device in his Superdome suite that had been secretly re-wired to enable him to eavesdrop on visiting coaching staffs for nearly three NFL seasons, "Outside the Lines" has learned.

Sources familiar with Saints game-day operations told "Outside the Lines" that Loomis, who faces an eight-game suspension from the NFL for his role in the recent bounty scandal, had the ability to secretly listen for most of the 2002 season, his first as general manager of the Saints, and all of the 2003 and 2004 seasons. The sources spoke with "Outside the Lines" under the condition of anonymity because of fear of reprisals from members of the Saints organization.


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Re: The Anything But The Lions NFL Thread

Postby The Suburban Avenger » Tue May 01, 2012 3:17 pm

Russell Wilson's girlfriend was pretty fired up when he got the call from his agent.

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Re: The Anything But The Lions NFL Thread

Postby Ya Mar » Thu May 03, 2012 7:42 pm

The Suburban Avenger wrote:Russell Wilson's girlfriend was pretty fired up when he got the call from his agent.

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Re: The Anything But The Lions NFL Thread

Postby The Suburban Avenger » Fri Jul 13, 2012 2:59 pm

The nine-year-old me never in a million years would've believed the Saints would have a player worth $20 million a year, but there you are. Geaux Saints!

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NEW ORLEANS (AP) -- Drew Brees has agreed to a five-year, $100 million contract with the New Orleans Saints, with $60 million guaranteed, said a person familiar with the deal.
Brees and the team reached agreement Friday, the person told The Associated Press on condition of anonymity because the contract has not been publically announced. Brees had been tagged as the Saints' exclusive franchise player and could not negotiate with other teams.
Had a deal not been reached, the tender for a quarterback was worth $16.3 million. Brees would have had to play for that amount or hold out without a contract.
Brees skipped the Saints' offseason practices while holding out for a new long-term contract that now makes him the highest-paid player in NFL history.
New Orleans had designated Brees, 33, its franchise player in March after the club was unable to reach a new long-term extension with the record-setting quarterback before his previous six-year, $60 million contract expired.
Brees however, was steadfast in not wanting to play for a one-year deal.
During the past six seasons, Brees has not only led the Saints to their only Super Bowl title, but has completed more passes (2,488) for more yards (28,394) and more touchdowns (201) than any other quarterback in the NFL. His 67.8 percent completion rate spanning the past six seasons also tops the league.
In 2011, Brees set NFL single-season records with 468 completions, 5,476 yards passing and a completion percentage of 71.2. His prolific passing numbers helped the Saints set a new NFL high for total offensive yards in a season with 7,474.
He led the Saints to a 13-3 regular season record and second NFC South Division title in three seasons. New Orleans defeated Detroit in the first round of the playoffs before falling in the final seconds of their second-round game at San Francisco.
This offseason marked the first time Brees had the opportunity to negotiate a major, long-term deal with the leverage provided by a string of injury-free seasons highlighted by a slew of individual and team statistical records, in addition to a championship.
He commanded only second-round money when he was drafted by San Diego, and the Chargers placed the one-year franchise tag on him when that deal ran out in 2005. The right-handed Brees then had an injury the following season that required major surgery to his throwing shoulder, and which left him with few major offers during the 2006 offseason.
He wound up signing the six-year deal in New Orleans that left him playing for well below what the top quarterbacks in the league earned during the past few seasons.
Brees' new deal tops the previous benchmark contract for elite QBs set by with the five-year, $96 million deal Denver gave earlier this offseason to Peyton Manning, who is three years older than Brees and sat out last season while recovering from neck surgery.
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Re: The Anything But The Lions NFL Thread

Postby Ya Mar » Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:14 pm

The Suburban Avenger wrote:The nine-year-old me never in a million years would've believed the Saints would have a player worth $20 million a year, but there you are. Geaux Saints!

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NEW ORLEANS (AP) -- Drew Brees has agreed to a five-year, $100 million contract with the New Orleans Saints, with $60 million guaranteed, said a person familiar with the deal.
Brees and the team reached agreement Friday, the person told The Associated Press on condition of anonymity because the contract has not been publically announced. Brees had been tagged as the Saints' exclusive franchise player and could not negotiate with other teams.
Had a deal not been reached, the tender for a quarterback was worth $16.3 million. Brees would have had to play for that amount or hold out without a contract.
Brees skipped the Saints' offseason practices while holding out for a new long-term contract that now makes him the highest-paid player in NFL history.
New Orleans had designated Brees, 33, its franchise player in March after the club was unable to reach a new long-term extension with the record-setting quarterback before his previous six-year, $60 million contract expired.
Brees however, was steadfast in not wanting to play for a one-year deal.
During the past six seasons, Brees has not only led the Saints to their only Super Bowl title, but has completed more passes (2,488) for more yards (28,394) and more touchdowns (201) than any other quarterback in the NFL. His 67.8 percent completion rate spanning the past six seasons also tops the league.
In 2011, Brees set NFL single-season records with 468 completions, 5,476 yards passing and a completion percentage of 71.2. His prolific passing numbers helped the Saints set a new NFL high for total offensive yards in a season with 7,474.
He led the Saints to a 13-3 regular season record and second NFC South Division title in three seasons. New Orleans defeated Detroit in the first round of the playoffs before falling in the final seconds of their second-round game at San Francisco.
This offseason marked the first time Brees had the opportunity to negotiate a major, long-term deal with the leverage provided by a string of injury-free seasons highlighted by a slew of individual and team statistical records, in addition to a championship.
He commanded only second-round money when he was drafted by San Diego, and the Chargers placed the one-year franchise tag on him when that deal ran out in 2005. The right-handed Brees then had an injury the following season that required major surgery to his throwing shoulder, and which left him with few major offers during the 2006 offseason.
He wound up signing the six-year deal in New Orleans that left him playing for well below what the top quarterbacks in the league earned during the past few seasons.
Brees' new deal tops the previous benchmark contract for elite QBs set by with the five-year, $96 million deal Denver gave earlier this offseason to Peyton Manning, who is three years older than Brees and sat out last season while recovering from neck surgery.


