Stupid (and awesome) Facebook Status Updates

[The Suburban Avenger]

I'm not sure of the degree of her hearing loss, but a Facebook friend who is deaf is always posting what she's listening to on Spotify.

[gullycanyon]

MY BABY'S PROGRESS: WEEK 19
Only 21 more weeks to go
TMI time: my adorable baby is already working on their first not-so adorable poop! As they drink & digest amniotic fluid, the solid bits will accumulate in their "large" intestines as a tar-like substance (aka meconium), which will become their historical first post-birth poop in a depressingly long line of poopy diapers.

Just. Fucking. Stop.

And, yes, her first name should end in a 'y' but ends in an 'i.'

To be fair that is from an app. Get weekly emails telling the parents what to expect pre and post birth. And then monthly after the first year or so. Clearly the app has been facebooked and now provides her with status updates that she probably doesn't even realize are being put up.

To be fair, whether it be the flatulent fruit of an annoying app, or not, anyone who allows that type of nauseating tripe to appear in their Facebook Status Updates is a nitwit.

[pdtpuck]

MY BABY'S PROGRESS: WEEK 19
Only 21 more weeks to go
TMI time: my adorable baby is already working on their first not-so adorable poop! As they drink & digest amniotic fluid, the solid bits will accumulate in their "large" intestines as a tar-like substance (aka meconium), which will become their historical first post-birth poop in a depressingly long line of poopy diapers.

Just. Fucking. Stop.

And, yes, her first name should end in a 'y' but ends in an 'i.'

To be fair that is from an app. Get weekly emails telling the parents what to expect pre and post birth. And then monthly after the first year or so. Clearly the app has been facebooked and now provides her with status updates that she probably doesn't even realize are being put up.

To be fair, whether it be the flatulent fruit of an annoying app, or not, anyone who allows that type of nauseating tripe to appear in their Facebook Status Updates is a nitwit.

That would be most of my soon-to-be-ex-wife's family friends.

[The Suburban Avenger]

A very dead friend, who happens to be a militant vegetarian, really needs to stop posting photos of dead animals.

[Shark]

A very dead friend, who happens to be a militant vegetarian, really needs to stop posting photos of dead animals.

This whole zombie meme is kinda getting played out...

[Mulligan]

well here is another random thought for the morning could be lack of sleep or me being told what to put up and what not to put up on facebook but then again why care what i put not like im going to be put up for management been promised that for years and well this would be the one thing they will use agaisnt me hahaha So I was put off work cus my bf mel koss was hurt at work pusnishment when he went on workers comp was to hurt me in the pocket book.. COOLBEANS.. Can't tell me it wasn't cus of that I have worked in that store with regular shoes with a splint on my foot i had a non skid cast on and worked a full day had a day off sec day off i was told by workers comp had to havea restriction notice hmm didn't have any two hours later my boss calls says they all said i cant work till im a 100 % well i was never that in the first place but ok see i have been out of work since april 23 2012 i was told i could return to work with restrictions for the past two weeks... so now after talking to docs no restrictiions its going to be August maybe before i can go back almost 4 months no money coming in and they say they care MY ASS workers comp wheres my money my docs say i can return your saying i can't and yes i know this post to wendys when i do my post maybe someone who cares will say wow why did this happen to her like this it scus im dating my bf who go hurt don't neeed to lie it was revengefullness baby highs school crap but im laughing last is all i c

[Roquefort Robert]

well here is another random thought for the morning could be lack of sleep or me being told what to put up and what not to put up on facebook but then again why care what i put not like im going to be put up for management been promised that for years and well this would be the one thing they will use agaisnt me hahaha So I was put off work cus my bf mel koss was hurt at work pusnishment when he went on workers comp was to hurt me in the pocket book.. COOLBEANS.. Can't tell me it wasn't cus of that I have worked in that store with regular shoes with a splint on my foot i had a non skid cast on and worked a full day had a day off sec day off i was told by workers comp had to havea restriction notice hmm didn't have any two hours later my boss calls says they all said i cant work till im a 100 % well i was never that in the first place but ok see i have been out of work since april 23 2012 i was told i could return to work with restrictions for the past two weeks... so now after talking to docs no restrictiions its going to be August maybe before i can go back almost 4 months no money coming in and they say they care MY ASS workers comp wheres my money my docs say i can return your saying i can't and yes i know this post to wendys when i do my post maybe someone who cares will say wow why did this happen to her like this it scus im dating my bf who go hurt don't neeed to lie it was revengefullness baby highs school crap but im laughing last is all i c

Holy fuck, that is friend delete worthy. Take a fucking breath and learn a couple punctuation marks.

