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Postby middle aged female » Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:07 am

I'm rich, I'm rich!!!
ATTORNEYS AT LAW & SOLICITORS 238 BUILDING BRAAMFONTINE JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA Tel: +27 739125252 Email: kolperattorney@gmail.com
Dear Friend, I got your information while searching for a reliable person who will assist me in a business proposal that will be of great benefit to both you and me. I have laid all the trust in you before I decided to disclose this confidential transaction to you. I am Attorney Walter Kolper, an Attorney at Law. I have an urgent and very profitable business proposition for you that should be handled with extreme confidentiality. I know this proposal will come to you as a surprise for the fact that we have not met before believing that transaction of this magnitude will make anyone apprehensive or worried but I can assure you that you will not regret been part of this mutual beneficial transaction.
SUBJECT: A deceased Client of mine Name withhold, whom here in shall be referred to as my client, made a numbered time Fixed Deposit for twelve calendar months valued at US$16.5Million Dollars (Sixteen Million, Five Hundred thousand United States Dollars Only in a commercial Bank on January 12,2007. My client was a Consultant, and contractor with the South Africa Solid Minerals Corporation (SSMC).Upon maturity the Bank sent a routine notification in accordance with the Company policy to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month they sent a reminder and finally it was discovered from his contract employers South Africa Solid Minerals Corporation (SSMC) that My Client, his wife and two children died in plane crash in the year 2007.
On further investigation, I found out that he died without making a Will and all attempts to trace his next of kin were fruitless. I therefore made further investigations and discovered that my client did not declare any next of kin or relations in the Deposit paperwork with the Bank. This sum of US$16.5million I understand was kept in the bank for safekeeping for a contract that he intended to execute. No one will ever come forward to claim it and according to the Government Law as provided in section 129 sub 63(N), South Africa Banking Edit of 1961 at the expiration of 5 years the money will revert to the ownership of the South African Government, if nobody applies to claim the fund. My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you as the Next of kin and beneficiary of my deceased client so that the proceeds of this account valued at $16.5million can be paid to you, so we can share the amount on a mutually agreed percentage of 50% for me 50% for you.
All legal documents to back up your claim as the deceased Next of Kin will be provided by me. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee you that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. You’re most urgent response will be highly appreciated to avoid making further contacts.

I love how the important lawyer has a gmail address.
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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

Postby Amadeus » Mon Jun 08, 2015 2:21 pm

After being empty for months, my spam folder has been inundated in the past 3 days.

Not only will my PayPal account be closed unless I log in through the email they sent, the Central Bank of Nigeria has delayed my payment, and Rukuh Pierr is certain he and I build a business together if only I respond soon.

And, I won the Yahoo! lottery. So I've got that going for me.

Meanwhile, the United Nations wants to send me some money, Dr. Rashidy Morgan is thankful for some help I've given him in the past (and forgotten about), and Mrs. Monica Aslam has cancer and wants to give me her money.

What floodgate got opened on the intertubes?
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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

Postby middle aged female » Mon Jun 08, 2015 2:31 pm

Amadeus wrote:After being empty for months, my spam folder has been inundated in the past 3 days.

Not only will my PayPal account be closed unless I log in through the email they sent, the Central Bank of Nigeria has delayed my payment, and Rukuh Pierr is certain he and I build a business together if only I respond soon.

And, I won the Yahoo! lottery. So I've got that going for me.

Meanwhile, the United Nations wants to send me some money, Dr. Rashidy Morgan is thankful for some help I've given him in the past (and forgotten about), and Mrs. Monica Aslam has cancer and wants to give me her money.

What floodgate got opened on the intertubes?

Mr. H.J.A.B wants to discuss the CHIPS program with me so I can be his executor. Sounds legit, no?
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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

Postby middle aged female » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:58 pm

Attention,
I am Mr.James B. Comey Jr The FBI Director After proper investigations we discovered that your impending payment that have been withheld by imposters claiming to be LAMIDO SANUSI LAMIDO (Governor of the Central bank of Nigeria) Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr. Frank Nweke, None existing officials of the Oceanic Bank of Nigeria and Zenith Bank, UK winning Lottery, Andy Lear of Hsbc bank, Coca-Cola winning lottery and among a list of others is now under our custody with the help of the Cyber Crimes Commission (CCc) and the Local Police Force.

