Pee in the shower?

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Do you pee in the shower?

(Men) Yes
22
76%
(Men) No
4
14%
(Women) Yes
1
3%
(WOmen) No
2
7%
 
Total votes : 29

Re: Pee in the shower?

Postby Herwood McCrookin » Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:36 pm

gnome wrote:It is a fundamental right, if not an obligation, to pee wherever and when ever the need arises. The one exception would be while driving. it is not advised to hang one's member in the wind while driving.

The two rules in peeing willy-nilly is that (1) it must be against something. A pole, a building, the gas tank of a sworn frenemy ... and (2) you must not have to deal with the odorous effects; hence, said random place can't be in the corner of your bedroom or dining room.

Exceptions do occur, for example, sending a load of furniture to your soon-to-be ex-wife. In that exception some planning is involved: to wit, the buying and eating of asparagus by the bushel will lend your essence a certain piquant quality. Wash the asparagus down with a gallon or two of dark stout beer. This combo will get one in the required, fuck-it, mindset to liberally douse your soon-to-be former couch cushions with an urgent telling of your true feelings.


hey gnome,

you sound like a very large douchebag.

no wonder your soon to be ex wife is leaving you for something better....by the way, something better than you is like being valedictorian in summer school. Go back to the circle jerk they call Dyes, and get out of here.

btw, someone who types "to wit" = asshole
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Re: Pee in the shower?

Postby gnome » Wed Sep 09, 2009 10:05 pm

Hey Would, ... oh, yawn...nevermind.
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Re: Pee in the shower?

Postby Mel Torme » Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:17 pm

The Stanford University Fleet Street Singers with what might be the final word on the subject.

I'm sure glad I took my voice degree from Madonna College and didn't go to a loser school like Stanford.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ysSTZtDTV4
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Re: Pee in the shower?

Postby Middle Street » Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:42 pm

pee in the shower. Check
shave in the shower. Check
brush teeth in shower. Check
masterbate in shower. Check
have sex in shower. Check
shower in shower. Check.
Hell I like to multitask. although the wife did find me brushing my teeth and pissing in the sink once. I was drunk and it was convenient and I was pretty sure I would have pissed all over the floor. Needless to say we no longer have that sink she made me replace it.
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Re: Pee in the shower?

Postby middle aged female » Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:55 pm

Middle Street wrote:pee in the shower. Check
shave in the shower. Check
brush teeth in shower. Check
masterbate in shower. Check
have sex in shower. Check
shower in shower. Check.
Hell I like to multitask. although the wife did find me brushing my teeth and pissing in the sink once. I was drunk and it was convenient and I was pretty sure I would have pissed all over the floor. Needless to say we no longer have that sink she made me replace it.

How did your jail roommates feel about the peeing in the sink business?
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Re: Pee in the shower?

Postby Mulligan » Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:59 am

Middle Street wrote:pee in the shower. Check
shave in the shower. Check
brush teeth in shower. Check
masterbate in shower. Check
have sex in shower. Check
shower in shower. Check.
Hell I like to multitask. although the wife did find me brushing my teeth and pissing in the sink once. I was drunk and it was convenient and I was pretty sure I would have pissed all over the floor. Needless to say we no longer have that sink she made me replace it.


Such antics would not be tolerated at the NFL arena in my hometown.

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Re: Pee in the shower?

Postby The Beav » Tue Sep 29, 2009 11:52 am

Mulligan wrote:
Middle Street wrote:pee in the shower. Check
shave in the shower. Check
brush teeth in shower. Check
masterbate in shower. Check
have sex in shower. Check
shower in shower. Check.
Hell I like to multitask. although the wife did find me brushing my teeth and pissing in the sink once. I was drunk and it was convenient and I was pretty sure I would have pissed all over the floor. Needless to say we no longer have that sink she made me replace it.


Such antics would not be tolerated at the NFL arena in my hometown.

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The floor's ok, though. Right?
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Re: Pee in the shower?

Postby Doctor Detroit » Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:04 pm

middle aged female wrote:
Middle Street wrote:pee in the shower. Check
shave in the shower. Check
brush teeth in shower. Check
masterbate in shower. Check
have sex in shower. Check
shower in shower. Check.
Hell I like to multitask. although the wife did find me brushing my teeth and pissing in the sink once. I was drunk and it was convenient and I was pretty sure I would have pissed all over the floor. Needless to say we no longer have that sink she made me replace it.

How did your jail roommates feel about the peeing in the sink business?


Or the sex in the shower business...
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Re: Pee in the shower?

Postby Middle Street » Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:35 pm

I'd shit in the shower if I could stomp it down the drain. And who gives a shit about my jail roomates? Hell they did worse in the shower then I did I'm sure. That one guy fell asleep jerking off and had to be waken up.
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Re: Pee in the shower?

Postby guest » Thu Apr 17, 2014 4:10 am

Portland reservoir flush planned after teen cited for urination


http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/04/16/po ... urination/
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Re: Pee in the shower?

Postby frank - up in grand blanc » Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:40 am

guest wrote:
Portland reservoir flush planned after teen cited for urination


http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/04/16/po ... urination/


I get the sentiment that would cause the reservoir to be purged, but judging by what I believe is already in our food & drink the official reaction is out of line with the danger. FDA regulations, as I recall, permit so many insects or parts of insects in servings of some processed foods, like orange juice concentrate. I'm not saying that I am going to order a Arnold Palmer with a urine substitute, but the danger in the story is non-existent and the ugly part of the deed pales in comparison to so many other things. Like, for instance, do you really believe that kitchen staff really do wash their hands after using the rest room? And then what about when kitchen staff washes but must then use door handles that are also used by patrons who don't wash?
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Re: Pee in the shower?

