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Re: YouTube Hall of Fame

Postby frank - up in grand blanc » Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:43 pm

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I can't believe this butterball PX Warrior survived this encounter without a serious ass whipping..........The amount of disrespect here is astonishing

And apparently, dude was seen again, this time wearing the patch ensemble (including the Ranger tab) on his right shoulder and the flag upside down and was confronted again resulting in a vet being arrested.. So a bit of clarity, here. First, wearing that flag patch upside down is tantamount to burning it when worn on a uniform. Second unit patches are represented following way (at least when I was in)...I can't imagine it has changed. Current unit and any award tabs (Ranger , Special Forces) worn on the left shoulder. Last unit served in combat on the right, so wearing anything on the right shoulder is also the highest amount of disrespect. These are big fucking deals to anyone who served. The uniform is a big fucking deal.....

I had a situation similar to this in college. Good friend of mine was an E-4 MP in the Reserves and I was an E-5 in the Reserves. We're in Dooley's in East Lansing and MP sees a couple Guardsmen in fatigues and wearing their headgear inside.....Uniform 101 no-no on two levels a.) You're really not supposed to be in the bar in fatigues on a Friday night b.) If you're inside, the hat comes off unless you're under arms. So MP goes down there to tell them to get in uniform or get out and they proceed to tell him to fuck off. Because I still held NCO rank and had my ID card (which is supposed to be in your possession 24-7-365), MP comes back and gets me and I go to the table and plop down the ID card. I ask dudes if they're illegally in possession of a weapon in an establishment that serves alcohol and they tells me no, so I go into the low SGT voice and tell them that need not be disrespecting myself and MP by showing up out of uniform and to un-fucking-cover. Then I notice one of them has a set of (pin on) jump wings (another no-no -- once a paratrooper always a paratrooper so you get those puppies sewn on first chance you get...like before you leave Fort Benning) so I ask what his five points of contact are. When he looks at me funny, I tell him he's no paratroop (it's been thirty years since I went to jump school and I can still you what these five points are), and now you just need to straight up get the fuck out before I get angry, start checking IDs, and figure out how to contact your CO....and they left

I can't believe this Ranger didn't rip that fucker to shreds


Kind of related...

My little guy, the Marine reservist, is sort of an airhead when it comes to details. Things like taxes, and library books. I'm sure that in time he will figure things out, but for now he's not even old enough to drink and still wet behind the ears. So last fall he is fresh home from boot camp and coming up on his first weekend drill. In the course of prepping he's decked out in his camo uni and there are no patches on it. No flag, no unit designation, nothing except maybe his name. I have visions of him getting his ass beat at his very first drill for not being squared away, so I start arguing with him that there must be SOMETHING that's to be sewn on. My wife is worrying all over again and one of the younger guys runs to get me the sewing basket (through some quirk this is my job in the house). But the kid is insistent: “no, I don’t need anything.” I’m like “even when I was in the Webelos we had shit all over our uniforms,” to which he replied “it’s the Army that wears unit patches.”
So there you go. No patches for the Marines.

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Re: YouTube Hall of Fame

Postby D-Day » Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:10 pm

frank - up in grand blanc wrote:
D-Day wrote:

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I can't believe this butterball PX Warrior survived this encounter without a serious ass whipping..........The amount of disrespect here is astonishing

And apparently, dude was seen again, this time wearing the patch ensemble (including the Ranger tab) on his right shoulder and the flag upside down and was confronted again resulting in a vet being arrested.. So a bit of clarity, here. First, wearing that flag patch upside down is tantamount to burning it when worn on a uniform. Second unit patches are represented following way (at least when I was in)...I can't imagine it has changed. Current unit and any award tabs (Ranger , Special Forces) worn on the left shoulder. Last unit served in combat on the right, so wearing anything on the right shoulder is also the highest amount of disrespect. These are big fucking deals to anyone who served. The uniform is a big fucking deal.....

I had a situation similar to this in college. Good friend of mine was an E-4 MP in the Reserves and I was an E-5 in the Reserves. We're in Dooley's in East Lansing and MP sees a couple Guardsmen in fatigues and wearing their headgear inside.....Uniform 101 no-no on two levels a.) You're really not supposed to be in the bar in fatigues on a Friday night b.) If you're inside, the hat comes off unless you're under arms. So MP goes down there to tell them to get in uniform or get out and they proceed to tell him to fuck off. Because I still held NCO rank and had my ID card (which is supposed to be in your possession 24-7-365), MP comes back and gets me and I go to the table and plop down the ID card. I ask dudes if they're illegally in possession of a weapon in an establishment that serves alcohol and they tells me no, so I go into the low SGT voice and tell them that need not be disrespecting myself and MP by showing up out of uniform and to un-fucking-cover. Then I notice one of them has a set of (pin on) jump wings (another no-no -- once a paratrooper always a paratrooper so you get those puppies sewn on first chance you get...like before you leave Fort Benning) so I ask what his five points of contact are. When he looks at me funny, I tell him he's no paratroop (it's been thirty years since I went to jump school and I can still you what these five points are), and now you just need to straight up get the fuck out before I get angry, start checking IDs, and figure out how to contact your CO....and they left

I can't believe this Ranger didn't rip that fucker to shreds


Kind of related...

