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People that you wish were dead but aren't

Postby MICHIGAN » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:52 pm

I'll take a really easy one,

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Re: People that you wish were dead but aren't

Postby Doctor Detroit » Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:54 pm

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This guy isn't getting a dinner party invite from me.
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Re: People that you wish were dead but aren't

Postby Tourist » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:20 pm

Can I pick two?

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Re: People that you wish were dead but aren't

Postby Ansel Rakestraw » Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:00 pm

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Re: People that you wish were dead but aren't

Postby The Beav » Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:23 pm

I'll beat Andy to the punch with another twofer:

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Re: People that you wish were dead but aren't

Postby Andy » Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:33 pm

The Beav wrote:I'll beat Andy to the punch with another twofer:

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Thanks for stealing my thunder. Dick.
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Re: People that you wish were dead but aren't

Postby The Beav » Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:34 pm

Andy wrote:
The Beav wrote:I'll beat Andy to the punch with another twofer:

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Thanks for stealing my thunder. Dick.


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Re: People that you wish were dead but aren't

Postby The Suburban Avenger » Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:04 pm

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My hand to God, she's gonna be at Carnegie Hall. But you - I'll let you have her now at the old price, OK? Which is, which is anything you wanna give me. Anything at all.
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Re: People that you wish were dead but aren't

Postby ldodger » Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:51 pm

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Re: People that you wish were dead but aren't

Postby Doctor Detroit » Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:58 pm

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Re: People that you wish were dead but aren't

Postby Woodwards Friend » Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:59 pm

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Re: People that you wish were dead but aren't

Postby wolf » Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:45 pm

The asshole thug at the bus stop who tried to talk me out of my cell phone, and his asshole wingman who came out of hiding and commiserated with him after the bus showed up and I got on it and he decided he didn't really want to take the bus that day after all, and the asshole ten-year-old they got to ride past on his bike and scope me out before they even came near me. I'm really fucking glad that bus wasn't three or four minutes later (it was already about twenty minutes late, or I wouldn't have been standing out there to begin with). Thugs in general should be grabbed by the balls and suspended by vice grips over a bonfire and cooked into steaks and fed to the bums in Cass Park with a side of onion rings. I'm starting to forget what it was like to have a bleeding heart.
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Re: People that you wish were dead but aren't

Postby Roquefort Robert » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:27 pm

Andy wrote:
The Beav wrote:I'll beat Andy to the punch with another twofer:

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Thanks for stealing my thunder. Dick.

The period in that sentence makes a world of difference.
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Re: People that you wish were dead but aren't

Postby Roquefort Robert » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:47 pm

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I don't know why. I think it's because his mouth hole isn't big enough for his face. Not because he's apparently a dead ringer for Barry Bonds.



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Again, no particular reason why. I've just always hated him and if I saw him walking down the street, I would probably cross it just to go kick him in the balls.



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He has a show called "Shaq vs..." where he competes against other people in their sport. Hey asshole, how about a show called, "Shaq vs. Roquefort Robert In Free Throw Shooting"?



I can go on all night. I hate a lot of people.
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Re: People that you wish were dead but aren't

Postby Roquefort Robert » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:42 pm

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By using the El Dorado Atmospheric and Oceanic temperatures thermal map. I caculated the contrary direction where the polar jet stream is going and it didn't look pretty.
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