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Woodwards Friend wrote:

susanarosa wrote:These people would never vacation here.

But all their cousins live in Washington Township.

the two guys in the middle are quality douchebag avatar material.

Nicknames to replace The Situation:

Unfortunate Turn of Events or Sad State of Affairs.

susanarosa wrote:Nicknames to replace The Situation:

Unfortunate Turn of Events or Sad State of Affairs.

Sounds like a book by Lemony Snicket.

susanarosa wrote:Nicknames to replace The Situation:

Unfortunate Turn of Events or Sad State of Affairs.

What are you a hater? Sweetheart, you know you want to get with this. That's the situation.

Heywood McCrakin wrote:

Woodwards Friend wrote:

susanarosa wrote:These people would never vacation here.

But all their cousins live in Washington Township.

the two guys in the middle are quality douchebag avatar material.

Is there some sort of chemical leak in Jersey that's giving all the young ladies ginormous thighs?

The Suburban Avenger wrote:

Heywood McCrakin wrote:

Woodwards Friend wrote:

susanarosa wrote:These people would never vacation here.

But all their cousins live in Washington Township.

the two guys in the middle are quality douchebag avatar material.

Is there some sort of chemical leak in Jersey that's giving all the young ladies ginormous thighs?

What is a nice Kalamazoo boy like Derek Jeter doing hanging out with these clowns?

Mulligan wrote:

The Suburban Avenger wrote:

Heywood McCrakin wrote:

Woodwards Friend wrote:

susanarosa wrote:These people would never vacation here.

But all their cousins live in Washington Township.

the two guys in the middle are quality douchebag avatar material.

Is there some sort of chemical leak in Jersey that's giving all the young ladies ginormous thighs?

What is a nice Kalamazoo boy like Derek Jeter doing hanging out with these clowns?

i just went to the MTV website for this shit.

i couldnt stop laughing at these morons.....i am speechless...

MTVThe cast of "Jersey Shore" includes Nicole Polizzi, third from right, Mike Sorrentino, second from right, and Jenni Farley, fourth from left.

I went to school with a Polizzi. Her dad was in with the Toccos and Giacolones, did serious federal time too, and her younger brother turned witness against The Family. No kidding.

Navy Blue Scrubs wrote:

MTVThe cast of "Jersey Shore" includes Nicole Polizzi, third from right, Mike Sorrentino, second from right, and Jenni Farley, fourth from left.

I went to school with a Polizzi. Her dad was in with the Toccos and Giacolones, did serious federal time too, and her younger brother turned witness against The Family. No kidding.

Big Mike Polizzi was stand up. It was a shame the federal government, the true criminals, sent him and Tony Z. away in the early 1970s. The way The Old Man had to come out of retirement to run the Partnership...it makes me sick, on my mother's eyes, it makes me physically sick to think about. An old man, a man of honor should be able to spend his retirement in peace. With his grandchildren.

You talk about Big Mike and you're talking about a true class act, not like these snot-nosed punks on the MTV. Disgraceful. These kids walking around like they're big stuff. They ain't nothing. I doubt any of Big Mike's kids or grandkids would turn out like this disgusting little slut wandering around Jersey with her ass hanging out like a common whore. Or a Puerto Rican. That's not how an Italian lady acts, you understand.

Like many of my associates, I had my share of beefs with Joe Colombo (God rest his soul) but the Italian-American Civil Rights League would have taken care of this Jersey Shore business like you tie your shoes. You see what I'm saying? Are you listening, you two-bit, can't-chop-garlic little punk? I've got a situation for you, my tire iron in the back of your fucking head. Fahgitabotit.

These kids walking around like they're big stuff. They ain't nothing.

I am big stuff, I'm the Princess of fucking Poughkeepsie!!!!!

Navy Blue Scrubs wrote:

MTVThe cast of "Jersey Shore" includes Nicole Polizzi, third from right, Mike Sorrentino, second from right, and Jenni Farley, fourth from left.

I went to school with a Polizzi. Her dad was in with the Toccos and Giacolones, did serious federal time too, and her younger brother turned witness against The Family. No kidding.

Back in grad school there was a guy in my circle who was a love 'em & leave 'em dog. Somehow he ended up meeting a Giacolone daughter at some event through a friend. The rest of us had some side action over whether he'd end up found in the trunk of a car or floating in the Detroit River.

Snookie wrote:

These kids walking around like they're big stuff. They ain't nothing.

I am big stuff, I'm the Princess of fucking Poughkeepsie!!!!!

Honey, let me explain to you the what's what in this world. I'm made, you understand. You can ask about me in any of the five boroughs, Jersey, Buffalo, Cleveland, Philadelphia, Kansas City, where ever. I'm known, see, I'm known in places that matter. No one cares about your cow town in the real world.

Take some advice if you know what's good for you. Go home and apologize to your mother. You might think you're the fucking princess of Poughkeepsie but your mother probably doesn't even open the curtains with the way you behave. Am I right? I'm right. You apologize to her and settle down with a man who can treat you with respect, someone who has respect for himself and can be a good earner.

Say nice things about Detroit? Most of the streets are paved, more or less

Heywood McCrakin wrote:

Woodwards Friend wrote:

susanarosa wrote:These people would never vacation here.

But all their cousins live in Washington Township.

i would do all four chicks....but i would double up on the condoms.

Heywood, you better hit that Poo-Poo fast, they are going to meet their ethnic mandate and get as big as two houses on St. Martins place, and soon.

say nice things about Detroit...???

Ummmm......

For a city rated as having the 'fattest' denizens repeatedly, you hardly ever get that 'fatty' funk off folks on the bus.