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Postby Doctor Detroit » Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:42 pm

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Postby The Suburban Avenger » Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:30 pm

Hello Dear,
My Name is Georgina Roberts,to be brief i am origin of Guinea Conakry.
I have (US$2.7Million) which i want you to help me secure the release from the United Kingdom , Right now i am staying in the refuge camp in dakar senegal, My father was assasinated by the then guinea government and all of us was since then kept house arrest and under the surveillance of the government and the president just past away on the 28 of december 2008 and i manage to escape from the country and to come to senegal to seek asylum, so please i am trusting in you to help me recover this funds, i have all the depsoitional documents with me. I will send you thr papers as soon as i heard from you and please make it urgent.
I do hope to read from you as soon as possible.
Thank you.
Regards from,
Ms Georgina Roberts.
My hand to God, she's gonna be at Carnegie Hall. But you - I'll let you have her now at the old price, OK? Which is, which is anything you wanna give me. Anything at all.
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Postby The Beav » Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:54 pm

My long lost Aunt Georgina is rich? I'm coming to see you Auntie!
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Postby Amadeus » Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:43 pm

Sarah Henderson is looking for

a person of good integrity God fearing and a Man or Woman of good virtue,citizen of anywhere in the world, to kindly help me disburse this money


Anybody fit the bill?

Dear Friend,
My name is Mrs Sarah Henderson am 75yrs old of age, i stay in new york city,USA.

I am an enterpreneur, I have companies, stocks and shares in various banks in the world.

I spend all my life on investments and coporate businesses. I lost my husband and two beautiful kids, in a fatal accident that occured in November 5th 2003. I lived a reckless high society life without God..

I dont give and care about people. later in the year 2004 Febuary i was sent a letter for medical check up, as my personal Doctor confirmed that i had a lung cancer, which can still be well managed as it was detected earlier.

I found it uneasy to live , because a lot of businesses and daily life
activities cannot be ran and well managed by me any longer.

I quickly called up my team of medical experts and physicians.They took very good care of my ailment, until 2006 when i was advised by a business associate and friend in Johannesbourg South Africa for Herbal treatment, wish they claimed will give a lasting cure.But as i write to you today i have been confirmed medically, only to survive for a couple of month from now, The news of my death and the loot of my close friends and family relatives who took charge of my business empire broke my heart a great deal.

Over 2 million Usd has been stolen from me in just 2 years according to my accountants,no one did this than my relatives and friends in charge of my business interest.

This made me to put all of my Esate and businesses for outright sales and by August of this year i grossed in $52,000.000(Fifty-Two Million Usd) which i have kept secreatly in my RBS Act.

My last good wish is to get a person of good integrity God fearing and a Man or Woman of good virtue,citizen of anywhere in the world, to kindly help me disburse this money in the way and manner that pleases my soul
even when am no more.

I want all of this money to be used for any Good and Profitable business and all the proceeds in my direction should be used for Charity forever!! A charity Foundation will be created in my Name and my Legacy should be continued from this generation to another.

A man or woman who feels this is not too much of a task,who believes in charity and the goodwill, should contact me as soon as possible, I will be so glad and willing to give direction , on how to put the money in your care and how you will contact my bankers, and also give you my blessings, and instructions on how the money should be used when transfered.

May you be blessed, as you reach me,Thank you and i look forward to
reading your next message of hope and happiness.

Thanks
Sarah Henderson.
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Postby The Beav » Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:46 pm

From: MR. V H C CHENG.
Email: (vinccheng01@yahoo.com.hk)

Good Day
I am Mr. Vincent Cheng Hoi Chuen, GBS, JP Chairman of the Hong Kong and Shanghai Banking Corporation Limited.

Our Client, Gen Zaiki Taha Abdel, a businessman and also who was with the Iraqi forces, made a fixed deposit, of Thirty million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only in my branch, a number of notices was sent to him, before the war which began in 2003 and also after the war but, no response came from him. We later found out that the General along with his wife and only daughter had been killed during the war in a bomb blast that hit their home.

After more inquiry it was also discovered that the late Gen. did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit. What bothers me most is according to the laws of my country at the expiration of 6 years the funds will be revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody comes for the funds, Against this scenery, I have all the information needed to claim these funds and I want you to act as the beneficiary of the deposit, there is no risk involved in this matter, as we are going to adopt a legitimate method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents.

All I require is your honest co-operation and I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please accept my apologies, keep my confidence and disregard this email if you do not appreciate this proposition I have offered you.

All confirmable documents to back up the claims will be made available to you prior to your acceptance and as soon as I receive your return mail Via my email address (vinccheng01@yahoo.com.hk), I shall let you know what is required of you.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

Best Regards,
Mr. Vincent Cheng
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Postby davecat » Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:05 am

From Mr. larry Moore
553 East Trent Blvd.,
London,SE1 7TJ
London, United Kingdom.
Tel.+447031899812
E-mail: larrymoore999@live.com
http://www.londonart.co.uk/sales/index.aspx

Hello Friend,

Good day to you, I greet you in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, My name is Mr. larry Moore. I am an artist by profession, I'm a British man and I base in London United Kingdom UK, I am married with three kids. I got your email address on the America Chamber of Commerce and I decided to contact you. Actually I'm looking for a representative in UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, USA. I have a job offer that will earn you at least $1,500.00 every week, this job offer will not stop you from your daily job, and the job offer is thus:

Most of my customers are AMERICANS and CANADIANS, and they all want to pay me with Cashier's Check, and it is always very hard me to cash the cashier's check here in London United Kingdom UK, because the British Government does not permit the usage of cashier's check here in United Kingdom. So, I decided to search for a reliable and honest person in AMERICA to help me in cashing the cashier's checks and send me physical cash here in London UK.

