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Re: Hot Fudge oh fuck you Sports Edition

Postby Amadeus » Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:09 pm

D-Day wrote:Former Bengal safety Nate Webster who is currently on trial for sex with a 15 year old girl blames it on post concussion syndrome......

Former Bengal Player Contends Football Concussions Contributed To Actions
http://www.local12.com/news/local/story/Former-Bengal-Player-Contends-Football/rQ5JwWk8FUuNL3EuO5MWrg.cspx?rss=30


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Re: Hot Fudge oh fuck you Sports Edition

Postby The Suburban Avenger » Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:41 pm

D-Day wrote:Former Bengal safety Nate Webster who is currently on trial for sex with a 15 year old girl blames it on post concussion syndrome......

Former Bengal Player Contends Football Concussions Contributed To Actions
http://www.local12.com/news/local/story/Former-Bengal-Player-Contends-Football/rQ5JwWk8FUuNL3EuO5MWrg.cspx?rss=30


Shouldn't be be a 'current' Bengals player given such a sterling scrape with the law?
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Re: Hot Fudge oh fuck you Sports Edition

Postby D-Day » Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:30 pm

The Suburban Avenger wrote:
D-Day wrote:Former Bengal safety Nate Webster who is currently on trial for sex with a 15 year old girl blames it on post concussion syndrome......

Former Bengal Player Contends Football Concussions Contributed To Actions
http://www.local12.com/news/local/story/Former-Bengal-Player-Contends-Football/rQ5JwWk8FUuNL3EuO5MWrg.cspx?rss=30


Shouldn't be be a 'current' Bengals player given such a sterling scrape with the law?


Amazing, isn't it. They need to just put a division of the Hamilton County Common Pleas Court in Paul Brown Stadium just for the Bengals. Oh, and the story gets better. Apparently, it was the 15 year old daughter of a coach. The audio excerpts from the trial that keep getting played on the radio are sterling..........
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Re: Hot Fudge oh fuck you Sports Edition

Postby The Beav » Tue Apr 24, 2012 7:45 pm

The first few games of the year I had hope, but the last few I have heard the singing hot dog guy at Comerica. I wish someone would throat punch that shithead.
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Re: Hot Fudge oh fuck you Sports Edition

Postby Roquefort Robert » Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:32 pm

“It was frustrating, because I had 20 at-bats,” Inge said. “Twenty at-bats is nothing. Twenty at-bats is not even enough time to really see what you’re capable of. Some guys go 0-for-40 sometimes.


No asshole, YOU go 0-40. All the time.
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Re: Hot Fudge oh fuck you Sports Edition

Postby Amadeus » Tue May 01, 2012 8:54 am

Not to mention, what's this "only 20 at-bats" schtick? No one's willing to call him on that piece of horse hockey?
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Re: Hot Fudge oh fuck you Sports Edition

Postby The Suburban Avenger » Wed May 02, 2012 4:52 pm

Junior Seau's body isn't even out of the ME's office and already everyone and his brother are tying it to head injuries, the bounty scandal, etc.
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Re: Hot Fudge oh fuck you Sports Edition

Postby Andy » Wed May 02, 2012 5:47 pm

The Suburban Avenger wrote:Junior Seau's body isn't even out of the ME's office and already everyone and his brother are tying it to head injuries, the bounty scandal, etc.


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Re: Hot Fudge oh fuck you Sports Edition

Postby gullycanyon » Wed May 02, 2012 7:08 pm

Amadeus wrote:Not to mention, what's this "only 20 at-bats" schtick? No one's willing to call him on that piece of horse hockey?


The truth, in my opinion?
No one is calling him on that stuff because he completely drove everyone to the point of not caring, anymore, about his attitude, his comments, or anything else. Everyone, including me (of all people) just wanted it to be over. Now it's over, he's gone, so he can say whatever the fuck he wants and nobody even cares enough to argue.
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Re: Hot Fudge oh fuck you Sports Edition

Postby gullycanyon » Wed May 02, 2012 7:08 pm

Amadeus wrote:Not to mention, what's this "only 20 at-bats" schtick? No one's willing to call him on that piece of horse hockey?


The truth, in my opinion?
No one is calling him on that stuff because he completely drove everyone to the point of not caring, anymore, about his attitude, his comments, or anything else. Everyone, including me (of all people) just wanted it to be over. Now it's over, he's gone, so he can say whatever the fuck he wants and nobody even cares enough to argue.
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Re: Hot Fudge oh fuck you Sports Edition

Postby Roquefort Robert » Wed May 02, 2012 10:05 pm

You must have felt very strongly about that opinion.
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Re: Hot Fudge oh fuck you Sports Edition

Postby gullycanyon » Wed May 02, 2012 10:37 pm

Goddammitdammit.
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Re: Hot Fudge oh fuck you Sports Edition

Postby The Beav » Mon May 07, 2012 9:36 pm

Fuck You Pat Caputo.

All evening on my drive home from class he was bitching about how disloyal the UP is for even thinking about succession, and he's lived in Michigan his whole life and never been there and doesn't see a reason to go there. They've been sponging off the lower peninsula forever etc etc etc. The divisive talk needs to be quelled right now and it's akin to treason, blah blah blah. IMO it's the d-bags like him that cause the divisiveness within the state and within the metro reason also.

Then he goes on about moving the fences in even further at CoPa because there's spots that one can hit the ball and whoever it is can get a triple no matter how fast they run.

Kiss my fat white ass you blowhard.
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Re: Hot Fudge oh fuck you Sports Edition

Postby gullycanyon » Tue May 08, 2012 1:34 am

Pat Caputo is the epitome of "blowhard."

I used to say, "Well, at least he likes baseball, knows a little about it, and will talk about it," but I came to see that A) he doesn't know that goddam much about it, and even if he did, still B) it wouldn't make it worthwhile to listen to the rest of his blustery, proudly ignorant bullshit.

Did he say "perplexed," "convoluted," or "sometheeng?"
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Re: Hot Fudge oh fuck you Sports Edition

Postby The Suburban Avenger » Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:57 pm

Drew Magary rules:
There's never been any question that LeBron James is a great basketball player. And even when he was coming up short in the playoffs, haters like myself just used those failures as an easy excuse to pile on him further, because he's a dipshit and he deserved it. The fact that he's won a championship doesn't fundamentally alter his character in any way. That's the great con of sports: the idea that winners win because they have character and losers lose because they don't. If you think LeBron is a good guy now because he won a title, then you probably had no business thinking he was a bad guy to begin with, because the outcome of a sporting event says nothing about the person within.

LeBron's genuine joy last night may have been refreshing to some people, but I could find more than enough things to offset that. There was Stuart Scott, standing up there on the dais, trying desperately to contain himself from working LeBron's shaft. And there was Pat Riley SMILING! God, that's so fucking creepy. I don't want to live in a world where Pat Riley's smiling. It's like watching a male porn star smile right before fisting an 18-year-old. It's gross. There are no good intentions behind it. Look at what Riley said to Dan LeBatard:

One word to describe the last two years, Pat? "Harrowing," he says.

Oh, fuck you, Pat. You're a half-retired multimillionaire. You didn't spend the last two years in a fucking POW camp. Go to hell.

Remember: Michael Jordan had more than a few touching championship celebrations, and we now know that Jordan is, without question, a Grade A Flaming Red Asshole. Michael Jordan is the black Daniel Plainview. And there's no reason LeBron won't end up the same way. Once the game hit garbage time last night, he took off that stupid extra-wide headband he was using to hide his receding hairline. All his insecurities are gone now, which means he's probably gonna end up being an even BIGGER cocksucker than before.


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