Bad jokes.
Re: Bad jokes.
by gullycanyon » Sat May 08, 2010 12:27 am
Oh, R.E.D.... You just cannot imagine how funny that one is, right now, to me. Thanks!
"Do What Thou Wilt" shall be the Whole of the Solid Block of Text.
As a ravine dweller I can confirm this.
As a ravine dweller I can confirm this.
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Re: Bad jokes.
by Exciteable » Sat May 22, 2010 3:08 pm
I used to be a sadistic necrophiliac with a penchant for bestiality, but I realized I was just beating a dead horse.
The hurt gets worse, and the heart gets harder.
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Re: Bad jokes.
by Morty » Thu May 27, 2010 11:26 pm
A father had just recently given his son the whole download on sex. They were in the drugstore and happened to walk down the isle with the condoms. The kid says "Hey Dad, are these those things you were talking about"? the father turns a little red in the face and says "yes, yes they are" the kid, being curious asks "Hey Dad, why are there three in this package"? Dad answers "those are for High schoolers, one for Friday night, one for Saturday night and one for Sunday night" the kid asks "Hey Dad, why are there six in this package"? the dad answers "Oh, those? those are for college boys and girls, two for Friday night, two for Saturday night and two for Sunday night" The kid points to the biggest box and asks "Hey Dad, why are there 12 in this package"?
The Dad answers "those are for married dads with children like me. One for January, one for February, one for March............................................
The Dad answers "those are for married dads with children like me. One for January, one for February, one for March............................................
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Re: Bad jokes.
by Norm Abrams » Fri May 28, 2010 1:07 am
Morty wrote:A father had just recently given his son the whole download on sex. They were in the drugstore and happened to walk down the isle with the condoms. The kid says "Hey Dad, are these those things you were talking about"? the father turns a little red in the face and says "yes, yes they are" the kid, being curious asks "Hey Dad, why are there three in this package"? Dad answers "those are for High schoolers, one for Friday night, one for Saturday night and one for Sunday night" the kid asks "Hey Dad, why are there six in this package"? the dad answers "Oh, those? those are for college boys and girls, two for Friday night, two for Saturday night and two for Sunday night" The kid points to the biggest box and asks "Hey Dad, why are there 12 in this package"?
The Dad answers "those are for married dads with children like me. One for January, one for February, one for March............................................
was there a bridge or did they take a boat?
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Re: Bad jokes.
by middle aged female » Fri May 28, 2010 9:20 am
Norm Abrams wrote:Morty wrote:A father had just recently given his son the whole download on sex. They were in the drugstore and happened to walk down the isle with the condoms. The kid says "Hey Dad, are these those things you were talking about"? the father turns a little red in the face and says "yes, yes they are" the kid, being curious asks "Hey Dad, why are there three in this package"? Dad answers "those are for High schoolers, one for Friday night, one for Saturday night and one for Sunday night" the kid asks "Hey Dad, why are there six in this package"? the dad answers "Oh, those? those are for college boys and girls, two for Friday night, two for Saturday night and two for Sunday night" The kid points to the biggest box and asks "Hey Dad, why are there 12 in this package"?
The Dad answers "those are for married dads with children like me. One for January, one for February, one for March............................................
was there a bridge or did they take a boat?
And where did he download the info from?
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Re: Bad jokes.
by gullycanyon » Fri May 28, 2010 10:54 am
Never mind that, MAF; I'm still trying to figger out what Norm's remark meant.
"Do What Thou Wilt" shall be the Whole of the Solid Block of Text.
As a ravine dweller I can confirm this.
As a ravine dweller I can confirm this.
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Re: Bad jokes.
by The Beav » Fri May 28, 2010 11:13 am
gullycanyon wrote:Never mind that, MAF; I'm still trying to figger out what Norm's remark meant.
It's aisle not isle.
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Re: Bad jokes.
by middle aged female » Fri May 28, 2010 11:17 am
gullycanyon wrote:Never mind that, MAF; I'm still trying to figger out what Norm's remark meant.
And lowdown, not download
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Re: Bad jokes.
by The Suburban Avenger » Fri May 28, 2010 3:06 pm
A kid asks his dad the difference between the words confident and confidential.
Well, dad says, you're my son. Of that I'm confident.
And your friend Tim also is my son, but that's confidential.
Well, dad says, you're my son. Of that I'm confident.
And your friend Tim also is my son, but that's confidential.
My hand to God, she's gonna be at Carnegie Hall. But you - I'll let you have her now at the old price, OK? Which is, which is anything you wanna give me. Anything at all.
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Re: Bad jokes.
by Morty » Fri May 28, 2010 3:50 pm
The Beav wrote:gullycanyon wrote:Never mind that, MAF; I'm still trying to figger out what Norm's remark meant.
It's aisle not isle.
Ehhh, I actually know that, very sloppy on my part. It's not like I had a lot of cred anyway.
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Re: Bad jokes.
by The Notorious R.E.D » Sun May 30, 2010 12:27 am
heard a new one today.... it's pretty awful
Q: How do you get a woman to remember you?
A: Rape her.
Q: How do you get a woman to remember you?
A: Rape her.
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Re: Bad jokes.
by Roquefort Robert » Sun May 30, 2010 1:50 pm
What does a man with an 11 inch penis have for breakfast?
Well, this mornng I had eggs, bacon, toast, and juice.
Well, this mornng I had eggs, bacon, toast, and juice.
By using the El Dorado Atmospheric and Oceanic temperatures thermal map. I caculated the contrary direction where the polar jet stream is going and it didn't look pretty.
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Re: Bad jokes.
by gullycanyon » Tue Jun 01, 2010 2:12 am
The Notorious R.E.D wrote:heard a new one today.... it's pretty awful
Q: How do you get a woman to remember you?
A: Rape her.
That one is awful, which would be OK if it was funny, but it's not.
And, Roque? That one is ancient.
"Do What Thou Wilt" shall be the Whole of the Solid Block of Text.
As a ravine dweller I can confirm this.
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Re: Bad jokes.
by Ya Mar » Tue Jun 01, 2010 2:44 am
This one is for Ansel:
Q: What did the [Leo Kottke] fan say when he ran out of weed?
A: This music sucks...
Q: What did the [Leo Kottke] fan say when he ran out of weed?
A: This music sucks...
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Re: Bad jokes.
by Ansel Rakestraw » Mon Jun 07, 2010 1:04 pm
Ya Mar wrote:This one is for Ansel:
Q: What did the [Leo Kottke] fan say when he ran out of weed?
A: This music sucks...
THAT my friend is funny and true.
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