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Re: Wanna Feel Old?

Postby D-Day » Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:06 pm

The Suburban Avenger wrote:Michigan stopped recruiting this dipshit (and his Catholic high school gave him the boot). His now-closed Twitter account seemed to have something to do with it:

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He'll fit in with the Bengals, I guess.


.....oof. That hurt.
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Re: Wanna Feel Old?

Postby gullycanyon » Sat Jan 21, 2012 12:56 am

The Suburban Avenger wrote:Michigan stopped recruiting this dipshit (and his Catholic high school gave him the boot). His now-closed Twitter account seemed to have something to do with it:

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He'll fit in with the Bengals, I guess.


That is why young'uns like that knuckle-dragging dipshit should be free to have Twitter accounts wherein they can freely, and openly, tweet.
So enthusiastic, are they, about both running their mouths and seeming to be cool, they unwittingly invade their own privacy in a way that would, if anyone else did it, cause them to shriek like an old crone seeing a dead body on the floor. Prospective employers or possible girlfriends/boyfriends get a chance to find out what a total fuckin' asshole they will be dealing with if they engage in any type of relationship with said tweeter.

Twitter is now an important cog in the social wheel.
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Re: Wanna Feel Old?

Postby Mulligan » Sat Jan 21, 2012 4:04 am

I used to be with it, but then they changed what 'it' was. Now, what I'm with isn't 'it,' and what's 'it' seems weird and scary.
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Re: Wanna Feel Old?

Postby The Beav » Sat Jan 21, 2012 12:31 pm



There's still hope for my dream to play in the bigs.
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Re: Wanna Feel Old?

Postby gullycanyon » Sun Jan 22, 2012 2:01 am

The Beav wrote:


There's still hope for my dream to play in the bigs.


Do you still remember
December's foggy freeze
when the ice that
clings on to your beard is
screaming agony.
And you snatch your rattling last breaths
with deep-sea-diver sounds,
and the flowers bloom like
madness in the spring.
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Re: Wanna Feel Old?

Postby Doctor Detroit » Sun Jan 22, 2012 12:14 pm

gullycanyon wrote:
The Beav wrote:


There's still hope for my dream to play in the bigs.


Do you still remember
December's foggy freeze
when the ice that
clings on to your beard is
screaming agony.
And you snatch your rattling last breaths
with deep-sea-diver sounds,
and the flowers bloom like
madness in the spring.


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Re: Wanna Feel Old?

Postby gullycanyon » Sun Jan 22, 2012 4:41 pm

Doc D, I'm glad you made that remark; long after posting that, I thought, "Goddam, as much as I'd like to take credit for it, I hope no one thinks I actually wrote that.

So thanks for being old and with good lyric-recognition.
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Re: Wanna Feel Old?

Postby The Suburban Avenger » Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:20 pm

Tyler Tettleton, the 20-year-old son of Mickey, will be Ohio University's starting quarterback this season. The redshirt junior isn't as tall as his dad, but has the same Great Plains, aw shucks politeness about him.

I asked him why he never followed in daddy's footsteps and says he wishes he did ... adding it would kind of be fun to play both sports in college.

Ohio U. is the favorite to win the MAC this season. I think I'll add the Bobcats to my peripheral list of college teams to root for this fall.
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Re: Wanna Feel Old?

Postby Ya Mar » Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:33 pm

The Suburban Avenger wrote:Tyler Tettleton, the 20-year-old son of Mickey, will be Ohio University's starting quarterback this season. The redshirt junior isn't as tall as his dad, but has the same Great Plains, aw shucks politeness about him.

I asked him why he never followed in daddy's footsteps and says he wishes he did ... adding it would kind of be fun to play both sports in college.

Ohio U. is the favorite to win the MAC this season. I think I'll add the Bobcats to my peripheral list of college teams to root for this fall.

So will thebeav...
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Re: Wanna Feel Old?

Postby The Beav » Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:59 pm

The Suburban Avenger wrote:Tyler Tettleton, the 20-year-old son of Mickey, will be Ohio University's starting quarterback this season. The redshirt junior isn't as tall as his dad, but has the same Great Plains, aw shucks politeness about him.

I asked him why he never followed in daddy's footsteps and says he wishes he did ... adding it would kind of be fun to play both sports in college.

Ohio U. is the favorite to win the MAC this season. I think I'll add the Bobcats to my peripheral list of college teams to root for this fall.


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Re: Wanna Feel Old?

Postby Shark » Tue Jul 24, 2012 4:14 pm

The Beav wrote:
The Suburban Avenger wrote:Tyler Tettleton, the 20-year-old son of Mickey, will be Ohio University's starting quarterback this season. The redshirt junior isn't as tall as his dad, but has the same Great Plains, aw shucks politeness about him.

I asked him why he never followed in daddy's footsteps and says he wishes he did ... adding it would kind of be fun to play both sports in college.

Ohio U. is the favorite to win the MAC this season. I think I'll add the Bobcats to my peripheral list of college teams to root for this fall.


Pics?


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Re: Wanna Feel Old?

Postby Roquefort Robert » Tue Jul 24, 2012 4:15 pm

Shark wrote:
The Beav wrote:
The Suburban Avenger wrote:Tyler Tettleton, the 20-year-old son of Mickey, will be Ohio University's starting quarterback this season. The redshirt junior isn't as tall as his dad, but has the same Great Plains, aw shucks politeness about him.

I asked him why he never followed in daddy's footsteps and says he wishes he did ... adding it would kind of be fun to play both sports in college.

Ohio U. is the favorite to win the MAC this season. I think I'll add the Bobcats to my peripheral list of college teams to root for this fall.


Pics?


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Re: Wanna Feel Old?

Postby The Beav » Tue Jul 24, 2012 8:57 pm

For those who know me best:

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Re: Wanna Feel Old?

Postby The Suburban Avenger » Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:58 am

I will be rooting for U of M tonight, mostly because I really enjoy dealing with John Beilein, a very humble fellow who doesn't seem to take himself very seriously (and, as far as we know, never hosed a skank in an an Olive Garden-type place).

I distinctly remember watching the 1989 championship game in a beach house on Kiawah Island, S.C., with the rest of the Avenger clan during our spring break. I was about six weeks from my high school graduation.

That was more than half my life ago ... wow.
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Re: Wanna Feel Old?

Postby The Beav » Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:21 pm

The Suburban Avenger wrote:I will be rooting for U of M tonight, mostly because I really enjoy dealing with John Beilein, a very humble fellow who doesn't seem to take himself very seriously (and, as far as we know, never hosed a skank in an an Olive Garden-type place).

I distinctly remember watching the 1989 championship game in a beach house on Kiawah Island, S.C., with the rest of the Avenger clan during our spring break. I was about six weeks from my high school graduation.

That was more than half my life ago ... wow.


I remember hearing the commotion from my apartment on Packard near Division. My roomies and I decided to join the revelers. We got as close as the Law Quad and I turned around, not wanting to get caught up in the hysteria. My roomies continued on and, I think, helped overturn a car.
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