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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

Postby ldodger » Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:16 pm

This just appeared in my email.

Why HE? I stopped, CHAPTER XIX.
Your aunts been mighty uneasy.
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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

Postby Doctor Detroit » Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:55 pm

ldodger wrote:This just appeared in my email.

Why HE? I stopped, CHAPTER XIX.
Your aunts been mighty uneasy.


Another victim of the Huckleberry Bandit.
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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

Postby middle aged female » Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:43 pm

Doctor Detroit wrote:
ldodger wrote:This just appeared in my email.

Why HE? I stopped, CHAPTER XIX.
Your aunts been mighty uneasy.


Another victim of the Huckleberry Bandit.

I found this from August 2006:
What's The Deal With The Classic Lit Spam?
from the two-roads-diverged-in-a-wood-and-i-took-the-one-with-v1*gr* dept
It's hard to tell sometimes what's really going on with spam. Filters and other mechanisms are improving to some extent, creating the appearance that the problem is lessening, but it's doubtful that the overall volume of spam being sent is decreasing. But one type of spam seems to be on the rise: bizarre messages with nothing but short quotes from literary classics. Nobody really seems to know quite what the point of these messages is, but one email company says they make up 4% of all spam, peaking as high as 40% in June. The most common theory about these messages is that they're part of a slightly long-term attempt to confuse spam filters, in the hopes that users will label them as spam and throw off the filters so later spam that actually includes some sort of commercial message, gets through. Others say it looks like it's just the result of some sort of communications failure between a spammer and the zombie PCs they're trying to use. It's unclear exactly what's going on, and nobody seems to be able to track a spammer down to ask them. Perhaps they're all originating from somebody looking to rekindle people's interest in classic literature, rather then just trying to get them to look at some more porn.

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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

Postby James Scott » Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:45 pm

You guys are lucky. I get spammed by the Governor.

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I just wanted to waste some state bandwidth here.
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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

Postby middle aged female » Wed May 15, 2013 1:03 pm

Got this incredibly well written email this morning. The first interesting thing is that I don't draw a paycheck through ADP or anyone else for that matter.
The kicker is the email addy that it came from: warning@adp.com <tampons44@email.adp.org>
ADP Speedy Announce
Report #: 53554
Greatly respected ADP Consumer May, 15 2013
Your Rejected Account Activity Summary(s) have been uploaded to the our system:
Click Here to access
Please take a look at the following details:
• Please note that your bank account will be debited within 1 banking business day for the sum indicated on the Summary(s).
• Please Not try to reply to this message. auomatic informational system cannot accept incoming email. Please Contact your ADP Benefits Specialist.
This letter was sent to operating clients in your company that approach ADP Netsecure.
As always, thank you for being with ADP as your business pard!
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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

Postby middle aged female » Wed May 29, 2013 12:00 pm

Just an FYI:
I received two emails from Amazon this morning confirming shipment on two flat screens to two separate addresses that were allegedly charged to my account.
I figured they were phishing emails, but contacted Amazon just in case. They were phishers and this is an known issue with Amazon that they are attempting to quash.
If you receive a phony confirmation, log into your Amazon account on the Amazon site and check for any unknown orders. If there are none, it is someone attempting to get info from you or to install malware on your PC.
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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

Postby guest » Fri May 31, 2013 10:38 am

just got this robocall


a thick hillbilly voice - "This is an important message for the residents of Wayne County. Did you know that a Swedish company has been hired to run security at our precious gym, Cobo Hall?"

Precious gym? I've heard of precious jewels, but not this. Woe is us.
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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

Postby middle aged female » Fri May 31, 2013 10:40 am

guest wrote:just got this robocall


a thick hillbilly voice - "This is an important message for the residents of Wayne County. Did you know that a Swedish company has been hired to run security at our precious gym, Cobo Hall?"

Precious gym? I've heard of precious jewels, but not this. Woe is us.

Maybe Precious Jim is one of Cobo's managers.
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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

Postby Sterile Whites 48313 » Fri May 31, 2013 11:40 am

middle aged female wrote:
guest wrote:just got this robocall


a thick hillbilly voice - "This is an important message for the residents of Wayne County. Did you know that a Swedish company has been hired to run security at our precious gym, Cobo Hall?"

Precious gym? I've heard of precious jewels, but not this. Woe is us.

Maybe Precious Jim is one of Cobo's managers.


Precious Jim takes on the Fabulous Flying Firpo at the air conditioned Cobo Arena this Saturday at 8pm.
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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

Postby ldodger » Fri Jun 07, 2013 1:04 pm

Ldodger,

I really hope you get this fast. I could not inform anyone about our trip, because it was impromptu. we had to be in Manila, Philippines for a program. The program was successful, but our journey has turned sour. we misplaced our wallet and cell phone on our way back to the hotel we lodge in after we went for sight seeing. The wallet contained all the valuables we had. Now, our passport is in custody of the hotel management pending when we make payment.

