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Only 69 days till the parasite is scheduled to make her entrance. Meliss is hoping for a trouble free eviction process.

Have you been going to birthin' babies class?

Toolbox wrote:Only 69 days till the parasite is scheduled to make her entrance. Meliss is hoping for a trouble free eviction process.

First baby for Mrs. She's healthy, young, on the wagon and not smoking? If yes all around then I'll bet that she goes to at least 75 days.

frank - up in grand blanc wrote:

Toolbox wrote:Only 69 days till the parasite is scheduled to make her entrance. Meliss is hoping for a trouble free eviction process.

First baby for Mrs. She's healthy, young, on the wagon and not smoking? If yes all around then I'll bet that she goes to at least 75 days.

Those extra six days will be filled with joy.

MICHIGAN wrote:

frank - up in grand blanc wrote:

Toolbox wrote:Only 69 days till the parasite is scheduled to make her entrance. Meliss is hoping for a trouble free eviction process.

First baby for Mrs. She's healthy, young, on the wagon and not smoking? If yes all around then I'll bet that she goes to at least 75 days.

Those extra six days will be filled with joy.

And I'd say stock up on the joy.

I'll offer one last piece of hard-learned knowledge: keep feeding the baby. Something like 100% of the bitching and crying in the first weeks is driven by hunger. They'll drink every 45 minutes - this is why wise men start early to sell-in the health advantages of breast feeding.

Ms. Michigan was induced three times. It was fantastic. We had a scheduled appointment at the hospital. She got an epidural early because of the strength of the pitosen induced contractions. I brought the papers for us to read, and we watched daytime tv all morning into the afternoon.

I even got to make a few trips down to the Au Bon Pain to get a cups of coffee or a soup. AAhhhh, the salad days. But once those kids got home all hell broke loose. Man, talk about stress and exhaustion. Regular Bataan death march.

congratulations! (i say this becuase i am really just happy that someone else is making them, not me)

will she have her own single cab?

The parasite is trying to escape now and is considered very, very active for her "age". Right now, they are predicting on-time.

She won't have her own single cab... she'll have the single cab. First born kid gets it.

Now can we figure out who the daddy is?

Moderator, Please move this to the HFD quitters thread. Only ONE baby how weak is that?

Didn't we used to have a name-the-critter thread?

How about Farley Drexel Toolbox, after one of my favorite children's literature characters?

The baby is a chick, Beav.

I thought we decided on Tinykqua.

meliss wrote:Now can we figure out who the daddy is?

I thought we decided it was Super Sport.

susanarosa wrote:The baby is a chick, Beav.

I know a girl named Ella whose nickname is Otto. Why can't we name a girl Fudge, or Farley and nickname her Taniqua?

I sure hope you don't teach spelling. It's Tinykqua.