[Ya Mar]

well here is another random thought for the morning could be lack of sleep or me being told what to put up and what not to put up on facebook but then again why care what i put not like im going to be put up for management been promised that for years and well this would be the one thing they will use agaisnt me hahaha So I was put off work cus my bf mel koss was hurt at work pusnishment when he went on workers comp was to hurt me in the pocket book.. COOLBEANS.. Can't tell me it wasn't cus of that I have worked in that store with regular shoes with a splint on my foot i had a non skid cast on and worked a full day had a day off sec day off i was told by workers comp had to havea restriction notice hmm didn't have any two hours later my boss calls says they all said i cant work till im a 100 % well i was never that in the first place but ok see i have been out of work since april 23 2012 i was told i could return to work with restrictions for the past two weeks... so now after talking to docs no restrictiions its going to be August maybe before i can go back almost 4 months no money coming in and they say they care MY ASS workers comp wheres my money my docs say i can return your saying i can't and yes i know this post to wendys when i do my post maybe someone who cares will say wow why did this happen to her like this it scus im dating my bf who go hurt don't neeed to lie it was revengefullness baby highs school crap but im laughing last is all i c

You have friends who write like that? You need to move in drastically different circles.

[The Beav]

well here is another random thought for the morning could be lack of sleep or me being told what to put up and what not to put up on facebook but then again why care what i put not like im going to be put up for management been promised that for years and well this would be the one thing they will use agaisnt me hahaha So I was put off work cus my bf mel koss was hurt at work pusnishment when he went on workers comp was to hurt me in the pocket book.. COOLBEANS.. Can't tell me it wasn't cus of that I have worked in that store with regular shoes with a splint on my foot i had a non skid cast on and worked a full day had a day off sec day off i was told by workers comp had to havea restriction notice hmm didn't have any two hours later my boss calls says they all said i cant work till im a 100 % well i was never that in the first place but ok see i have been out of work since april 23 2012 i was told i could return to work with restrictions for the past two weeks... so now after talking to docs no restrictiions its going to be August maybe before i can go back almost 4 months no money coming in and they say they care MY ASS workers comp wheres my money my docs say i can return your saying i can't and yes i know this post to wendys when i do my post maybe someone who cares will say wow why did this happen to her like this it scus im dating my bf who go hurt don't neeed to lie it was revengefullness baby highs school crap but im laughing last is all i c

You have friends who write like that? You need to move in drastically different circles.

He hasn't been to a Dart Night in years. 'Nuff said.

[Ya Mar]

well here is another random thought for the morning could be lack of sleep or me being told what to put up and what not to put up on facebook but then again why care what i put not like im going to be put up for management been promised that for years and well this would be the one thing they will use agaisnt me hahaha So I was put off work cus my bf mel koss was hurt at work pusnishment when he went on workers comp was to hurt me in the pocket book.. COOLBEANS.. Can't tell me it wasn't cus of that I have worked in that store with regular shoes with a splint on my foot i had a non skid cast on and worked a full day had a day off sec day off i was told by workers comp had to havea restriction notice hmm didn't have any two hours later my boss calls says they all said i cant work till im a 100 % well i was never that in the first place but ok see i have been out of work since april 23 2012 i was told i could return to work with restrictions for the past two weeks... so now after talking to docs no restrictiions its going to be August maybe before i can go back almost 4 months no money coming in and they say they care MY ASS workers comp wheres my money my docs say i can return your saying i can't and yes i know this post to wendys when i do my post maybe someone who cares will say wow why did this happen to her like this it scus im dating my bf who go hurt don't neeed to lie it was revengefullness baby highs school crap but im laughing last is all i c

You have friends who write like that? You need to move in drastically different circles.

He hasn't been to a Dart Night in years. 'Nuff said.

