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Stupid (and awesome) Facebook Status Updates

Postby Roquefort Robert » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:54 pm

T minus one hour (give or take) to the kids' bedtime.


Thanks. I've been waiting with baited breath to know what time your kids are going to bed.

The gym was pretty empty today!

Awesome.
By using the El Dorado Atmospheric and Oceanic temperatures thermal map. I caculated the contrary direction where the polar jet stream is going and it didn't look pretty.
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Re: Stupid Facebook Status Updates

Postby Doctor Detroit » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:05 pm

Dyspathy: I'm a Believer campaign believes in "Crackhouse" font.


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Re: Stupid Facebook Status Updates

Postby Andy » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:10 pm

This is about two days worth from a grade school classmate (haven't seen her since 8th grade):


Good Freezing Morning FB People !! Ur Entertainer is Sick !!! I can't think right now !!! Talk 2 guys later!!BrrrrRrrrr (I hate cold) :(


Don't 4 get Saturday is SWEETEST DAY !!!!!


‎(LMAO) Now I know how dangerous it is 4 me 2 get my CCW I will shoot every Stupid Mf that gets in my way !!!!!(Not worth 2 catch a serious case for NO MF )


STOP sending me shit in ARABIC I can't read ARABIC(& NO I Don't have time 2 look it up on translator shit)ok


OMG Now y the hell I'm I up @ this time!!!


Good Night Drama Book!!!! Hope there's no crazy ass people tomorrow uffff wtf !!!!


U treat others just like the way u would like 2 b treated!!! Its plain & simple!!


Ewwwwwww this crazy Ass on Dr.phil show eats CHALK yuckkkkkkkkkk!!!


I'm way over being jealous it called RESPECT u give it u will receive !!!!


Good Evening Drama Book people !! Hey that gives me an ideal I should make a Drama Book or BAby Mamma Drama Book,or Boaters A$$ Book or ......lol.


Someone called her on the boater thing:

Wtf is boater second request


Her response:

People just coming off the Boat jk no people that just came from back home that don't speak english well or no what the hell is going on here & think there the shit like they know it All.. Well explained or what Anything else u would like 2 know Maam!!! HEY(its a chaldean think ) jk muah love u



Its soo funny when u see these people driving escalades & all pampaered up like there going 2 a party @ the grocery stores then they pull out THE BRIDGE CARD 2 pay 4 there food!!! WTF LMFAooooooooo


Listen All u perverts out here(the men) I DON'T KNOW HOW 2 READ ARABIC so stop senting me shit in arabic like(mumkin ataraff alash) & shit like that but in arabic I had some1 translate it 4 me so Please stop I'm not gonna accept u because u think ur saying something nice(sweet) 2 me like WTF..get a fucken life already uffff.(MAsHYfing)


Good Morning my Drama Book oops I mean FB People I hope its a better day 2day !!!!!!


Tonight I'm gonna call it DRAMA BOOK not FB lmaooo!!!!


Yeah, we saw.

What the hell is going on here I though I was the only 1 that woke up on the wrong side of the bed !!!Every1s fired up about 2 explode MAaaaN !!!!


I love it when All my fb friends & family show me LOVE AhHhhhhh how sweet !! Thank u fb peeps MUAH!


No No No its not worth my time 2 get MAD I just get EVEN!!!!


Lifes like a beach & I'm playing In Sand!!!!


Y is it everytime I can't sleep the 1st thing I do is go on FB(lol)I'm not obsessed with this shit am I (lol)


NO Relationship Or Marriage Is Perfect (So if u tell me u have the best Marriage (relationship) My A** because there's no such think as a Perfect Marriage & doesn't matter how many years u will have good & bad not only good !!!


Y the hell I'm I up right now knowing I have 2 b up with the kids @ 6:00 Omg:(


Roses R red Violets R blue leave me alone because I hate U !!!!!!!!!!


GRRRRR!

Lifes like a Maze U have to go through a lot of different Obstacles!!!


And we're settling back down.

Mani & Pedi !!!!:)Ahhhhhh


Hope you used his credit card. What a punk!