Postby RoryKasel » Tue Apr 22, 2014 8:55 pm

frank - up in grand blanc wrote:
guest wrote:
Portland reservoir flush planned after teen cited for urination


http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/04/16/po ... urination/


I get the sentiment that would cause the reservoir to be purged, but judging by what I believe is already in our food & drink the official reaction is out of line with the danger. FDA regulations, as I recall, permit so many insects or parts of insects in servings of some processed foods, like orange juice concentrate. I'm not saying that I am going to order a Arnold Palmer with a urine substitute, but the danger in the story is non-existent and the ugly part of the deed pales in comparison to so many other things. Like, for instance, do you really believe that kitchen staff really do wash their hands after using the rest room? And then what about when kitchen staff washes but must then use door handles that are also used by patrons who don't wash?


At least twice per year I see a story somewhere about someone pissing in a reservoir, causing officials to drain it. The powers that be acknowledge that fish, birds, and bugs are also pissing and obviously shitting in the reservoirs as well without fear of reproach but while human piss poses no more of a health hazard, the gross factor leads to draining each time the press gets wind.

I have a well but that doesn't stop me from pissing in the yard, nor does it stop the dogs for that matter.
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Re: Pee in the shower?

Postby frank - up in grand blanc » Wed Apr 23, 2014 2:35 pm

What inspires gut-churning disgust is subjective, like the Norse in Greenland about whom Jerrad Diamond pondered in his treatise on societies that fail. In that case, he hypothesized, the abundant sea life was overlooked as a source of food even as the centuries-old communities starved unto a point of eating their dogs because great-great-great-great-grand daddy Leif once had a bad oyster. The point is that there may some objective kernel at the heart of a prejudiced revulsion, but as with so many prejudices the founding element is misread and distorted unto a point of invalidity and even disaster.

I have a friend who in some ways resembles our own Catfish Jim in worldview and taste. Things that most wouldn't think to eat or accept are A-OK by him. "You shoulda been on the farm with me, then you'd know what it means to be hungry," he'll say when I visibly wince at the mention of tripe or brains. On one memorable occasion this friend shot dead a coyote while out for deer, and he asked that I come by to help him skin the carcass so that he could get the pelt. We got it and five years later the pelt still resides in the basement freezer awaiting the glorious day that it will be turned into a hat or something, but the punchline is that the process of getting the skin off of a suspended big, dead dog isn't for the faint of heart. The actual skinning wasn't so bad, but it was the breaking of the legs in order to pull the pelt over the ends of the feet that got to me.
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Re: Pee in the shower?

Postby middle aged female » Wed Apr 23, 2014 4:56 pm

frank - up in grand blanc wrote:What inspires gut-churning disgust is subjective, like the Norse in Greenland about whom Jerrad Diamond pondered in his treatise on societies that fail. In that case, he hypothesized, the abundant sea life was overlooked as a source of food even as the centuries-old communities starved unto a point of eating their dogs because great-great-great-great-grand daddy Leif once had a bad oyster. The point is that there may some objective kernel at the heart of a prejudiced revulsion, but as with so many prejudices the founding element is misread and distorted unto a point of invalidity and even disaster.

I have a friend who in some ways resembles our own Catfish Jim in worldview and taste. Things that most wouldn't think to eat or accept are A-OK by him. "You shoulda been on the farm with me, then you'd know what it means to be hungry," he'll say when I visibly wince at the mention of tripe or brains. On one memorable occasion this friend shot dead a coyote while out for deer, and he asked that I come by to help him skin the carcass so that he could get the pelt. We got it and five years later the pelt still resides in the basement freezer awaiting the glorious day that it will be turned into a hat or something, but the punchline is that the process of getting the skin off of a suspended big, dead dog isn't for the faint of heart. The actual skinning wasn't so bad, but it was the breaking of the legs in order to pull the pelt over the ends of the feet that got to me.

We get most of our drinking water from Lake Huron here in SE Michigan and it's full of fish shit, condoms, run-off from hog and cow farms and goose crap. How much harm can one kid peeing in a reservoir do?
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Re: Pee in the shower?

Postby RoryKasel » Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:12 pm

frank - up in grand blanc wrote:What inspires gut-churning disgust is subjective, like the Norse in Greenland about whom Jerrad Diamond pondered in his treatise on societies that fail. In that case, he hypothesized, the abundant sea life was overlooked as a source of food even as the centuries-old communities starved unto a point of eating their dogs because great-great-great-great-grand daddy Leif once had a bad oyster. The point is that there may some objective kernel at the heart of a prejudiced revulsion, but as with so many prejudices the founding element is misread and distorted unto a point of invalidity and even disaster.

I have a friend who in some ways resembles our own Catfish Jim in worldview and taste. Things that most wouldn't think to eat or accept are A-OK by him. "You shoulda been on the farm with me, then you'd know what it means to be hungry," he'll say when I visibly wince at the mention of tripe or brains. On one memorable occasion this friend shot dead a coyote while out for deer, and he asked that I come by to help him skin the carcass so that he could get the pelt. We got it and five years later the pelt still resides in the basement freezer awaiting the glorious day that it will be turned into a hat or something, but the punchline is that the process of getting the skin off of a suspended big, dead dog isn't for the faint of heart. The actual skinning wasn't so bad, but it was the breaking of the legs in order to pull the pelt over the ends of the feet that got to me.


The only thing that disgusts me about skinning coyotes is the smell but that apparently isn't much of a deterrent to others. I stood this one up in the snow and placed sunglasses on it over the winter only to pass by again 20 minutes later and find it gone, shades and all:

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