Hot Fudge Overheard

[middle aged female]

It's not that I suck at math, it's that I'm .09% sure she's a Komodo Dragon. I thought that was assumed.

Coworker was looking at something, don't know what, on the internet and she remarked about seeing "breaded dragon". She thought it was a typo but I told her to save me a leg.

I prefer Panko

[ldodger]

I am an urban exploring Ninja.

[ldodger]

Stopped into a gas station for a pop and overheard this appetizing conversation from the lady in front of me who was talking on her cell phone while the cashier waited on her:

(To the person on the other end) No, I wouldn't drink that, it' smells like breath*. Yeah, she has a sore on the inside of her mouth, don't drink it. I would throw it out.

*she didn't pronounce the word as breath, she said, bref.

[Andy]

Maybe it shouldn't go in this exact thread but what the hell.

Getting off the People Mover today, a bum approaches from across the street:


Bum: Can I ask you something? It’s not about money.

Me: Ok.

Bum: It’s not about money, so don’t worry.

Me: Ok.

Bum: I’m not asking you for money.

Me. OK! I UNDERSTAND, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ASK?

Bum: Do you ride the People Mover a lot?

Me: Yes.

Bum: Do you want to buy this pass?

[gullycanyon]

Maybe it shouldn't go in this exact thread but what the hell.

Getting off the People Mover today, a bum approaches from across the street:


Bum: Can I ask you something? It’s not about money.

Me: Ok.

Bum: It’s not about money, so don’t worry.

Me: Ok.

Bum: I’m not asking you for money.

Me. OK! I UNDERSTAND, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ASK?

Bum: Do you ride the People Mover a lot?

Me: Yes.

Bum: Do you want to buy this pass?

You didn't have to get so huffy about it. I was hoping for casino tokens, but when your ears went all crimson 'n' shit, I backed off.

[The Suburban Avenger]

Forgot to add this from Saturday night:

Jim Palmer walked into the press lounge early (I'm assuming he's the color man for the Orioles' TV or radio network) and noted to Dan Dickerson that he had no idea "Kenny Chesney draws such a scantily clad crowd."

Either he got a VIP Hall of Famer show or Mr. Palmer likes 'em big. I sure as shit didn't see anything to write home about when I walked into the ballpark.

[middle aged female]

Forgot to add this from Saturday night:

Jim Palmer walked into the press lounge early (I'm assuming he's the color man for the Orioles' TV or radio network) and noted to Dan Dickerson that he had no idea "Kenny Chesney draws such a scantily clad crowd."

Either he got a VIP Hall of Famer show or Mr. Palmer likes 'em big. I sure as shit didn't see anything to write home about when I walked into the ballpark.

He just said they were scantily clad; he didn't say they looked good.

[Random Douchebag]

Getting a night cap at a local watering hole. A kid from california is talking to a pie in the sky local, kid you not, in the span of 5 minutes I overheard both urban zip lines and SUP'ing. What the fuck is wrong with the world or me? Shoot me now. I don't even know who you are anymore.

[Ya Mar]

Getting a night cap at a local watering hole. A kid from california is talking to a pie in the sky local, kid you not, in the span of 5 minutes I overheard both urban zip lines and SUP'ing. What the fuck is wrong with the world or me? Shoot me now. I don't even know who you are anymore.

Wasn't me...

[The Beav]

Getting a night cap at a local watering hole. A kid from california is talking to a pie in the sky local, kid you not, in the span of 5 minutes I overheard both urban zip lines and SUP'ing. What the fuck is wrong with the world or me? Shoot me now. I don't even know who you are anymore.

Wasn't me...

[The Suburban Avenger]

Getting a night cap at a local watering hole. A kid from california is talking to a pie in the sky local, kid you not, in the span of 5 minutes I overheard both urban zip lines and SUP'ing. What the fuck is wrong with the world or me? Shoot me now. I don't even know who you are anymore.

Wasn't me...

Those were the days.

[The Beav]

Getting a night cap at a local watering hole. A kid from california is talking to a pie in the sky local, kid you not, in the span of 5 minutes I overheard both urban zip lines and SUP'ing. What the fuck is wrong with the world or me? Shoot me now. I don't even know who you are anymore.

Wasn't me...

Those were the days.

I miss darts. The Dawg is on FB now, btw.

[The Beav]

Not as much overheard as it was said to me and others in my presence in front of the bar:

Man who was just asked to leave the bar to person smoking: "It's not like I called him a motherfucker."

Smoking guy: "Actually you called him a motherfucker a few times."

Man: "Oh." (to me) "Well I apologize."

Me: "Uh-huh."

[frank - up in grand blanc]

So, he apologized to the mother fucker? For that you should have at least allowed him to finish his beer.

[gullycanyon]

I'm just buoyed with cheer by inferring that The Beav allows smoking in the joint.

If that is the case, Meg White, Gully, and Gully's briar bowl just may become House Lushes *errh ummh* that is Regulars at said fine establishment.
After all, you guys have MCBC's Ghetto Blaster-- Meg's favorite beer-- on tap. I can sorta pretend to nurse one along.

The jukebox is the fuckin' bomb (he said, dating himself severely.)
Also, I would very much like to be on the premises when you give some boorish lout the heave-ho.