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Re: The Anything But The Lions NFL Thread

Postby The Suburban Avenger » Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:26 pm

The 2012 season in review ... before it happens.

AFC
Division winners (best record to worst): Texans, Patriots, Ravens, Broncos
Wild cards: Bengals, Steelers

NFC
Division winners: 49ers, Packers, Giants, Falcons
Wild cards: Saints, Eagles

Patriots defeat Ravens (again) for the AFC title while the Packers top the 49ers. Green Bay wins a fifth Super Bowl.
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Re: The Anything But The Lions NFL Thread

Postby Ansel Rakestraw » Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:27 pm

The Suburban Avenger wrote:The 2012 season in review ... before it happens.

AFC
Division winners (best record to worst): Texans, Patriots, Ravens, Broncos
Wild cards: Bengals, Steelers

NFC
Division winners: 49ers, Packers, Giants, Falcons
Wild cards: Saints, Eagles

Patriots defeat Ravens (again) for the AFC title while the Packers top the 49ers. Green Bay wins a fifth Super Bowl.


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Re: The Anything But The Lions NFL Thread

Postby The Suburban Avenger » Thu Sep 06, 2012 10:31 am

A Super Bowl might still be a remote dream, but at least Browns fans can pass the time by queuing up to shit on Art Modell's grave.
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Re: The Anything But The Lions NFL Thread

Postby The Suburban Avenger » Mon Sep 10, 2012 9:38 pm

I can remember when Monday Night Football was a big deal (especially when the Saints played, because back then they were pretty bad most of the time ... no, all of the time). Now I'm flipping back and forth between the Tigers and Bengals-Ravens and thinking how on earth the most powerful sports broadcasting concern in the world can't buy enough clout to make the NFL let them actually schedule some good games.

Jesus, we get Chargers-Raiders next.
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Re: The Anything But The Lions NFL Thread

Postby Andy » Mon Sep 10, 2012 9:58 pm

The Suburban Avenger wrote:I can remember when Monday Night Football was a big deal (especially when the Saints played, because back then they were pretty bad most of the time ... no, all of the time). Now I'm flipping back and forth between the Tigers and Bengals-Ravens and thinking how on earth the most powerful sports broadcasting concern in the world can't buy enough clout to make the NFL let them actually schedule some good games.

Jesus, we get Chargers-Raiders next.


And I think Berman is calling that one too.

Or is that next week? Either way. Ooof.
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Re: The Anything But The Lions NFL Thread

Postby The Suburban Avenger » Sun Sep 16, 2012 5:43 pm

So much for making Roger Goodell hand the Lombardi Trophy to Tom Benson this season ... at least the Saints play the Chiefs next weekend.
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Re: The Anything But The Lions NFL Thread

Postby The Suburban Avenger » Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:57 am

Norv Turner is Marty Schottenheimer's illegitimate child. I went to bed when the Broncos were down 24-0.
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Re: The Anything But The Lions NFL Thread

Postby The Beav » Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:44 pm

The Suburban Avenger wrote:Norv Turner is Marty Schottenheimer's illegitimate child. I went to bed when the Broncos were down 24-0.


Idaknow. Sounds like Marv Levy to me.
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Re: The Anything But The Lions NFL Thread

Postby Mulligan » Tue Oct 16, 2012 9:12 pm

The Beav wrote:
The Suburban Avenger wrote:Norv Turner is Marty Schottenheimer's illegitimate child. I went to bed when the Broncos were down 24-0.


Idaknow. Sounds like Marv Levy to me.


You mean anti-Levy.

I used to be with it, but then they changed what 'it' was. Now, what I'm with isn't 'it,' and what's 'it' seems weird and scary.
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Re: The Anything But The Lions NFL Thread

Postby The Beav » Tue Oct 16, 2012 9:43 pm

Mulligan wrote:
The Beav wrote:
The Suburban Avenger wrote:Norv Turner is Marty Schottenheimer's illegitimate child. I went to bed when the Broncos were down 24-0.


Idaknow. Sounds like Marv Levy to me.


You mean anti-Levy.



Kind of like the levies they had in New Orleans during Katrina?
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