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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby MICHIGAN » Thu Nov 28, 2013 6:40 pm

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby Doctor Detroit » Thu May 15, 2014 3:14 pm

A clown held the door open for me today. I thought it was a nice jester.
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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby middle aged female » Thu May 15, 2014 3:17 pm

Doctor Detroit wrote:A clown held the door open for me today. I thought it was a nice jester.

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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby guest » Thu May 15, 2014 5:00 pm

one chicken to another: "I'm going to join the clergy. The farmer said I'd make a good fryer."
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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby Doctor Detroit » Fri May 16, 2014 11:45 am

What do you call a group of gingers in Auschwitz?


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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby Brad Lexington » Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:15 pm

What does the slave master do with the slaves when they don't have work to do?







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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby Craig » Mon Jul 28, 2014 2:08 pm

A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are those machetes doing in your car?" asks the cop.
"I juggle them in my act."
"Oh, yeah? Says the doubtful cop. "Let's see you do it.” The juggler gets out and starts tossing and catching the knives.
Another man driving by slows down to watch. "Wow" he says. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the sobriety test they're giving now!”
Soon I discovered that this rock-thing was true...
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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby RoryKasel » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:37 pm

I have a friend in the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program. He has to knock on the doors of strangers and tell them he's somebody else.
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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby guest » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:17 pm

What do you call a Harley that doesn't leak oil?

Out of oil.
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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby D-Day » Sun Aug 10, 2014 2:59 pm

Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?

Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan
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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby guest » Sat Aug 23, 2014 1:26 am

Did I tell you about the Polish reading program? It's called Hooked on Consonants.
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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby Stosh Kielbasa » Sun Aug 24, 2014 4:43 pm

guest wrote:Did I tell you about the Polish reading program? It's called Hooked on Consonants.


I hear that the WASP reading program has their participants spelling "farm" as E I E I O. :lol:
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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby Amadeus » Sun Aug 24, 2014 6:59 pm

I just finished writing a theatrical presentation about puns.

Really, it's just a play on words.
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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby Doctor Detroit » Thu Jan 15, 2015 10:27 am

If Adam gives Sally 3 flowers and 1 stuffed animal, and Kristen gives Sally 5 flowers and 2 stuffed animals, what does Sally have?











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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby The Suburban Avenger » Thu Jan 15, 2015 2:09 pm

What's long and hard and won't be getting sucked on Valentine's Day?

Whitney Houston's crack pipe
My hand to God, she's gonna be at Carnegie Hall. But you - I'll let you have her now at the old price, OK? Which is, which is anything you wanna give me. Anything at all.
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