Stupid (and awesome) Facebook Status Updates

[Shark]

People need to stop posting those stupid "Batman in Mourning" pictures on Facebook.

[Doctor Detroit]

People need to stop posting those stupid "Batman in Mourning" pictures on Facebook.

Haven't seen that yet, but did kind of like this one.



My apologies to the gun nuts. Er, I mean, uh, 2nd Amendment misinterpreters. Wait... Eh, fuck it.

[Sterile Whites 48313]

My apologies to the gun nuts. Er, I mean, uh, 2nd Amendment misinterpreters. Wait... Eh, fuck it.

[middle aged female]

How in the hell can someone order 6000 rounds of ammo on-line without someone looking into it? I mean, New York city wants to limit the size of a fountain pop that people can buy, but this asswipe manages to get his hands on 6000 rounds and nothing is flagged?

People need to stop posting those stupid "Batman in Mourning" pictures on Facebook.

Haven't seen that yet, but did kind of like this one.



My apologies to the gun nuts. Er, I mean, uh, 2nd Amendment misinterpreters. Wait... Eh, fuck it.

[ldodger]

I believe she's off her meds.

SURE OF ONE THING SOMEONE ON HERE KNOWS WHATR HE IS TELLING OTHERS AND IT IT HURTING ME AND IT is NOT TRUE help me tell me the truth he isnt to someone I need the truth

[pdtpuck]

How in the hell can someone order 6000 rounds of ammo on-line without someone looking into it? I mean, New York city wants to limit the size of a fountain pop that people can buy, but this asswipe manages to get his hands on 6000 rounds and nothing is flagged?

I know...like Jake Johannsen said, "It's not guns that kill people...its those darn bullets." (But I do agree with your statement.)

[Sterile Whites 48313]

How in the hell can someone order 6000 rounds of ammo on-line without someone looking into it? I mean, New York city wants to limit the size of a fountain pop that people can buy, but this asswipe manages to get his hands on 6000 rounds and nothing is flagged?

I would be more inclined to think he bought them a few hundred at a time...

[middle aged female]

How in the hell can someone order 6000 rounds of ammo on-line without someone looking into it? I mean, New York city wants to limit the size of a fountain pop that people can buy, but this asswipe manages to get his hands on 6000 rounds and nothing is flagged?

I would be more inclined to think he bought them a few hundred at a time...

What I'm saying is that there should be a way to flag that. A database where it's entered if you buy more than X number of rounds from any outlet that is then tagged when you buy another X number of rounds from another seller. Amazon and other retailers can track what variety of coffee I like and target me with ads for that brand; shouldn't the purchase of a veritable arsenal be trackable too?
I'm not totally anti-gun. People should be allowed to own hunting rifles, etc, but who the fuck needs automatics and semi's with magazines that hold a hundred rounds at a time? Is Bambi now wearing body armor and travelling in packs so hunters need drums to make the kill?

[ldodger]

there i something sticking out my toe it actually has feeling its not skin idk what it is it just look like a very red piece of skin idk

[Sterile Whites 48313]

How in the hell can someone order 6000 rounds of ammo on-line without someone looking into it? I mean, New York city wants to limit the size of a fountain pop that people can buy, but this asswipe manages to get his hands on 6000 rounds and nothing is flagged?

I would be more inclined to think he bought them a few hundred at a time...

What I'm saying is that there should be a way to flag that. A database where it's entered if you buy more than X number of rounds from any outlet that is then tagged when you buy another X number of rounds from another seller. Amazon and other retailers can track what variety of coffee I like and target me with ads for that brand; shouldn't the purchase of a veritable arsenal be trackable too?
I'm not totally anti-gun. People should be allowed to own hunting rifles, etc, but who the fuck needs automatics and semi's with magazines that hold a hundred rounds at a time? Is Bambi now wearing body armor and travelling in packs so hunters need drums to make the kill?

