Stupid (and awesome) Facebook Status Updates

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Re: Stupid (and awesome) Facebook Status Updates

Postby Andy » Wed Aug 20, 2014 5:35 am

It seems that locally, my most racist Ferguson, Missouri posts are coming from Macomb County.

It's taking all I have this morning not to comment on one. I trying to concentrate on the fact that the person who posted it has kinda of a desperate, pathetic life who would agree with her boyfriend about anything.
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Re: Stupid (and awesome) Facebook Status Updates

Postby Mad Max » Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:51 pm

One certain HJ was not only rude to my guests and I when we stopped in his dive, but he was also drunk, loud and boorish and made racist and homophobic remarks to everyone present. We were a diverse crowd on our way to The Players for our monthly frolic. I was stupid enough to invite everyone to HJ after our traditional stop at Pinky's. Two times was bad enough to convince me never to go there again. The upside was that during drunken tirades almost everyone was kicked out of HJ place resulting in many, many new customers for my place. They'd usually show up at my place, en-masse, wearing "I was barred from HJ" tee shirts". Quite a nice result, though HJ apparently didn't pay any other penalties for that behavior.
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Re: Stupid (and awesome) Facebook Status Updates

Postby ldodger » Tue Mar 24, 2015 9:04 am

Now asa far as obsession um look at HIS PAGE A MARRIED WOMAN ALWAYS COMMENTING ALWAYS THERE ALWAYS DEFENDING Debbie what is with that where is your husBANd and MISS TATOO WITH ANY BAND GUY YOU GOT TO SCREW YOU HIDDEN UNDER A NICE SUIT YOUR EX BOYFRIEND WROTE ME DO I POST THAT HUH BL now forgive me but Id calll that obsession and sick these type of people DP NPT BELONG AROUND KIDS KIDS COME FIRST
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Re: Stupid (and awesome) Facebook Status Updates

Postby The Suburban Avenger » Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:50 pm

This actually is a Tweet:

Say what you will about millennials, but at least they don't pretend to like swing dancing.
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Re: Stupid (and awesome) Facebook Status Updates

Postby The Beav » Fri Apr 03, 2015 9:45 am

The Suburban Avenger wrote:This actually is a Tweet:

Say what you will about millennials, but at least they don't pretend to like swing dancing.


True. They pretend they don't like anything.
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