My little guy, the Marine reservist, is sort of an airhead when it comes to details. Things like taxes, and library books. I'm sure that in time he will figure things out, but for now he's not even old enough to drink and still wet behind the ears. So last fall he is fresh home from boot camp and coming up on his first weekend drill. In the course of prepping he's decked out in his camo uni and there are no patches on it. No flag, no unit designation, nothing except maybe his name. I have visions of him getting his ass beat at his very first drill for not being squared away, so I start arguing with him that there must be SOMETHING that's to be sewn on. My wife is worrying all over again and one of the younger guys runs to get me the sewing basket (through some quirk this is my job in the house). But the kid is insistent: “no, I don’t need anything.” I’m like “even when I was in the Webelos we had shit all over our uniforms,” to which he replied “it’s the Army that wears unit patches.”
So there you go. No patches for the Marines.


He would be correct. The Jarheads don't have much on their fatigues. Just name, branch, rank and the USMC logo as I remember. Tell him not to sew that rank on until E-4, though, or people will think he wants to stay that rank
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Re: YouTube Hall of Fame

Postby middle aged female » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:00 am

Without the music. Creepy..

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Re: YouTube Hall of Fame

Postby D-Day » Thu May 08, 2014 8:27 pm

This would be a youtube if it hadn't been scrubbed..........Shovel Girl

http://www.tmz.com/2014/05/07/shovel-girl-fight-video-police-investigation-criminal-charges
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Re: YouTube Hall of Fame

Postby frank - up in grand blanc » Thu May 08, 2014 10:16 pm

D-Day wrote:This would be a youtube if it hadn't been scrubbed..........Shovel Girl

http://www.tmz.com/2014/05/07/shovel-gi ... #c10785385#ixzz314ND602d

I was able to play the vid. Play button appears in the lower right on my mobile. Nice shot with the shovel but totally lucky.

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Re: YouTube Hall of Fame

Postby D-Day » Thu May 08, 2014 11:12 pm

frank - up in grand blanc wrote:
D-Day wrote:This would be a youtube if it hadn't been scrubbed..........Shovel Girl

http://www.tmz.com/2014/05/07/shovel-girl-fight-video-police-investigation-criminal-charges

I was able to play the vid. Play button appears in the lower right on my mobile. Nice shot with the shovel but totally lucky.


Any shot that good is lucky.............but still, the audio of the hit is priceless

Edit: I totally phranked the link. Fixed.......
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Re: YouTube Hall of Fame

Postby Andy » Sat May 10, 2014 7:15 am

D-Day wrote:
frank - up in grand blanc wrote:
D-Day wrote:This would be a youtube if it hadn't been scrubbed..........Shovel Girl

http://www.tmz.com/2014/05/07/shovel-girl-fight-video-police-investigation-criminal-charges

I was able to play the vid. Play button appears in the lower right on my mobile. Nice shot with the shovel but totally lucky.


Any shot that good is lucky.............but still, the audio of the hit is priceless

Edit: I totally phranked the link. Fixed.......



That was entertaining.
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Re: YouTube Hall of Fame

Postby Exciteable » Sun May 11, 2014 7:24 pm

"...There are times however, when the State Trooper must become the aggressor"

It's not as easy as it used to be finding time to let my mind wander.
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Re: YouTube Hall of Fame

Postby D-Day » Wed May 14, 2014 10:06 am

Another one that's not a youtube, but this is awesome and funny as hell

http://sploid.gizmodo.com/the-millenniu ... socialflow
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Re: YouTube Hall of Fame

Postby Sterile Whites 48313 » Wed May 28, 2014 10:59 am

Just another run of the mill suburban white devil, with an "Assault" weapon. Molon Labe.
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Re: YouTube Hall of Fame

Postby pdtpuck » Fri Jun 13, 2014 9:27 am


This guy is amazing. He has a few other covers utilizing unconventional instruments.
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Re: YouTube Hall of Fame

Postby middle aged female » Fri Jun 13, 2014 9:58 am

pdtpuck wrote:
This guy is amazing. He has a few other covers utilizing unconventional instruments.

Oddly enough, I love banjo music (probably because my high school boyfriend played one) and this guy has talent.
Very nice

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Re: YouTube Hall of Fame

Postby Shark » Tue Jul 29, 2014 8:44 pm



Here's a Peter Cook & Dudley Moore parody of supermarionation. From the mid-60's.
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Re: YouTube Hall of Fame

Postby frank - up in grand blanc » Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:06 am

This morning was just one more living example where the interwebs has changed life for the better. My single-handle shiwer fixture was dripping from the spout, and five minutes in I realized that I'd never seen one quite like this. Years agi I went to fix a leak and due ti ignorance ended up needing to take the next day off fron work to replace the entire bloody fixture, solder my ass off and generally waste a lot of time and money. Today though, thanks to YouTube, I pulled and watches a couple of instructional vids and thus was back in business in under an hour. The world is so much smaller and knowledge is so much more accessible, and for someone with even a sliver of ambition this is a good thing.

Remeber when the web was only about porn? Not no more.

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Re: YouTube Hall of Fame

Postby Sterile Whites 48313 » Sun Aug 10, 2014 7:02 pm

frank - up in grand blanc wrote:This morning was just one more living example where the interwebs has changed life for the better. My single-handle shiwer fixture was dripping from the spout, and five minutes in I realized that I'd never seen one quite like this. Years agi I went to fix a leak and due ti ignorance ended up needing to take the next day off fron work to replace the entire bloody fixture, solder my ass off and generally waste a lot of time and money. Today though, thanks to YouTube, I pulled and watches a couple of instructional vids and thus was back in business in under an hour. The world is so much smaller and knowledge is so much more accessible, and for someone with even a sliver of ambition this is a good thing.

Remeber when the web was only about porn? Not no more.


Trust me Frank, the porn has improved along with everything else...
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