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Re: Stupid (and awesome) Facebook Status Updates

Postby Mulligan » Sat May 03, 2014 5:21 pm

Tonight's the night! Our house is being investigated again. Im so excited and I know the team that's coming out is excited too!

Investigated for???

A paranormal team is coming out again. Ever since we bought our houses 6 years ago we've had several "things" happen.


It goes on and on. She is genuinely excited. Hope no one gets slimed.
I used to be with it, but then they changed what 'it' was. Now, what I'm with isn't 'it,' and what's 'it' seems weird and scary.
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Re: Stupid (and awesome) Facebook Status Updates

Postby D-Day » Fri Jun 20, 2014 2:24 pm

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Where the hell am I going? And what the hell am I doing in this handbasket?
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Re: Stupid (and awesome) Facebook Status Updates

Postby Andy » Sat Jun 21, 2014 3:08 pm

I know that our internet (the website he listed) has only been on for a day and half, however I am not feeling the love from my Facebook family (*Mom thank you for your order, lol) so with that said anyone who orders now thru Monday night, we will throw in an extra $10.00 worth of free recipe kits. Please note that this will not reflect in your checkout as the free goodies are an added bonus that (name) or I (dude who posted this) will add to your shipment. Thank you in advance for your love and support. Enjoy!


He rarely posts but he expected everyone to jump all over his wife's new business.
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Re: Stupid (and awesome) Facebook Status Updates

Postby Heywood McCrakin » Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:33 pm

Andy wrote:
I know that our internet (the website he listed) has only been on for a day and half, however I am not feeling the love from my Facebook family (*Mom thank you for your order, lol) so with that said anyone who orders now thru Monday night, we will throw in an extra $10.00 worth of free recipe kits. Please note that this will not reflect in your checkout as the free goodies are an added bonus that (name) or I (dude who posted this) will add to your shipment. Thank you in advance for your love and support. Enjoy!


He rarely posts but he expected everyone to jump all over his wife's new business.


I post all the time in hopes that someone buys my book.....www.the3wows.com

In case You wondered.
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Re: Stupid (and awesome) Facebook Status Updates

Postby Andy » Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:31 pm

Heywood McCrakin wrote:
Andy wrote:
I know that our internet (the website he listed) has only been on for a day and half, however I am not feeling the love from my Facebook family (*Mom thank you for your order, lol) so with that said anyone who orders now thru Monday night, we will throw in an extra $10.00 worth of free recipe kits. Please note that this will not reflect in your checkout as the free goodies are an added bonus that (name) or I (dude who posted this) will add to your shipment. Thank you in advance for your love and support. Enjoy!


He rarely posts but he expected everyone to jump all over his wife's new business.


I post all the time in hopes that someone buys my book.....www.the3wows.com

In case You wondered.


I don't have a problem with people promoting themselves on there, I just think the "I'm not feeling the love" reeks of impatience and entitlement. I wonder what they really said about their Facebook friends that ignored the initial sales blast (which consisted of one post).
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Re: Stupid (and awesome) Facebook Status Updates

Postby Heywood McCrakin » Thu Jun 26, 2014 11:33 pm

Andy wrote:
Heywood McCrakin wrote:
Andy wrote:
I know that our internet (the website he listed) has only been on for a day and half, however I am not feeling the love from my Facebook family (*Mom thank you for your order, lol) so with that said anyone who orders now thru Monday night, we will throw in an extra $10.00 worth of free recipe kits. Please note that this will not reflect in your checkout as the free goodies are an added bonus that (name) or I (dude who posted this) will add to your shipment. Thank you in advance for your love and support. Enjoy!


He rarely posts but he expected everyone to jump all over his wife's new business.


I post all the time in hopes that someone buys my book.....www.the3wows.com

In case You wondered.


I don't have a problem with people promoting themselves on there, I just think the "I'm not feeling the love" reeks of impatience and entitlement. I wonder what they really said about their Facebook friends that ignored the initial sales blast (which consisted of one post).