Investigations revealed that you have spent a lot on your personal earned money just to conclude the successful transfer of your funds to your nominated bank account by obtaining transfer documents as requested by the impostors, costing you a lot of money but all to no avail The FBI had to send some financial crime investigators from our head office in NEW YORK Field to Africa and Asia in other to carry out proper investigation

The New FBI has giving authority to the International Monetary Funds (IMF) to assist the Federal Ministry of Finance and all the organization involved such as the Central Bank, Zenith Bank, and Legit lottery organizations to immediately commence with the compensation of all the beneficiaries awaiting the successful transfer of their funds With the help of some of the best Internet investigators attached to the FBI, we traced your information from the Internet as one of the beneficiaries awaiting the successful transfer of funds to your nominated account.

I am pleased to inform you that a meeting was held as regards the best way to carry out with the compensation exercise for transparency and most especially to avoid reoccurrence of the delay in transferring your funds and the high cost of procuring transfer documents and came to a final conclusion as all head of organizations involved was duly represented.

It was approved to be issued to you as a valid international ATM card cash-able at any ATM machine designation in the world. The ATM account has already being credited with four million, eigth hundred thousand United States dollars. ($4.8,000, 000.00USD) , with a daily Limit of withdrawal of Ten thousand United States Dollars. ($10.000, 00USD) The ATM card has already being packaged and approved to be delivered to your door step via express courier delivery service.

Contact Mr George Venizelos {Our FBI ATM Rep.} at the ATM PAYMENT CENTER and reconfirm your delivery information as stated below and your security code with five digit (15011) number has to be submitted alongside with your delivery information for security reasons

DELIVERY INFORMATION
FULL NAME:
AGE:
DELIVERY ADDRESS:
CELL PHONE NUMBER:
CURRENT OCCUPATION:
SCAN COPY OF YOUR PASSPORT


CONTACT INFORMATION:

NAME: Mr George Venizelos
http://www.fbi.gov/newyork/our-leadership/venizelos
EMAIL: edir.georgev@gmail.com
Phone : +1 253 220 6710
FBI CODE (15011)


HAVE IT IN MIND THAT THE DELIVERY FEE OF YOUR PACKAGE DELIVERY TO YOUR DESTINATION HAVE BEEN SETTLED BETWEEN US AND THE COURIER COMPANY IN CHARGE OF YOUR ATM CARD DELIVERY SO YOU ARE MANDATED TO PAY FOR THE SECURITY KEEPING FEE ONLY FOR YOUR ATM CARD TO BE DELIVERED TO YOU.

A RELIABLE AND A TRUSTED COURIER COMPANY HAS BEEN CONTACTED TO DELIVER YOUR PACKAGE TO YOUR DESTINATION AS SOON AS YOU CONTACT MR GEORGE VENIZELOS HE WILL UPDATE YOU WITH THE COURIER COMPANY EMAIL CONTACT ADDRESS IN OTHER TO AVOID ANY UNDUE DELAY OF YOUR ATM CARD.

NOTE: Under normal circumstances you are suppose to come and collect your ATM CARD in person and sign some documents as proof of the collection of your ATM CARD but the IMF and the Finance Ministry insisted that you pay for the SECURITY KEEPING FEE ONLY of your ATM CARD via western union money transfer which will cost you only $98 USD to cut down travel expenses in other for the western union payment receipt and the receipt of payment of $98 USD to the nominated courier company that will carry out with the delivery to your door step to be documented in your file as proof of collection i hope that this is very clear, A receipt to this effect will be sent to you and a copy kept in your file for future documentation.

We also advise that you stop further communications with those imposters and forward any correspondence / proposal you receive from them to Mr George Venizelos in other for the FBI to bring justice to does still at large.



REGARDS,

Mr.James B. Comey, Jr
THE NEW FBI DIRECTOR
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