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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

Postby Roquefort Robert » Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:27 pm

middle aged female wrote:
Andy wrote:Too long,...but I read it anyway.

BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been
tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of
garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been?
In case u dont know who this is its ME Adriana.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then
I think u deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to
tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up
about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR
U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3
cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..

I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally
can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still
the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even
help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was
soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and
take me out so u better be around bebe...

we only chatted a couple times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know u
better when i was single..a nd i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt
tell u cause i wasnt single lol...ok so more info about me.. well im
23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for
drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named
BOO and i luv her to death... uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but
every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all
that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt..
I really hope we get a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the fone before i get
there enxt week.. i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent
married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there..
do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE to work in a bar
or osmehting like that...really anythgin cause my current job is fun
and all.. and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i
currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out
meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i
did? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out
on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat
with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. like i
figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play
with myself heheh...anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NO
THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i actually need help
once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out....like i
said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON
STOP.. ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im
hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol..
ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each
of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u
can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like
everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can
chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY
USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more
than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cud
always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me
login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room...
if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but
remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST
U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..
also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan :( I
really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern
remember me hahha.. anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably
soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i
really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my
stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in
insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont
wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me
now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there
after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign
to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im
gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS
INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out
for now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo Adriana
FREE VIP BYPASS LINK ---> http://www.ADR1ANA1992cam.com

What the hell kinds of sites you been surfin', BABE??


If her computer constantly crashes just trying to send an email, it must be a real bitch to put on those cam shows. Maybe her and BigB23 can go in on some malware software.
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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

Postby Roquefort Robert » Mon Aug 05, 2013 10:13 pm

When I logged into Facebook, I had a personal message icon which always make me feel optimistic and encouraged. But it was this...

hello my name is lizzy . i was your pic in facebook i like to communicate with you after going through your profile, i have something VERY Important to discuss with you, Am not always online because of time.i will like you to contact me through my private email address for easy communication. And also i will send you my pictures. God Bless,
(lizzymaxwell23@yahoo.com)
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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

Postby ldodger » Tue Aug 06, 2013 6:09 pm

Roquefort Robert wrote:When I logged into Facebook, I had a personal message icon which always make me feel optimistic and encouraged. But it was this...

hello my name is lizzy . i was your pic in facebook i like to communicate with you after going through your profile, i have something VERY Important to discuss with you, Am not always online because of time.i will like you to contact me through my private email address for easy communication. And also i will send you my pictures. God Bless,
(lizzymaxwell23@yahoo.com)


I get thoses messages all the time. Usually they tell me how beautiful my profile picture is and I immediately know it's bullshit spam.
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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

Postby middle aged female » Tue Aug 06, 2013 7:38 pm

ldodger wrote:
Roquefort Robert wrote:When I logged into Facebook, I had a personal message icon which always make me feel optimistic and encouraged. But it was this...

hello my name is lizzy . i was your pic in facebook i like to communicate with you after going through your profile, i have something VERY Important to discuss with you, Am not always online because of time.i will like you to contact me through my private email address for easy communication. And also i will send you my pictures. God Bless,
(lizzymaxwell23@yahoo.com)


I get thoses messages all the time. Usually they tell me how beautiful my profile picture is and I immediately know it's bullshit spam.

I had three men from England contact me in that vein and a whole string of Pennsylvanians, for some really odd reason.
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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

Postby The Beav » Tue Aug 06, 2013 7:57 pm

middle aged female wrote:
ldodger wrote:
Roquefort Robert wrote:When I logged into Facebook, I had a personal message icon which always make me feel optimistic and encouraged. But it was this...

hello my name is lizzy . i was your pic in facebook i like to communicate with you after going through your profile, i have something VERY Important to discuss with you, Am not always online because of time.i will like you to contact me through my private email address for easy communication. And also i will send you my pictures. God Bless,
(lizzymaxwell23@yahoo.com)


I get thoses messages all the time. Usually they tell me how beautiful my profile picture is and I immediately know it's bullshit spam.

I had three men from England contact me in that vein and a whole string of Pennsylvanians, for some really odd reason.


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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

Postby middle aged female » Tue Aug 06, 2013 8:53 pm

I think they may have been more in this vein:
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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

Postby ldodger » Wed Aug 07, 2013 12:05 am

middle aged female wrote:I think they may have been more in this vein:
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I laughed out loud at that one.
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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

Postby D-Day » Wed Aug 07, 2013 4:01 pm

ldodger wrote:
middle aged female wrote:I think they may have been more in this vein:
Image


I laughed out loud at that one.


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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

Postby frank - up in grand blanc » Sat Aug 10, 2013 4:32 pm

Spamsters are getting clever: penny stock announcements have been coming from senders with my name. How do they do that? First and last name, too.
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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

Postby Ansel Rakestraw » Mon Aug 12, 2013 11:23 am

frank - up in grand blanc wrote:Spamsters are getting clever: penny stock announcements have been coming from senders with my name. How do they do that? First and last name, too.


Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck....I just sunk my IRA in to JC Penney stock based on that email.....
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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

Postby frank - up in grand blanc » Wed Apr 22, 2015 7:31 pm

I picked up some insight about bots, as in the guys flooding this site. Obviously they're out tgere but what are they doing? This: scanning images and collecting user info from cookies. There's recognition software that detects images, reads them, knows them, and then when the time is appropriate serves up a display ad or video based upon what one sees. Vids posted here are links, but if we follow one a pre-roll ad could be served that is driven off of a particular celebrity face or even vehicle logo or grill.
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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

Postby Morty » Thu Apr 23, 2015 2:16 pm

Roquefort Robert wrote:
middle aged female wrote:
Andy wrote:Too long,...but I read it anyway.

BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been
tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of
garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been?
In case u dont know who this is its ME Adriana.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then
I think u deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to
tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up
about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR
U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3
cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..

I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally
can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still
the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even
help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was
soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and
take me out so u better be around bebe...

we only chatted a couple times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know u
better when i was single..a nd i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt
tell u cause i wasnt single lol...ok so more info about me.. well im
23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for
drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named
BOO and i luv her to death... uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but
every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all
that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt..
I really hope we get a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the fone before i get
there enxt week.. i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent
married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there..
do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE to work in a bar
or osmehting like that...really anythgin cause my current job is fun
and all.. and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i
currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out
meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i
did? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out
on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat
with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. like i
figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play
with myself heheh...anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NO
THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i actually need help
once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out....like i
said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON
STOP.. ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im
hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol..
ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each
of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u
can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like
everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can
chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY
USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more
than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cud
always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me
login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room...
if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but
remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST
U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..
also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan :( I
really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern
remember me hahha.. anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably
soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i
really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my
stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in
insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont
wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me
now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there
after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign
to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im
gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS
INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out
for now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo Adriana
FREE VIP BYPASS LINK ---> http://www.ADR1ANA1992cam.com

What the hell kinds of sites you been surfin', BABE??


If her computer constantly crashes just trying to send an email, it must be a real bitch to put on those cam shows. Maybe her and BigB23 can go in on some malware software.



I too get many emails from Adrianna. This is trouble I am not looking for, and certainly don't need.
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