I have so many customers in AMERICA and CANADA and If you are interested, You will be earning at least $1,500.00 every week as 10% commission as my AMERICAN REPRESENTATIVE. This job offer will not affect your present work, all I need from you is honesty and trust, kindly send me the information' below and I will have my customers send the cashier's check to you immediately:

MAIN REQUIREMENTS
18 years or older legally capable responsible ready to work 3-4 hours per week. with PC knowledge e-mail and
internet experience(minimal) And please know that Everything is absolutely legal, that's why You have to fill a contract form below,

Full Name:...............
Contact Home Address:.............
State/City:...................
Zip Code:...................
(NB: No Postal Address Please)
Country:..................
Occupation:................
Post Held:................
Contact Phone Number:.............
Bank Name (Optional)...................

If you are interested in our offer, Please respond with the above details in order for us to reach you, ONLY SERIOUS AND INTERESTED APPLICANTS/WORKERS SHOULD PLEASE REPLY INTERESTED APPLICANTS ONLY, SHOULD
MAIL ME DIRECTLY VIA larrymoore999@live.com

You won't spend any money in this job offer not even a dime, consider this job offer and reply back to me with the
above details.

Thanks as I await your immediate response.

Sincerely Yours,
Mr. larry Moore
http://www.londonart.co.uk/sales/index.aspx
Clearly if I had the needs and funding I would surely invest here and become the change Detroit needs.
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Postby Woodwards Friend » Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:18 pm

If you've been scammed by these crazy email schemes, a UN program will help you out. Just contact the Nigerian bank mentioned in the email below:

fromUNITED NATION'S <ducie@cox.net>
reply-tojim_ovia2009@yahoo.com
subjectCONTACT JIM OVIA FOR YOUR FUND'S
mailed-bycox.net

How are you today? Hope all is well with you and family?,You may not understand why this mail came to you. We have been having a meeting for the passed 7 months which ended 2 days ago with the then secretary to the UNITED NATIONS.
This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with the sum of USD $100,000 (One hundred thousand United State Dollars Only).
This includes every foreign contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems etc.
We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you, this have been agreed upon and have been signed.
You are advised to contact Mr. Jim Ovia of ZENITH BANK NIGERIA PLC, as he is our representative in Nigeria, contact him immediately for your Cheque/ International Bank Draft of USD$ 100,000 (One hundred thousand United State Dollars Only. This funds are in a Bank Draft for security purpose ok? so he will send it to you and you can clear it in any bank of your choice.
Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number/your correct mailing address where you want him to send the Draft to you.
Contact Mr. Jim Ovia immediately for your Cheque:
Person to Contact Mr. Jim Ovia
Email: jim_ovia2009@yahoo.com
Thanks and God bless you and your family.
Hoping to hear from you as soon as you cash your Bank Draft.
Making the world a better place.
Regards,
Mr. Ban Ki-Moon
Looking back I realize what it takes to be successful and what a job success really is. - John Conyers III
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Postby The Beav » Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:14 pm

Dear Winner,

Your email has just won the sum of £ 1, 628, 360.00 Pounds
in cash credited to a file in the just concluded London
International Award Programme held 1st Jan 2009

Your e-mail address attached to:
Ticket Number: 8603775966738
Batch: 013/05/8394369
Reference Number: UK/776090X2/23.
WINNING
NUMBERS: 9, 18, 21, 24, 37, 48(BONUS.22)
WINNING DATE: 1st Jan 2009

For Claims,Contact:
====================================
Name: Barr. Oliver Page
E-mail: rr22ref@8u8.com
Tell: +44-703-594-1646
Foreign Services Validation Officer
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Your Personal Data Form Fill Please.
Name Of Winner:
Date Of Birth:
Sex:
Occupation:
Tel No:
Fax No:
City:
State:
Country:
Zip Code:
Best time to call:

Congratulations once more.

Mr Adibah Adam
For LOTTO LONDON UK National Lottery.
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Postby The Beav » Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:16 pm

Greetings friend!!!
This letter arrived to you from Russian Internet dating agency "Land of Love". Our client miss Anna, 25 years old from Saint Petersburg, Russia. She addressed to our agency. She wants to search man from USA for friendship or love. Miss Anna is never married and have no children. You can see miss Anna at picture.

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Please, answer to Anna's e-mail address : mynature28@gmail.com
Best regards, "Land of Love"
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Postby chad sexington » Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:20 pm

Looks like the wedding is off now.
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Postby The Beav » Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:06 pm

chad sexington wrote:Looks like the wedding is off now.


Especially since I sent "Anna" SR's credit card number to fly her over to the states!
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Postby Ansel Rakestraw » Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:15 pm

chad sexington wrote:Looks like the wedding is off now.


Dude that is SO hot!

SR is taking a Russian lesbian lover?

Pics please!
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Postby The Beav » Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:17 pm

Ansel Rakestraw wrote:
chad sexington wrote:Looks like the wedding is off now.


Dude that is SO hot!

SR is taking a Russian lesbian lover?

Pics please!


Hey. Wait. How in the hell... WHAT?
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Postby Doctor Detroit » Wed Mar 04, 2009 4:43 pm

Welcome Cheap-Antabuse-Pills_With. We look forward to your contributions.
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