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nope, but i jerk off in the shower

Heywood McCrakin wrote:nope, but i jerk off in the shower

Well who doesn't? Just don't tell LD because if she believes that her husband doesn't piss in the shower, she's going to shit bricks when she finds out that evey dude jacks off in the shower.

Roquefort Robert wrote:

Heywood McCrakin wrote:nope, but i jerk off in the shower

Well who doesn't? Just don't tell LD because if she believes that her husband doesn't piss in the shower, she's going to shit bricks when she finds out that evey dude jacks off in the shower.

Only dudes?

middle aged female wrote:

Roquefort Robert wrote:

Heywood McCrakin wrote:nope, but i jerk off in the shower

Well who doesn't? Just don't tell LD because if she believes that her husband doesn't piss in the shower, she's going to shit bricks when she finds out that evey dude jacks off in the shower.

Only dudes?

Well, I'm going with the thinking that only dudes can "jack off". I'm sure women masturbate in the shower also, but since I'm a dude, I can't personally confirm that. Not to mention the fact that when women rub one out, there's not jizz swirling around everywhere afterward.

Roquefort Robert wrote:

middle aged female wrote:

Roquefort Robert wrote:

Heywood McCrakin wrote:nope, but i jerk off in the shower

Well who doesn't? Just don't tell LD because if she believes that her husband doesn't piss in the shower, she's going to shit bricks when she finds out that evey dude jacks off in the shower.

Only dudes?

Well, I'm going with the thinking that only dudes can "jack off". I'm sure women masturbate in the shower also, but since I'm a dude, I can't personally confirm that. Not to mention the fact that when women rub one out, there's not jizz swirling around everywhere afterward.

Yeah, that last part would be true. At least I hope so.

Roquefort Robert wrote:

Heywood McCrakin wrote:nope, but i jerk off in the shower

Well who doesn't? Just don't tell LD because if she believes that her husband doesn't piss in the shower, she's going to shit bricks when she finds out that evey dude jacks off in the shower.

Impossible.

ldodger wrote:

Roquefort Robert wrote:

Heywood McCrakin wrote:nope, but i jerk off in the shower

Well who doesn't? Just don't tell LD because if she believes that her husband doesn't piss in the shower, she's going to shit bricks when she finds out that evey dude jacks off in the shower.

Impossible.

Nothing is impossible.

ldodger wrote:

Roquefort Robert wrote:

Heywood McCrakin wrote:nope, but i jerk off in the shower

Well who doesn't? Just don't tell LD because if she believes that her husband doesn't piss in the shower, she's going to shit bricks when she finds out that evey dude jacks off in the shower.

Impossible.

Here's how you find out, LD.

Put the bottle of conditioner facing a certain direction before he goes in.

I guarantee that it will be moved....and men dont use conditioner in their hair.

Christ Almighty, the egocentricity is neck-deep, in this thread.

I have not pooped in a lake.

I do not take a whizz in the shower.

I do not jack off in the shower (although the idea of a woman doing it is not offensive; actually, it's hot and kinda cute.)

I have used conditioner in my hair.

PS: I think shampooing one's dog in the kitchen sink is vile & disgusting.

Translation = Gully's a chick.

The shower is the best place to do it....no cleanup.

Ew.

ldodger wrote:Ew.

Better than socks

middle aged female wrote:

ldodger wrote:Ew.

Better than socks

Or that crusty towel that you would just stick under the couch cushion while in college - little did you know that each of your roommates also stuck that same crusty towel under those same couch cushions...