Poop in a lake?

Some threads may be NSFW

Ever poop in a lake or ocean?

Yes:
5
31%
No:
10
63%
Not since childhood:
1
6%
 
Total votes : 16

Re: Poop in a lake?

Postby Heywood McCrakin » Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:03 pm

Ya Mar wrote:
middle aged female wrote:
ldodger wrote:Ew.

Better than socks


Or that crusty towel that you would just stick under the couch cushion while in college - little did you know that each of your roommates also stuck that same crusty towel under those same couch cushions...


I just threw up in my mouth....
GO BUCKEYES!

www.the3wows.com
User avatar
Heywood McCrakin
Hot Fudge Downtown Diva
 
Posts: 1359
Joined: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:55 am
Location: Bloomfield Town$hip

Re: Poop in a lake?

Postby gullycanyon » Tue Jan 03, 2012 7:02 pm

That's OK, Heywood, hey, here's a towel.
"Do What Thou Wilt" shall be the Whole of the Solid Block of Text.
As a ravine dweller I can confirm this.
User avatar
gullycanyon
Hot Fudge Goddamit
 
Posts: 3328
Joined: Fri May 23, 2008 9:11 pm
Location: Walking Around Angry and Pissed Off at Everything... I do not live in the Ravine area though.

Re: Poop in a lake?

Postby Ya Mar » Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:38 pm

gullycanyon wrote:That's OK, Heywood, hey, here's a towel.

Well played.
"Before indoor plumbing and chlorination of the water supply, outliving dysentery required an intestinal fortitude that was considered special. These kids today don’t even give dysentery a second thought."
User avatar
Ya Mar
Hot Fudge Salsa Swing
 
Posts: 6128
Joined: Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:46 pm

Re: Poop in a lake?

Postby Heywood McCrakin » Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:29 pm

Ya Mar wrote:
gullycanyon wrote:That's OK, Heywood, hey, here's a towel.

Well played.


Indeed.
GO BUCKEYES!

www.the3wows.com
User avatar
Heywood McCrakin
Hot Fudge Downtown Diva
 
Posts: 1359
Joined: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:55 am
Location: Bloomfield Town$hip

Re: Poop in a lake?

Postby Megatron » Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:55 pm

not really a lake, but my two year old feels it's appropriate to poop in the bath tub.
User avatar
Megatron
Hot Fudge Former Kool Aid Drinker
 
Posts: 887
Joined: Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:03 am
Location: Eastside

Re: Poop in a lake?

Postby D-Day » Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:55 pm

Megatron wrote:not really a lake, but my two year old feels it's appropriate to poop in the bath tub.


Image
Where the hell am I going? And what the hell am I doing in this handbasket?
User avatar
D-Day
Hot Fudge Sniper
 
Posts: 4327
Joined: Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:19 pm
Location: Keeping Kentucky away from the rest of you

Re: Poop in a lake?

Postby April St.Clair » Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:37 am

D-Day wrote:
Megatron wrote:not really a lake, but my two year old feels it's appropriate to poop in the bath tub.


Image

Yeah, Ms. Fudge the first has done that. So...gross...
Filthy water cannot be washed. ~African Proverb
User avatar
April St.Clair
HFD Watery Tart
 
Posts: 438
Joined: Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:59 pm
Location: Lake Michigan

Re: Poop in a lake?

Postby Heywood McCrakin » Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:49 pm

oldest son (9 1/2) turns to me when he gets in the shower and asks "is it OK to pee in the shower"

i had to answer "no"

but i told him that if he does, then he can't tell his mother
GO BUCKEYES!

www.the3wows.com
User avatar
Heywood McCrakin
Hot Fudge Downtown Diva
 
Posts: 1359
Joined: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:55 am
Location: Bloomfield Town$hip

Re: Poop in a lake?

Postby Roquefort Robert » Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:38 pm

Heywood McCrakin wrote:oldest son (9 1/2) turns to me when he gets in the shower and asks "is it OK to pee in the shower"

i had to answer "no"

but i told him that if he does, then he can't tell his mother


And he can't tell LD.
By using the El Dorado Atmospheric and Oceanic temperatures thermal map. I caculated the contrary direction where the polar jet stream is going and it didn't look pretty.
User avatar
Roquefort Robert
HFD Resident Perv
 
Posts: 5220
Joined: Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:33 pm
Location: Flint

Re: Poop in a lake?