Angels series in August. 'nuff said.

[Random Douchebag]

well here is another random thought for the morning could be lack of sleep or me being told what to put up and what not to put up on facebook but then again why care what i put not like im going to be put up for management been promised that for years and well this would be the one thing they will use agaisnt me hahaha So I was put off work cus my bf mel koss was hurt at work pusnishment when he went on workers comp was to hurt me in the pocket book.. COOLBEANS.. Can't tell me it wasn't cus of that I have worked in that store with regular shoes with a splint on my foot i had a non skid cast on and worked a full day had a day off sec day off i was told by workers comp had to havea restriction notice hmm didn't have any two hours later my boss calls says they all said i cant work till im a 100 % well i was never that in the first place but ok see i have been out of work since april 23 2012 i was told i could return to work with restrictions for the past two weeks... so now after talking to docs no restrictiions its going to be August maybe before i can go back almost 4 months no money coming in and they say they care MY ASS workers comp wheres my money my docs say i can return your saying i can't and yes i know this post to wendys when i do my post maybe someone who cares will say wow why did this happen to her like this it scus im dating my bf who go hurt don't neeed to lie it was revengefullness baby highs school crap but im laughing last is all i c

You have friends who write like that? You need to move in drastically different circles.

He hasn't been to a Dart Night in years. 'Nuff said.

who has.

[Mulligan]

well here is another random thought for the morning could be lack of sleep or me being told what to put up and what not to put up on facebook but then again why care what i put not like im going to be put up for management been promised that for years and well this would be the one thing they will use agaisnt me hahaha So I was put off work cus my bf mel koss was hurt at work pusnishment when he went on workers comp was to hurt me in the pocket book.. COOLBEANS.. Can't tell me it wasn't cus of that I have worked in that store with regular shoes with a splint on my foot i had a non skid cast on and worked a full day had a day off sec day off i was told by workers comp had to havea restriction notice hmm didn't have any two hours later my boss calls says they all said i cant work till im a 100 % well i was never that in the first place but ok see i have been out of work since april 23 2012 i was told i could return to work with restrictions for the past two weeks... so now after talking to docs no restrictiions its going to be August maybe before i can go back almost 4 months no money coming in and they say they care MY ASS workers comp wheres my money my docs say i can return your saying i can't and yes i know this post to wendys when i do my post maybe someone who cares will say wow why did this happen to her like this it scus im dating my bf who go hurt don't neeed to lie it was revengefullness baby highs school crap but im laughing last is all i c

You have friends who write like that? You need to move in drastically different circles.

He hasn't been to a Dart Night in years. 'Nuff said.

Are we still meeting at the Arcade Bar?

[The Beav]

well here is another random thought for the morning could be lack of sleep or me being told what to put up and what not to put up on facebook but then again why care what i put not like im going to be put up for management been promised that for years and well this would be the one thing they will use agaisnt me hahaha So I was put off work cus my bf mel koss was hurt at work pusnishment when he went on workers comp was to hurt me in the pocket book.. COOLBEANS.. Can't tell me it wasn't cus of that I have worked in that store with regular shoes with a splint on my foot i had a non skid cast on and worked a full day had a day off sec day off i was told by workers comp had to havea restriction notice hmm didn't have any two hours later my boss calls says they all said i cant work till im a 100 % well i was never that in the first place but ok see i have been out of work since april 23 2012 i was told i could return to work with restrictions for the past two weeks... so now after talking to docs no restrictiions its going to be August maybe before i can go back almost 4 months no money coming in and they say they care MY ASS workers comp wheres my money my docs say i can return your saying i can't and yes i know this post to wendys when i do my post maybe someone who cares will say wow why did this happen to her like this it scus im dating my bf who go hurt don't neeed to lie it was revengefullness baby highs school crap but im laughing last is all i c

You have friends who write like that? You need to move in drastically different circles.

He hasn't been to a Dart Night in years. 'Nuff said.

Are we still meeting at the Arcade Bar?

The Arcade is no more. I'm not sure if the current incrnation is open yet.

[Mulligan]

Angels series in August. 'nuff said.

Didn't have time for a dart night while you're in town for Jobbie Nooner? Too busy getting hassled by the man?



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[The Beav]

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