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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby The Suburban Avenger » Fri May 13, 2016 12:17 pm

How many Chicago cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.
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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby MICHIGAN » Sun May 15, 2016 3:35 pm

The Suburban Avenger wrote:How many Chicago cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.


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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby Doctor Detroit » Tue Sep 13, 2016 3:18 pm

Why did the old lady fall in the well?

She didn't see that well.
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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby Morty » Sat Nov 12, 2016 12:35 am

This is my explanation why we can't have prayer in public schools

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are your Christian or Buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, Me too! Are your Episcopalian or Baptist? He said, "Baptist!" I said, "Wow! Me too! Are your Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord? He said, Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are your Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.
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Re: Bad jokes.

Postby middle aged female » Sat Nov 12, 2016 9:41 am

Morty wrote:This is my explanation why we can't have prayer in public schools

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are your Christian or Buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, Me too! Are your Episcopalian or Baptist? He said, "Baptist!" I said, "Wow! Me too! Are your Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord? He said, Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are your Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.

Sounds like America, not just religion.
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