NO I don't wish nothing bad on anyone,BUT I do believe in god & I will let him handle that !!! AMEN


Oh, ok.
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Re: Stupid Facebook Status Updates

Postby The Suburban Avenger » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:16 pm

Accepting my friend's batshit mother's friend request might not have been the best idea:

Working on [my friend]'s sofa cushions. My beloved grandpuppy just put huge teeth holes in my NEW pincushion that I bought to replace the last one that he thought was a ball. Thank goodness they were both almost empty when he took them. I need to learn not to have one on the floor and walk away and he needs a job to buy me a new one!
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Re: Stupid Facebook Status Updates

Postby Roquefort Robert » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:29 pm

Andy wrote:This is about two days worth from a grade school classmate (haven't seen her since 8th grade):


Good Freezing Morning FB People !! Ur Entertainer is Sick !!! I can't think right now !!! Talk 2 guys later!!BrrrrRrrrr (I hate cold) :(


Don't 4 get Saturday is SWEETEST DAY !!!!!


‎(LMAO) Now I know how dangerous it is 4 me 2 get my CCW I will shoot every Stupid Mf that gets in my way !!!!!(Not worth 2 catch a serious case for NO MF )


STOP sending me shit in ARABIC I can't read ARABIC(& NO I Don't have time 2 look it up on translator shit)ok


OMG Now y the hell I'm I up @ this time!!!


Good Night Drama Book!!!! Hope there's no crazy ass people tomorrow uffff wtf !!!!


U treat others just like the way u would like 2 b treated!!! Its plain & simple!!


Ewwwwwww this crazy Ass on Dr.phil show eats CHALK yuckkkkkkkkkk!!!


I'm way over being jealous it called RESPECT u give it u will receive !!!!


Good Evening Drama Book people !! Hey that gives me an ideal I should make a Drama Book or BAby Mamma Drama Book,or Boaters A$$ Book or ......lol.


Someone called her on the boater thing:

Wtf is boater second request


Her response:

People just coming off the Boat jk no people that just came from back home that don't speak english well or no what the hell is going on here & think there the shit like they know it All.. Well explained or what Anything else u would like 2 know Maam!!! HEY(its a chaldean think ) jk muah love u



Its soo funny when u see these people driving escalades & all pampaered up like there going 2 a party @ the grocery stores then they pull out THE BRIDGE CARD 2 pay 4 there food!!! WTF LMFAooooooooo


Listen All u perverts out here(the men) I DON'T KNOW HOW 2 READ ARABIC so stop senting me shit in arabic like(mumkin ataraff alash) & shit like that but in arabic I had some1 translate it 4 me so Please stop I'm not gonna accept u because u think ur saying something nice(sweet) 2 me like WTF..get a fucken life already uffff.(MAsHYfing)


Good Morning my Drama Book oops I mean FB People I hope its a better day 2day !!!!!!


Tonight I'm gonna call it DRAMA BOOK not FB lmaooo!!!!


Yeah, we saw.

What the hell is going on here I though I was the only 1 that woke up on the wrong side of the bed !!!Every1s fired up about 2 explode MAaaaN !!!!


I love it when All my fb friends & family show me LOVE AhHhhhhh how sweet !! Thank u fb peeps MUAH!


No No No its not worth my time 2 get MAD I just get EVEN!!!!


Lifes like a beach & I'm playing In Sand!!!!


Y is it everytime I can't sleep the 1st thing I do is go on FB(lol)I'm not obsessed with this shit am I (lol)


NO Relationship Or Marriage Is Perfect (So if u tell me u have the best Marriage (relationship) My A** because there's no such think as a Perfect Marriage & doesn't matter how many years u will have good & bad not only good !!!


Y the hell I'm I up right now knowing I have 2 b up with the kids @ 6:00 Omg:(


Roses R red Violets R blue leave me alone because I hate U !!!!!!!!!!


GRRRRR!

Lifes like a Maze U have to go through a lot of different Obstacles!!!


And we're settling back down.

