Bad jokes.
Re: Bad jokes.
by Exciteable » Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:48 pm
It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared. But being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"
"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at the weather service responded.
So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.
A week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"
"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."
The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.
Two weeks later the Chief called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever." "How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy."
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared. But being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"
"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at the weather service responded.
So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.
A week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"
"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."
The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.
Two weeks later the Chief called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever." "How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy."
The hurt gets worse, and the heart gets harder.
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Re: Bad jokes.
by Heywood McCrakin » Thu Sep 06, 2012 3:50 pm
Q: What does a nosy pepper do?
A: I gets jalapeño business
A: I gets jalapeño business
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Re: Bad jokes.
by Ya Mar » Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:09 pm
Knock knock...
Who's there?
9/11
9/11 who?
You said you'd never forget...
Who's there?
9/11
9/11 who?
You said you'd never forget...
"Before indoor plumbing and chlorination of the water supply, outliving dysentery required an intestinal fortitude that was considered special. These kids today don’t even give dysentery a second thought."
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Re: Bad jokes.
by Sterile Whites 48313 » Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:19 am
Buck Futts wrote:What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre
Poop?
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Just another run of the mill suburban white devil, with an "Assault" weapon. Molon Labe.
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Re: Bad jokes.
by Buck Futts » Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:27 am
Sterile Whites 48313 wrote:Buck Futts wrote:What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre
Poop?
The answer was Dr. Dre.
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Re: Bad jokes.
by Sterile Whites 48313 » Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:12 pm
Buck Futts wrote:Sterile Whites 48313 wrote:Buck Futts wrote:What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre
Poop?
The answer was Dr. Dre.
Awesome...
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Re: Bad jokes.
by The Beav » Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:31 pm
Sterile Whites 48313 wrote:Buck Futts wrote:What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre
Poop?
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung!
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Re: Bad jokes.
by Sterile Whites 48313 » Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:24 pm
The Beav wrote:Sterile Whites 48313 wrote:Buck Futts wrote:What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre
Poop?
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung!
my favorite joke...
Just another run of the mill suburban white devil, with an "Assault" weapon. Molon Labe.
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Re: Bad jokes.
by The Beav » Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:04 am
Sterile Whites 48313 wrote:The Beav wrote:Sterile Whites 48313 wrote:Buck Futts wrote:What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre
Poop?
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung!
my favorite joke...
Among the most quoted Monty Python skit lines, ever... At least at my lunch table sophomore & junior year of HS. Fully sanctioned by most of the hard-nosed Lutheran teachers who just shook their heads while passing by.
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Re: Bad jokes.
by Doctor Detroit » Fri Nov 09, 2012 2:37 pm
"What do we want?"
"A cure for Tourettes!"
"When do we want it?"
"CUNT"
"A cure for Tourettes!"
"When do we want it?"
"CUNT"
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Re: Bad jokes.
by Buck Futts » Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:57 am
I can swallow two strings and an hour later they'll come out my ass tied together. I shit you knot!
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Re: Bad jokes.
by Sterile Whites 48313 » Fri Dec 28, 2012 8:58 pm
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her like an altar boy.
Dress her like an altar boy.
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Re: Bad jokes.
by Doctor Detroit » Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:09 pm
Did you hear about the horse that got into drugs?
He mustang out with the wrong crowd.
He mustang out with the wrong crowd.
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