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The Brandon Inge & Ryan Raburn Appreciation Thread for Gully

Postby The Beav » Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:05 pm

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Re: The Brandon Inge & Ryan Raburn Appreciation Thread for Gully

Postby Mulligan » Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:32 am

A three-hit night gets Brandon above the Mendoza line, to .204. With four hits, Rapure is up to .243.
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Re: The Brandon Inge & Ryan Raburn Appreciation Thread for G

Postby Doctor Detroit » Fri Jul 25, 2014 1:23 pm

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Re: The Brandon Inge & Ryan Raburn Appreciation Thread for G

Postby gullycanyon » Fri Jul 25, 2014 9:45 pm

Goddammit.
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Re: The Brandon Inge & Ryan Raburn Appreciation Thread for G

Postby Roquefort Robert » Sat Jul 26, 2014 8:49 am

Worst baseball player ever. Where's that dude that loved him around here? Not Gully, the other dude?
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Re: The Brandon Inge & Ryan Raburn Appreciation Thread for G

Postby The Beav » Sat Jul 26, 2014 10:04 am

Roquefort Robert wrote:Worst baseball player ever. Where's that dude that loved him around here? Not Gully, the other dude?


Ahhh. The wonderful Merchantgander/Rapture debate of 2011. Led me to peruse that thread. This was a high lite

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Re: The Brandon Inge & Ryan Raburn Appreciation Thread for G

Postby Roquefort Robert » Sat Jul 26, 2014 2:34 pm

The Beav wrote:
Roquefort Robert wrote:Worst baseball player ever. Where's that dude that loved him around here? Not Gully, the other dude?


Ahhh. The wonderful Merchantgander/Rapture debate of 2011. Led me to peruse that thread. This was a high lite



If I ever took the stupid and idiotic position of defending Ryan Raburn, I'd leave HFD in shame, too.
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Re: The Brandon Inge & Ryan Raburn Appreciation Thread for G

Postby Roquefort Robert » Sat Jul 26, 2014 3:08 pm

Raburn may have made another colossal stupid play defensively but hey, at least he's batting .198.

Er, wait...at least he's slugging .269.

Er, well...at least he's struck out as many times as his hits and walks combined.

Er, at least he's hit two home runs.

Well, he still deserves a whole season to see what he can do.
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Re: The Brandon Inge & Ryan Raburn Appreciation Thread for G

Postby Doctor Detroit » Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:27 am

Great moments in Ryan Raburn fielding history

Ryan Raburn (n) [ry-an ray-burn] -- Left fielder, Cleveland Indians.

Raburning (n) [ray-bur-ning] -- The sensation of allowing the other team to score in the most embarrassing of ways.

You've seen Ryan Raburn spike the ball into center field on a quasi in-the-park home run. But have you seen him fall through a fence? How about assist on a home run before taking a nose dive into the fence? You see, the fun that is watching Raburn attempt to play defense is not a new concept. Oh, no, no, no. He'd been Raburning for years in Detroit. Only last week did he rise to national prominence when he did it against the Rockies.

So I submit to you an (in)complete history of Raburning.



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