I don't hunt, never have and probably never will. With that said, I am on a trap shooting leauge, plus I shoot trap on the weekends with some friends. I also "pin" shoot (killing five bowling pins in the fastest time) a couple nights a week. Plus the trip to Bald Mountain to shoot my rifles a couple times a month. My wife likes to pistol shoot as well. Point being, as sporting shooters we will easily go through anywhere from 700 to 900 rounds of ammo a month. So I'm supposed to have to worry about a knock on the door (or worse) from the feds because my shooting sports cause me to buy more than 20 rounds of ammo a year? Ban this, restrict that, register those...the only people who lose are the law abiding gun owners...the bad guys will still be shooting people, with AR's and AK's and all other nasty sort of "assault" weapon.

And unless your willing to pay the yearly excise tax to the fed, you can't legally purchase or posess an automatic weapon.

We have no reason to worry, Obama will fix all this in his second term...

[middle aged female]

How in the hell can someone order 6000 rounds of ammo on-line without someone looking into it? I mean, New York city wants to limit the size of a fountain pop that people can buy, but this asswipe manages to get his hands on 6000 rounds and nothing is flagged?

I would be more inclined to think he bought them a few hundred at a time...

What I'm saying is that there should be a way to flag that. A database where it's entered if you buy more than X number of rounds from any outlet that is then tagged when you buy another X number of rounds from another seller. Amazon and other retailers can track what variety of coffee I like and target me with ads for that brand; shouldn't the purchase of a veritable arsenal be trackable too?
I'm not totally anti-gun. People should be allowed to own hunting rifles, etc, but who the fuck needs automatics and semi's with magazines that hold a hundred rounds at a time? Is Bambi now wearing body armor and travelling in packs so hunters need drums to make the kill?

I don't hunt, never have and probably never will. With that said, I am on a trap shooting leauge, plus I shoot trap on the weekends with some friends. I also "pin" shoot (killing five bowling pins in the fastest time) a couple nights a week. Plus the trip to Bald Mountain to shoot my rifles a couple times a month. My wife likes to pistol shoot as well. Point being, as sporting shooters we will easily go through anywhere from 700 to 900 rounds of ammo a month. So I'm supposed to have to worry about a knock on the door (or worse) from the feds because my shooting sports cause me to buy more than 20 rounds of ammo a year? Ban this, restrict that, register those...the only people who lose are the law abiding gun owners...the bad guys will still be shooting people, with AR's and AK's and all other nasty sort of "assault" weapon.

And unless your willing to pay the yearly excise tax to the fed, you can't legally purchase or posess an automatic weapon.

We have no reason to worry, Obama will fix all this in his second term...

My nephew and brother in law own a trap range in Ohio and used to have one in Michigan; I'm not advocating that you have to have someone knocking on the door for a purchase of 20 rounds. All I advocate is that there is some way to flag a sudden uptick in purchase like what must have happened with this guy. Never owned a gun and suddenly within 2 or 3 months he buys 4 weapons and 6000 rounds of ammo with no one wondering what the fuck is going on? Come on. If you try to bring more that 100 tylenol with codeine in from Canada they'll pull you into the station and ask you what you intend to do with it.

[middle aged female]

Hell, there was even a gun range owner who received an application for membership from the Space Captain there and he thought the guy was too weird to be allowed in.
He told his people if the guy showed up, don't sign him up. He wanted to speak to him first. Too bad Holmes didn't follow through on the lessons.

[Roquefort Robert]

We have no reason to worry, Obama will fix all this in his second term...

That's what the gun nuts said about his first term. It's just as absurd the second time around. And I say that as a lover and owner of guns.

[Sterile Whites 48313]

We have no reason to worry, Obama will fix all this in his second term...

That's what the gun nuts said about his first term. It's just as absurd the second time around. And I say that as a lover and owner of guns.

I hope yer right Roq...

[Ya Mar]

We have no reason to worry, Obama will fix all this in his second term...

That's what the gun nuts said about his first term. It's just as absurd the second time around. And I say that as a lover and owner of guns.

And a hand-to-hand grappler of flightless land animals.