I am sorry if i am inconveniencing you, but i have only very few people to run to now. i will be indeed very grateful if i can get a loan of ($2,450 USD) from you. this will enable me sort our hotel bills and get my sorry self back home. I will really appreciate whatever you can afford in assisting me with. I promise to refund it in full as soon as I return. let me know if you can be of any assistance. Please, let me know soonest. Thanks so much.
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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

Postby D-Day » Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:23 pm

This came in the mail

D-Day

In an effort to expand the demographic profile of of our readers, Playboy is pleased to offer you a special one-year (12 issue) discounted test rate of $12. That's a discount total of $57.90 off the annual cover price of $69.90.

D-Day
D-Day's Street
Somewhereinfucking, OH 40000


Fuck yeah....except Mrs. D-Day already found it because she gets the mail. Rats, foiled again.
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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

Postby Mulligan » Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:44 pm

D-Day wrote:This came in the mail

D-Day

In an effort to expand the demographic profile of of our readers, Playboy is pleased to offer you a special one-year (12 issue) discounted test rate of $12. That's a discount total of $57.90 off the annual cover price of $69.90.

D-Day
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Fuck yeah....except Mrs. D-Day already found it because she gets the mail. Rats, foiled again.


A Playboy subscription sounds very ... quaint.
I used to be with it, but then they changed what 'it' was. Now, what I'm with isn't 'it,' and what's 'it' seems weird and scary.
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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

Postby Sterile Whites 48313 » Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:17 pm

Mulligan wrote:
D-Day wrote:This came in the mail

D-Day

In an effort to expand the demographic profile of of our readers, Playboy is pleased to offer you a special one-year (12 issue) discounted test rate of $12. That's a discount total of $57.90 off the annual cover price of $69.90.

D-Day
D-Day's Street
Somewhereinfucking, OH 40000


Fuck yeah....except Mrs. D-Day already found it because she gets the mail. Rats, foiled again.


A Playboy subscription sounds very ... quaint.


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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

Postby Andy » Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:13 am

Too long,...but I read it anyway.

BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been
tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of
garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been?
In case u dont know who this is its ME Adriana.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then
I think u deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to
tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up
about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR
U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3
cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..

I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally
can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still
the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even
help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was
soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and
take me out so u better be around bebe...

we only chatted a couple times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know u
better when i was single..a nd i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt
tell u cause i wasnt single lol...ok so more info about me.. well im
23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for
drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named
BOO and i luv her to death... uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but
every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all
that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt..
I really hope we get a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the fone before i get
there enxt week.. i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent
married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there..
do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE to work in a bar
or osmehting like that...really anythgin cause my current job is fun
and all.. and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i
currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out
meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i
did? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out
on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat
with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. like i
figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play
with myself heheh...anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NO
THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i actually need help
once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out....like i
said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON
STOP.. ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im
hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol..
ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each
of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u
can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like
everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can
chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY
USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more
than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cud
always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me
login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room...
if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but
remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST
U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..
also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan :( I
really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern
remember me hahha.. anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably
soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i
really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my
stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in
insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont
wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me
now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there
after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign
to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im
gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS
INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out
for now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo Adriana
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Re: Spam-Bot Greetings Thread

Postby middle aged female » Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:34 am

Andy wrote:Too long,...but I read it anyway.

BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been
tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of
garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been?
In case u dont know who this is its ME Adriana.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then
I think u deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to
tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up
about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR
U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3
cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..

I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally
can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still
the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even
help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was
soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and
take me out so u better be around bebe...

we only chatted a couple times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know u
better when i was single..a nd i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt
tell u cause i wasnt single lol...ok so more info about me.. well im
23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for
drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named
BOO and i luv her to death... uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but
every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all
that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt..
I really hope we get a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the fone before i get
there enxt week.. i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent
married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there..
do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE to work in a bar
or osmehting like that...really anythgin cause my current job is fun
and all.. and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i
currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out
meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i
did? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out
on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat
with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. like i
figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play
with myself heheh...anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NO
THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i actually need help
once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out....like i
said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON
STOP.. ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im
hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol..
ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each
of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u
can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like
everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can
chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY
USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more
than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cud
always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me
login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room...
if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but
remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST
U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..
also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan :( I
really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern
remember me hahha.. anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably
soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i
really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my
stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in
insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont
wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me
now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there
after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign
to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im
gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS
INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out
for now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo Adriana
FREE VIP BYPASS LINK ---> http://www.ADR1ANA1992cam.com

What the hell kinds of sites you been surfin', BABE??
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