Stupid (and awesome) Facebook Status Updates

[Roquefort Robert]

Just had an update...

Having to work while going thru this with (girlfriend's name) sucks

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[gullycanyon]

The whole bit where people treat Facebook like a Dear Diary thing is mentally ill.

I'm on FB, but I really do think it's creepy in a few ways, and I question whether or not I should be involved.

In fact, sometimes I wonder if it's like a gang where you may be able to get in easily enough, but get out? Hey, we didn't say you could get out. Who said you can get out? You can't get out.

[Roquefort Robert]

The whole bit where people treat Facebook like a Dear Diary thing is mentally ill.

I'm on FB, but I really do think it's creepy in a few ways, and I question whether or not I should be involved.

In fact, sometimes I wonder if it's like a gang where you may be able to get in easily enough, but get out? Hey, we didn't say you could get out. Who said you can get out? You can't get out.

A gang is where they kill you if you try to leave. Facebook has a button that says "deactivate account". Not really the same thing.

[gullycanyon]

And you believe that really works, that the thing could be actually severed so easily.

Man oh man, they've got you right where they want you.

[Roquefort Robert]

And you believe that really works, that the thing could be actually severed so easily.

Man oh man, they've got you right where they want you.

Hey, it's Facebook, not Apple.

[Heywood McCrakin]

i started using the hashtag #detroitrises next to all my posts about good news in Detroit...i chuckle every time i do it.

[ldodger]

Why it bothers me because it hurts the rest of us women we are expected to fall in line to f that ! you want to be a ho and anything it takes to get there that is your business but you advertize successful female doing it then its all our business k actually have more respect for ones that do if they were just honest you know say sold out slut then you got my respect

[Sterile Whites 48313]

Why it bothers me because it hurts the rest of us women we are expected to fall in line to f that ! you want to be a ho and anything it takes to get there that is your business but you advertize successful female doing it then its all our business k actually have more respect for ones that do if they were just honest you know say sold out slut then you got my respect

Danny.

[D-Day]

Why it bothers me because it hurts the rest of us women we are expected to fall in line to f that ! you want to be a ho and anything it takes to get there that is your business but you advertize successful female doing it then its all our business k actually have more respect for ones that do if they were just honest you know say sold out slut then you got my respect

Danny.

Danny's sister

[The Suburban Avenger]

Former coworker who is as sweet as she can be, but really needs to fucking stop this shit:

MY BABY'S PROGRESS: WEEK 15
Only 25 more weeks to go
My 4 inch bald gymnast-baby is super-mobile inside my womb as their organ systems are kicking it into high gear - particularly, their amazing tiny heart and complex circulation system, which is now pumping about 25 quarts of blood per day, and will be pumping up to 200 quarts per day at birth!

[Sterile Whites 48313]

Former coworker who is as sweet as she can be, but really needs to fucking stop this shit:

MY BABY'S PROGRESS: WEEK 15
Only 25 more weeks to go
My 4 inch bald gymnast-baby is super-mobile inside my womb as their organ systems are kicking it into high gear - particularly, their amazing tiny heart and complex circulation system, which is now pumping about 25 quarts of blood per day, and will be pumping up to 200 quarts per day at birth!

Indeed! I guess it's old age talking, and the fact that my kids are grown and gone(although I never did this kind of shit while they were growing up) Tell me how wonderful your kid is AFTER they've graduated college and have become productive members of society. This goes for grand kids too. Until then STFU!

[Ya Mar]

Former coworker who is as sweet as she can be, but really needs to fucking stop this shit:

MY BABY'S PROGRESS: WEEK 15
Only 25 more weeks to go
My 4 inch bald gymnast-baby is super-mobile inside my womb as their organ systems are kicking it into high gear - particularly, their amazing tiny heart and complex circulation system, which is now pumping about 25 quarts of blood per day, and will be pumping up to 200 quarts per day at birth!

Indeed! I guess it's old age talking, and the fact that my kids are grown and gone(although I never did this kind of shit while they were growing up) Tell me how wonderful your kid is AFTER they've graduated college and have become productive members of society. This goes for grand kids too. Until then STFU!

Just so you know, my oldest (7.5) is in his first season of kid pitch (playing up a league), and has a 0.00 era in 4 IPs, with 6 k's and no walks. He is also batting 1.000 (16 for 16) and in the last two games he has had a walk-off HR and a walk-off triple. This has nothing to do with facebook, but I figured it would annoy you, so I put it here...

[Sterile Whites 48313]

Former coworker who is as sweet as she can be, but really needs to fucking stop this shit:

MY BABY'S PROGRESS: WEEK 15
Only 25 more weeks to go
My 4 inch bald gymnast-baby is super-mobile inside my womb as their organ systems are kicking it into high gear - particularly, their amazing tiny heart and complex circulation system, which is now pumping about 25 quarts of blood per day, and will be pumping up to 200 quarts per day at birth!

Indeed! I guess it's old age talking, and the fact that my kids are grown and gone(although I never did this kind of shit while they were growing up) Tell me how wonderful your kid is AFTER they've graduated college and have become productive members of society. This goes for grand kids too. Until then STFU!

Just so you know, my oldest (7.5) is in his first season of kid pitch (playing up a league), and has a 0.00 era in 4 IPs, with 6 k's and no walks. He is also batting 1.000 (16 for 16) and in the last two games he has had a walk-off HR and a walk-off triple. This has nothing to do with facebook, but I figured it would annoy you, so I put it here...

Nice, and with that in mind...

I could break out eight years of hockey stats for both my boys that would knock you on yer ass. That said, neither one of them is in the NHL. Just sayin'. Also, nothing on the internet annoys me, 'cept when they turn off the pron.

[middle aged female]

Former coworker who is as sweet as she can be, but really needs to fucking stop this shit:

MY BABY'S PROGRESS: WEEK 15
Only 25 more weeks to go
My 4 inch bald gymnast-baby is super-mobile inside my womb as their organ systems are kicking it into high gear - particularly, their amazing tiny heart and complex circulation system, which is now pumping about 25 quarts of blood per day, and will be pumping up to 200 quarts per day at birth!

Indeed! I guess it's old age talking, and the fact that my kids are grown and gone(although I never did this kind of shit while they were growing up) Tell me how wonderful your kid is AFTER they've graduated college and have become productive members of society. This goes for grand kids too. Until then STFU!

Just so you know, my oldest (7.5) is in his first season of kid pitch (playing up a league), and has a 0.00 era in 4 IPs, with 6 k's and no walks. He is also batting 1.000 (16 for 16) and in the last two games he has had a walk-off HR and a walk-off triple. This has nothing to do with facebook, but I figured it would annoy you, so I put it here...

Nice, and with that in mind...

I could break out eight years of hockey stats for both my boys that would knock you on yer ass. That said, neither one of them is in the NHL. Just sayin'. Also, nothing on the internet annoys me, 'cept when they turn off the pron.

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[Sterile Whites 48313]