Found a bottle of this in the fridge at work and had it with leftover chicken strips:
It's basically a sweet barbecue sauce with chunks of bacon in it but the chunks look more like dead flies. Then again maybe they were and that's what I get for eating someone else's dressing.
Bed Bath and Beyond has a Bacon press I am coveting; here are their bullet points of its features
With a ribbed grill base, food stays away from grease for low-fat cooking benefits. Measures 6 3/4" L x 4 1/2" W x 2 1/4" H. Hand wash. Lifetime warranty.