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Shark wrote:

Not sure why that teenage skank married a 51 year old man who looks like an old lesbian...

Who are either of these people?

Mulligan wrote:

Shark wrote:

Not sure why that teenage skank married a 51 year old man who looks like an old lesbian...

Who are either of these people?

Yes, who are they? I want to say the guy is Mickey Rourke, but he has to be older than 51.

^thanks to the power of Google I now know who they are. They're about as famous as Sir Sir or Gannon. She married him, a perennial supporting actor, when she was 16. Evidently she just turned 18 and is now besieged with offers to star in adult movies. Nobodies. Trainwreck nobodies, but nobodies still.

Learned something new about him...he spent his childhood in Detroit.

If she's 18 and not 27, I am 33 and not 44.

Do either of these lovers have a name?

Mulligan wrote:Do either of these lovers have a name?

She is: http://courtneystodden.com/

He is:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_Hutchison

Notoriety, celebrity, whatever.

Dude looks like a lady.

Shark wrote:

Can Doc D please photoshop that picture onto a Wheaties box?

Mulligan wrote:

Shark wrote:

Can Doc D please photoshop that picture onto a Wheaties box?

Don't forget to shave the Adam's apple; he recently had that done.

Shark wrote:

There was a great clip on Howard Stern this morning (not sure when it actually happened) of Bruce telling the paparazzi to fuck off. So good. They just kept needling him about the ratings for the Kardashian show.