Postby Heywood McCrakin » Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:40 am

Roquefort Robert wrote:
Heywood McCrakin wrote:oldest son (9 1/2) turns to me when he gets in the shower and asks "is it OK to pee in the shower"

i had to answer "no"

but i told him that if he does, then he can't tell his mother


And he can't tell LD.


i spoke with Mrs McCrakin this evening, and told her the story...she said to me that the was grateful that I dont do it in our shower....good thing i didn't tell her that i jerk off there too!
GO BUCKEYES!

www.the3wows.com
User avatar
Heywood McCrakin
Hot Fudge Downtown Diva
 
Posts: 1359
Joined: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:55 am
Location: Bloomfield Town$hip

Re: Poop in a lake?

Postby The Beavis » Fri May 25, 2012 2:18 am

Ya Mar wrote:
middle aged female wrote:
ldodger wrote:Ew.

Better than socks

Or that crusty towel that you would just stick under the couch cushion while in college - little did you know that each of your roommates also stuck that same crusty towel under those same couch cushions...


Years ago I was dating this chick who liked me a lot more than i cared for her. We were hanging out with one of my friends and his chick. They were making out and they started exchanging super mushy lovey dovey sweet nothings with each other. My g.f. then asked- where are your feelings for me? I responded with- "they're on that towel under the bed!" I got slapped, but the shits and giggles that story has provided over the years made it worthwhile.
You must kill dead people, if you don't they will eat your brains.
The Beavis
Gun toting, trigger-happy hillbilly
 
Posts: 275
Joined: Thu Mar 29, 2007 2:05 am
Location: Anywhere from regent park to southwest virginia

Re: Poop in a lake?

Postby Random Dooshbag » Sun Feb 24, 2013 8:38 pm

Probably TMI, thus the community user name, but I bought a bidet attachment for the toilet a few weeks ago at Home Depot. Folks, we've been doing it all wrong in this country. Go get you one. The bidet is the way!!!
User avatar
Random Dooshbag
Hot Fudge Regular
 
Posts: 284
Joined: Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:27 am

Re: Poop in a lake?

Postby Ya Mar » Tue Feb 26, 2013 8:22 pm

Random Dooshbag wrote:Probably TMI, thus the community user name, but I bought a bidet attachment for the toilet a few weeks ago at Home Depot. Folks, we've been doing it all wrong in this country. Go get you one. The bidet is the way!!!

Ok, so a friend from way back posted the same thing on facebook a few weeks ago. He is raving about it as well. My next bathroom re-do will have both a bidet and a urinal.
"Before indoor plumbing and chlorination of the water supply, outliving dysentery required an intestinal fortitude that was considered special. These kids today don’t even give dysentery a second thought."
User avatar
Ya Mar
Hot Fudge Salsa Swing
 
Posts: 6128
Joined: Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:46 pm

Re: Poop in a lake?

Postby guest » Sat May 18, 2013 3:20 pm

Poop Prevalent in Public Pools, CDC Says


not seeing anything about lakes here

Image
User avatar
guest
Hot Fudge Poor Dentition
 
Posts: 6627
Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:40 am
Location: the old windmill

Re: Poop in a lake?

Postby guest » Mon Jun 16, 2014 3:37 am

comment following an article about the pool at Rouge Park reopening -

Please, please have an entrance fee. The city cannot maintain this huge park. I remember my son working at the pools ... every day he complained about parents dropping their little children off to be baby sat all day. Little kids pooping in the pools.... the pools having to be closed to refresh the water. We need a fee to enter the park. The State doesn't have to make us do it, like they did Belle Isle.


so for a minute or two I was thinking about maybe going there to swim
User avatar
guest
Hot Fudge Poor Dentition
 
Posts: 6627
Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:40 am
Location: the old windmill

PreviousNext

Return to Other Discussions

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests

cron