Mani & Pedi !!!!:)Ahhhhhh


Hope you used his credit card. What a punk!

NO I don't wish nothing bad on anyone,BUT I do believe in god & I will let him handle that !!! AMEN


Oh, ok.


I would kick her in the uterus. Every time I read Failbook, I think to myself that if anyone on my friends list said anything that stupid, they would no longer be on my friends list. And then I'm slightly thankful that none of my friends are that stupid.
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Re: Stupid Facebook Status Updates

Postby April St.Clair » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:13 pm

These two are sisters on face space.
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Re: Stupid Facebook Status Updates

Postby susanarosa » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:30 pm

doesn't know if I am proud or disgusted by the fact that Quinn sprayed poop on my pajamas tonight when I changed her but I didn't panic and wake up Josh to help feed her. I used wipes to clean myself as best I could and then fed her to keep her from crying and waking him up. I am now in clean pjs and am still in shock by the force and magnitude of a 3-week-old's poop!


This got her hid.
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Re: Stupid Facebook Status Updates

Postby jmy » Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:11 pm

I like this. I don't have Facebook, so I can live vicariously through everyone else's stupid friends.

Brenda says it's like getting an xmas newsletter every day.
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Re: Stupid Facebook Status Updates

Postby Roquefort Robert » Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:15 pm

jmy wrote:I like this. I don't have Facebook, so I can live vicariously through everyone else's stupid friends.

Brenda says it's like getting an xmas newsletter every day.


You know those people that you hung around with in high school or three jobs ago? You know how if you saw them in the street, you might say hi, how's it going, or have a five minute catch up conversation? Well Facebook is kind of like that except that you don't have to actually talk to the person, yet you know what they are up to on a regular basis. Which is good for me with my dislike of other people. Win Win. Instead of avoiding or hiding from someone in the grocery store, I can just be "Facebook Friends".
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Re: Stupid Facebook Status Updates

Postby James Scott » Wed Jan 12, 2011 12:12 am

Roquefort Robert wrote:
T minus one hour (give or take) to the kids' bedtime.


Thanks. I've been waiting with baited breath to know what time your kids are going to bed.

The gym was pretty empty today!

Awesome.


What are you using? I hear herring is good.
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Re: Stupid Facebook Status Updates

Postby Roquefort Robert » Wed Jan 12, 2011 12:31 am

James Scott wrote:
Roquefort Robert wrote:
T minus one hour (give or take) to the kids' bedtime.


Thanks. I've been waiting with baited breath to know what time your kids are going to bed.

The gym was pretty empty today!

Awesome.


What are you using? I hear herring is good.


Fuck.
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Re: Stupid Facebook Status Updates

Postby gullycanyon » Wed Jan 12, 2011 5:42 am

Facebook creeps me out. The only reason for my involvement is that my brother joined it, and I was backing his play. I'm thinking of bailing out, if that's even possible.
Also, I find that seeing some of my eldest son's entries bothers me. It's OK that he's a guy in his late twenties and has a head full of Guy In His Late Twenties stuff, but I'm a lot happier being blind to it.
Heh. I'll just "un-friend" him and act secretive, but pouty, if he asks me why I did it.
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Re: Stupid Facebook Status Updates

Postby Doctor Detroit » Wed Jan 12, 2011 10:41 am

people that just came from back home that don't speak english well or no what the hell is going on here & think there the shit like they know it All


i no srsly
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Re: Stupid Facebook Status Updates

Postby gogogander » Wed Jan 12, 2011 11:36 am

Doctor Detroit wrote:
Dyspathy: I'm a Believer campaign believes in "Crackhouse" font.


Who cares? You were a lot funnier on your blog!


Really? Repetitive yes, funny no!
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Re: Stupid Facebook Status Updates

Postby Doctor Detroit » Wed Jan 12, 2011 12:35 pm

Somebody's posting of this photo:

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Resulting in somebody else giving this comment:

Evil is as evil does...unless their election is HISTORIC...in which case even generational-theft is forgiven.


Please go fuck yourself and die.
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