Poop in a lake?

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Ever poop in a lake or ocean?

Yes:
5
31%
No:
10
63%
Not since childhood:
1
6%
 
Total votes : 16

Re: Poop in a lake?

Postby The Beav » Tue Dec 27, 2011 7:53 pm

How about that HFD End of Times thread?
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Re: Poop in a lake?

Postby Heywood McCrakin » Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:41 pm

nope, but i jerk off in the shower
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Re: Poop in a lake?

Postby Roquefort Robert » Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:49 pm

Heywood McCrakin wrote:nope, but i jerk off in the shower

Well who doesn't? Just don't tell LD because if she believes that her husband doesn't piss in the shower, she's going to shit bricks when she finds out that evey dude jacks off in the shower.
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Re: Poop in a lake?

Postby middle aged female » Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:50 pm

Roquefort Robert wrote:
Heywood McCrakin wrote:nope, but i jerk off in the shower

Well who doesn't? Just don't tell LD because if she believes that her husband doesn't piss in the shower, she's going to shit bricks when she finds out that evey dude jacks off in the shower.

Only dudes?
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Re: Poop in a lake?

Postby Roquefort Robert » Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:00 pm

middle aged female wrote:
Roquefort Robert wrote:
Heywood McCrakin wrote:nope, but i jerk off in the shower

Well who doesn't? Just don't tell LD because if she believes that her husband doesn't piss in the shower, she's going to shit bricks when she finds out that evey dude jacks off in the shower.

Only dudes?


Well, I'm going with the thinking that only dudes can "jack off". I'm sure women masturbate in the shower also, but since I'm a dude, I can't personally confirm that. Not to mention the fact that when women rub one out, there's not jizz swirling around everywhere afterward.
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Re: Poop in a lake?

Postby middle aged female » Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:21 pm

Roquefort Robert wrote:
middle aged female wrote:
Roquefort Robert wrote:
Heywood McCrakin wrote:nope, but i jerk off in the shower

Well who doesn't? Just don't tell LD because if she believes that her husband doesn't piss in the shower, she's going to shit bricks when she finds out that evey dude jacks off in the shower.

Only dudes?


Well, I'm going with the thinking that only dudes can "jack off". I'm sure women masturbate in the shower also, but since I'm a dude, I can't personally confirm that. Not to mention the fact that when women rub one out, there's not jizz swirling around everywhere afterward.

Yeah, that last part would be true. At least I hope so.
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Re: Poop in a lake?

Postby ldodger » Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:52 pm

Roquefort Robert wrote:
Heywood McCrakin wrote:nope, but i jerk off in the shower

Well who doesn't? Just don't tell LD because if she believes that her husband doesn't piss in the shower, she's going to shit bricks when she finds out that evey dude jacks off in the shower.


Impossible.
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Re: Poop in a lake?

Postby middle aged female » Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:59 pm

ldodger wrote:
Roquefort Robert wrote:
Heywood McCrakin wrote:nope, but i jerk off in the shower

Well who doesn't? Just don't tell LD because if she believes that her husband doesn't piss in the shower, she's going to shit bricks when she finds out that evey dude jacks off in the shower.


Impossible.

Nothing is impossible.
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Re: Poop in a lake?

Postby Heywood McCrakin » Fri Dec 30, 2011 12:16 am

ldodger wrote:
Roquefort Robert wrote:
Heywood McCrakin wrote:nope, but i jerk off in the shower

Well who doesn't? Just don't tell LD because if she believes that her husband doesn't piss in the shower, she's going to shit bricks when she finds out that evey dude jacks off in the shower.


Impossible.


Here's how you find out, LD.

Put the bottle of conditioner facing a certain direction before he goes in.

I guarantee that it will be moved....and men dont use conditioner in their hair.
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Re: Poop in a lake?

Postby gullycanyon » Fri Dec 30, 2011 2:37 am

Christ Almighty, the egocentricity is neck-deep, in this thread.

I have not pooped in a lake.

I do not take a whizz in the shower.

I do not jack off in the shower (although the idea of a woman doing it is not offensive; actually, it's hot and kinda cute.)

I have used conditioner in my hair.

PS: I think shampooing one's dog in the kitchen sink is vile & disgusting.
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Re: Poop in a lake?

Postby The Beav » Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:53 am

Translation = Gully's a chick.
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Re: Poop in a lake?

Postby Heywood McCrakin » Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:25 am

The shower is the best place to do it....no cleanup.
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Re: Poop in a lake?

Postby ldodger » Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:56 am

Ew.
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Re: Poop in a lake?

Postby middle aged female » Fri Dec 30, 2011 12:11 pm

ldodger wrote:Ew.

Better than socks
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Re: Poop in a lake?

Postby Ya Mar » Tue Jan 03, 2012 2:44 pm

middle aged female wrote:
ldodger wrote:Ew.

Better than socks


Or that crusty towel that you would just stick under the couch cushion while in college - little did you know that each of your roommates also stuck that same crusty towel under those same couch cushions...
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