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No more eating for you, go on a diet

Postby Andy » Fri May 11, 2007 6:15 pm

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Postby Andy » Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:22 pm

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Call it the royal prerogative.

Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin has postponed Sunday’s scheduled hometown concert at DTE Energy Music Theatre, citing fears of heat exhaustion. The date has not yet been rescheduled.

With Sunday afternoon temperatures forecast to climb past the 90-degree mark, Franklin has opted to postpone the outdoor performance, they said in a statement earlier today.

The move comes on the heels of two East Coast concerts for Franklin this week, where she found the heat to be “sweltering and all but overwhelming.”

“Following the Weather Channel and the daily reports in the news via television and newspaper publications, I see that the temperatures in Detroit have been very similar,” read Franklin’s statement. “I am exhausted from the heat and cannot tolerate heat in these extremely high numbers and being in concert simultaneously.”

Ticket holders seeking refunds can obtain them from their point of purchase.

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Postby Andy » Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:31 pm

He's dead now so I guess it doesn't matter as much, but there's a movie called "Free Money" making the rounds on basic cable lately. Charlie Sheen and Thomas Haden Church are the main players but Marlon Brando has a substantial part in it as well.

His part isn't the only thing that's substantial about Marlon however. He must weigh at least 400 lbs. in that movie, he can barely sit without spreading his legs and he looks as if he's wearing football-style shoulder pads.

The movie itself isn't anything to sneeze at but if you are curious to see what's beyond the measurement of morbidly overweight check it out.
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Postby Mulligan » Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:24 pm

Name the actress who owns this caboose.

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Postby chad sexington » Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:29 pm

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Postby Andy » Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:32 pm

Jennifer Love Hewitt's fall from grace.

Still kinda hot though.

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Postby Ansel Rakestraw » Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:44 pm

Andy wrote:Jennifer Love Hewitt's fall from grace.

Still kinda hot though.

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I'd take the "kinda" outta there.
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Postby ShaMicKan » Wed Nov 28, 2007 7:36 pm

Ansel Rakestraw wrote:
Andy wrote:Jennifer Love Hewitt's fall from grace.

Still kinda hot though.

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I'd take the "kinda" outta there.


Agreed, she's still hot.
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Re: No more eating for you, go on a diet

Postby frank - up in grand blanc » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:20 am

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Swear to God: strip about five hundred pounds off of this monster and he could be twin of my former boss. I hope that he chokes on a bone.
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Postby Mulligan » Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:15 am

ShaMicKan wrote:
Ansel Rakestraw wrote:
Andy wrote:Jennifer Love Hewitt's fall from grace.

Still kinda hot though.

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I'd take the "kinda" outta there.


Agreed, she's still hot.


Ever since it was pointed out to me that she has a giraffe neck, I have a hard time focusing on anything else when I see her (even her ample bosom). Same goes for Lisa Kudrow.
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Postby T-Bone » Mon Dec 31, 2007 5:06 pm

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Renee Williams became the largest person ever to have gastric bypass surgery earlier this year after ballooning to nearly seventy stone – but died 12 days later.

The bedridden 29-year-old begged doctors to perform the operation when she became so large that she couldn't hug her two children.

Her astonishing size meant that the operating table had to be specially widened for the procedure.

Larger than life: Renee Williams weight balloned from 40 to 70 stone after a car crash

The operation was successful and Renee lost four stone due to her reduced stomach capacity before dying of a sudden heart attack less than two weeks later. Her story is told in a Channel 4 programme next week.

Renee, from Austin, Texas, had battled with her weight since childhood and was classified as super-morbidly obese at the age of 12.

She was married by the age of 15 and had her first child, Mirina, at 16 weighing 30 stone.

Renee had grown to a massive 35 stone by the time she had her second daughter Mariah.

"When you don't have that thing in your head that tells you you're full, it's disgusting the amount of food you can eat," She said.

In 2003, she was hit by a drunken driver in an accident that left her unable to walk because her leg was crushed.

She became bedridden and began eating even more.

"She wouldn't stop eating until her stomach started to hurt," says 13-year-old Mirina.

"She would get about eight burgers and eat them all. I kept telling her she was eating her emotions. I think she was sick and tired of being in that bed."

Renee piled on more and more weight and by 2007 she was nearing 70 stone - six times the size of a healthy woman in her age group.

She begged doctors to perform gastric bypass surgery on her and was turned down by 12 who insisted that the operation was too dangerous for a woman of her size.

"I understand the risks but I am not going to make it if I don't have the surgery," Renee said at the time.

"I want to be able to care for my daughters and see them graduate high school."

Gastric bypass surgery makes the stomach smaller and allows food to bypass part of the small intestine. Patients feel full sooner, consume fewer calories and lose weight.

Houston's Renaissance hospital finally agreed to perform the surgery after Renee's condition deteriorated and she was given just a year to live by doctors.

The operation on February 20th took five hours as surgeons had to cut through masses of fat to secure the band.

"I feel like I've been run over by a truck," she said afterwards.

Renee began to lose weight immediately but suffered a sudden heart attack on March 4th which took her life.

"I wanted to sit down in a corner and die." Says a distraught Mirina.

"Mom was my best friend and now she has gone it hurts."'

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Postby York » Mon Dec 31, 2007 5:19 pm

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A new avatar for Jal?
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Postby T-Bone » Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:32 pm

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“He’s got a double chin, a pot-belly and droopy man-breasts. And he’s living a reclusive lifestyle in an attempt to hide his new body,” says the insider.

Eminem’s maternal grandmother Better Kresin told The Enquirer she blames his ongoing food binge on being stressed out about his two failed marriages to ex-wife Kim.

“He really wanted it to work between them, to have a happy family life for their daughter Hailie Jade, something he claims he never had while growing up.”
Eminem’s weight problem is a result of too many trips to Detroit’s Outback Steakhouses and Taco Bells, says the insider.

“Marshall has Taco Bell lunches of burritos and tacos with dessert, then Outback dinners of three filet mignons with all the fixings.”


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Postby Woodwards Friend » Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:28 pm

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A new avatar for Jal?


FYI: 70 stone is 980 lbs. There are 3500 calories to a pound so to gain 500 lbs over a given period of time one must ingest 1,750,000 more calories than one's body can burn off during that given period of time. According to wikipedia a Big Mac has about 540 calories so 500 human pounds is the equivalent of 3240 Big Macs or roughly a Big Mac a days worth of extra calories for 8.8 years. Now realize this woman weighed twice that.
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Postby guest » Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:27 am

and was classified as
super-morbidly obese
at the age of 12
Is that like double-secret probation?
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