I know...I just figured I would post here again that I wrote a book.....in case any of you missed it the first time.
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Re: Stupid (and awesome) Facebook Status Updates

Postby Stosh Kielbasa » Fri Jun 27, 2014 12:42 am

Heywood McCrakin wrote:
Andy wrote:
Heywood McCrakin wrote:
Andy wrote:
I know that our internet (the website he listed) has only been on for a day and half, however I am not feeling the love from my Facebook family (*Mom thank you for your order, lol) so with that said anyone who orders now thru Monday night, we will throw in an extra $10.00 worth of free recipe kits. Please note that this will not reflect in your checkout as the free goodies are an added bonus that (name) or I (dude who posted this) will add to your shipment. Thank you in advance for your love and support. Enjoy!


He rarely posts but he expected everyone to jump all over his wife's new business.


I post all the time in hopes that someone buys my book.....www.the3wows.com

In case You wondered.


I don't have a problem with people promoting themselves on there, I just think the "I'm not feeling the love" reeks of impatience and entitlement. I wonder what they really said about their Facebook friends that ignored the initial sales blast (which consisted of one post).


I know...I just figured I would post here again that I wrote a book.....in case any of you missed it the first time.


In a totally unrelated topic shift, I ran across a Peter McCracken in a surname study that I saw online. Any relation? :lol:
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Re: Stupid (and awesome) Facebook Status Updates

Postby guest » Fri Jun 27, 2014 2:25 pm

Stosh Kielbasa wrote: ... I ran across a Peter McCracken in a surname study that I saw online. Any relation? :lol:



that sounds painful
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Re: Stupid (and awesome) Facebook Status Updates

Postby The Suburban Avenger » Mon Jun 30, 2014 2:09 pm

It's actually a tweet, but:
Great, now I have to tell everyone Hobby Lobby Fuckfest '14 is canceled.
My hand to God, she's gonna be at Carnegie Hall. But you - I'll let you have her now at the old price, OK? Which is, which is anything you wanna give me. Anything at all.
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Re: Stupid (and awesome) Facebook Status Updates

Postby Mulligan » Mon Jul 14, 2014 4:57 pm

I don't know if there's a better acting duo than Van Damme and Dennis Rodman.


My cousin is pretty funny.
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Re: Stupid (and awesome) Facebook Status Updates

Postby Mulligan » Fri Jul 25, 2014 6:28 pm

This link appeared on my feed from a lady I'm acquainted with ... via none other than former Randy D avatar Frank Nemecek (with whom I'm not FB friends). I had completely forgotten about that guy. Based on the link, he must be in a good relationship. Good for him.
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Re: Stupid (and awesome) Facebook Status Updates

Postby gullycanyon » Fri Jul 25, 2014 9:40 pm

Mulligan wrote:This link appeared on my feed from a lady I'm acquainted with ... via none other than former Randy D avatar Frank Nemecek (with whom I'm not FB friends). I had completely forgotten about that guy. Based on the link, he must be in a good relationship. Good for him.


That linked piece was rather great. Came across as a pat on the back, for a couple of things that I may be doing right, but-- more importantly-- a little kick in the ass over things which I could be doing better.

Feeling as though you are "in the right" has no value. It seems to have some value, inside of the moment, but in re: maintaining a healthy love relationship? Being "in the right" has no value, no worth, nothing at all.

"I care about how you feel more than I care about being 'in the right'" is usually a winner... for both parties.

OK, I can't do any more of this mushy stuff, godfuckingdammit
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Re: Stupid (and awesome) Facebook Status Updates

Postby Heywood McCrakin » Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:34 pm

Colleen is telling me about her trip to the library with Ben and Bex:
"There's this statue of a boy and a teddy bear. But Ben kept calling the teddy bear a monkey. that was fine until a black man walked by and ben yelled - MONKEY"
Colleen calmly told Ben that she's pretty sure it's a teddy bear...


i just crapped myself after reading this.
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Re: Stupid (and awesome) Facebook Status Updates

Postby The Beav » Tue Aug 12, 2014 7:12 pm

Laugh of the day: All day, the girls have watched their toys float in front of the stairs and are very calm. Alyssa sees an empty beer bottle floating in the basement and starts screaming, " oh no, not daddy's beer!!!" And bursts into tears.
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Re: Stupid (and awesome) Facebook Status Updates

Postby Sterile Whites 48313 » Tue Aug 12, 2014 11:06 pm

The Beav wrote:
Laugh of the day: All day, the girls have watched their toys float in front of the stairs and are very calm. Alyssa sees an empty beer bottle floating in the basement and starts screaming, " oh no, not daddy's beer!!!" And bursts into tears.


"Daddy drinks because you cry"...
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