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Bad jokes.

Postby coneylover » Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:40 pm

What sound does a dead baby make when in the microwave?






I don't know either, I was too busy masturbating.
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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby middle aged female » Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:42 pm

You are one sick fuck
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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby ldodger » Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:45 pm

middle aged female wrote:You are one sick fuck


Ditto.
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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby coneylover » Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:48 pm

ldodger wrote:
middle aged female wrote:You are one sick fuck


Ditto.


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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby Random Douchebag » Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:03 pm

Did you hear the Polish government bought 1000 septic tanks?

When they learn how to drive them they're gonna invade Russia.
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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby Andy » Sun Mar 07, 2010 4:07 pm

Remember this book?

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I want to give you one of my coffee mugs. You'll be surprised at how they nice they are. I was. - Marvin Crawford
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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby Roquefort Robert » Sun Mar 07, 2010 4:30 pm

Andy wrote:Remember this book?

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That book helped shape my sense of humor that you see today.
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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby The Suburban Avenger » Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:50 pm

Why can't Stephen Hawking dance?

He's white.

Did you hear about John Paul II's greatest miracle?

He bowled a 308.

Guy comes home from work and his girlfriend is packing her suitcase. He asks why.
"Word around town is you're a pedophile."
"That's an awfully big word for an 8-year-old!"

What's the best part of a blowjob?

The five minutes of peace and quiet.

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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby Doctor Detroit » Mon Mar 08, 2010 1:28 pm

Why can't Stephen Hawking dance?

He's white.


That reminds me of "Why can't Ray Charles read?"
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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby Navy Blue Scrubs » Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:06 pm

I learned this from a patient today=
patient: what's white with black on it?
me: white with black on it? I dunno.
patient: your sister.
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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby frank - up in grand blanc » Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:43 am

Navy Blue Scrubs wrote:I learned this from a patient today=
patient: what's white with black on it?
me: white with black on it? I dunno.
patient: your sister.


You could have turned it around by saying "no it ain't; it's my dick and you."
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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby Heywood McCrakin » Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:06 am

Q. why did tigger stick his head in the toilet?

A. he was looking for Pooh
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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby The Suburban Avenger » Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:27 pm

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit's finger.
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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby middle aged female » Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:35 pm

The Suburban Avenger wrote:What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit's finger.

OK, that one made me laugh
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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby The Beav » Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:51 pm

middle aged female wrote:
The Suburban Avenger wrote:What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit's finger.

OK, that one made me laugh


Don't get him started. He's got a ton of them.
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