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Re: Stupid Celebrities

Postby frank - up in grand blanc » Tue Oct 25, 2011 12:31 pm

Navy Blue Scrubs wrote:Lindsay Lohan's dad was arrested for whooping ass on his 28 year old girfriend after she refused him a blow job.

After being placed in custody, Lohan complained of chest pains and was taken to St. Joseph's Hospital. Davis said he apparently tried to check himself out and leave unnoticed when he thought the officers had departed, but they quickly re-arrested him.


[sarc]Gee, I've never seen that before.[/sarc] This guy's a real piece of work.


Mr. Lohan is channeling the crazy ex-girlfriend of my buddy. They were a long-time item while in school, but it dawned on him that she was nuts so he'd start the whole I-need-to-grow-and-find-myself-and-meet-new-people breakup spiel. She'd realize what was coming and fall into a conniption/asthma/panic attack and everything else that she could think of, thereby necessitating (necessitating, that is, if you're a somewhat normal and sensitive person without a desire to see an acquaintance needlessly die in front of you) an ambulance ride to the hospital. Beset with guilt, my pal would ride along in the ambulance and by the time that they'd pull into Sparrow's ER he would have agreed that no, they were not breaking up and in fact we're stronger than ever.
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Re: Stupid Celebrities

Postby Doctor Detroit » Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:38 pm

Lindsay Lohan to pose for Playboy?

http://scoop.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/ ... or-playboy

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Re: Stupid Celebrities

Postby The Beav » Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:46 pm

Doctor Detroit wrote:
Lindsay Lohan to pose for Playboy?

http://scoop.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/ ... or-playboy

Paging Heywood.


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Re: Stupid Celebrities

Postby Doctor Detroit » Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:19 am

The Beav wrote:
Doctor Detroit wrote:
Lindsay Lohan to pose for Playboy?

http://scoop.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/ ... or-playboy

Paging Heywood.


Giggety.



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Re: Stupid Celebrities

Postby Mulligan » Wed Oct 26, 2011 12:37 pm

Doctor Detroit wrote:
Lindsay Lohan to pose for Playboy?

http://scoop.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/ ... or-playboy

Paging Heywood.


Wait ... Playboy is still being published?
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Re: Stupid Celebrities

Postby MICHIGAN » Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:04 pm

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Re: Stupid Celebrities

Postby Ya Mar » Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:39 pm

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A simple google image search of BiBi Jones proves the fact the she is, indeed, a porn star...
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Re: Stupid Celebrities

Postby Heywood McCrakin » Sun Oct 30, 2011 10:56 pm

Doctor Detroit wrote:
Lindsay Lohan to pose for Playboy?

http://scoop.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/ ... or-playboy

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Are you kidding? Of course I would still do her. Id like to be in a Lohan/spears/agulera sammich!
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Re: Stupid Celebrities

Postby Amadeus » Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:59 am

Heywood McCrakin wrote:
Doctor Detroit wrote:
Lindsay Lohan to pose for Playboy?

http://scoop.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/ ... or-playboy

Paging Heywood.


Are you kidding? Of course I would still do her. Id like to be in a Lohan/spears/agulera sammich!


I'm not sure...I think Christina already ate that sandwich!

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Re: Stupid Celebrities

Postby MICHIGAN » Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:57 pm

Amadeus wrote:
Heywood McCrakin wrote:
Doctor Detroit wrote:
Lindsay Lohan to pose for Playboy?

http://scoop.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/ ... or-playboy

Paging Heywood.


Are you kidding? Of course I would still do her. Id like to be in a Lohan/spears/agulera sammich!


I'm not sure...I think Christina already ate that sandwich!

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Re: Stupid Celebrities

Postby Ya Mar » Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:21 pm

I mean I had no idea she looked like that. Well, we always have this (ignore the commercial for the first 15 seconds...).:

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Re: Stupid Celebrities

Postby Roquefort Robert » Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:25 pm

Ya Mar wrote:I mean I had no idea she looked like that.

Well, you probably don't run into her every day. It's not like she's Richard Petty.
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Re: Stupid Celebrities

Postby guest » Thu Nov 17, 2011 6:50 pm

Demi Moore to divorce Ashton Kutcher


he's getting a bit long in the tooth
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Re: Stupid Celebrities

Postby middle aged female » Thu Nov 17, 2011 7:08 pm

guest wrote:
Demi Moore to divorce Ashton Kutcher


he's getting a bit long in the tooth

Can we cross post this to "Things you expect to hear"?
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Re: Stupid Celebrities

Postby Andy » Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:33 pm

guest wrote:
Demi Moore to divorce Ashton Kutcher


he's getting a bit long in the tooth



She's got Bieber Fever?
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