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Our story opens on the corner of Washington Blvd. and Clifford in an empty lot that often repells the Clean Downtown crew.



Our buddy Mr. Teal is taking a break to buy some lottery tickets and a pack of Kools at Trolley Market.

We are witnessing Detroit's economy in motion. Take that Gov. Granholm!



The other two keep an eye on the front door of the bizness. Can't trust nobody these days.













Meanwhile, here comes Mr. Teal.





Park here! You're Mercedes will be fine in one of our shady spots. We've already got a Saab-owner parking here.




Say man, I think that Trolley Market check out girl likes me. She told me she liked my taste in clothes.





Why don't you pull the flag out of the bushes? I think the coast is clear.



Ok boss, I'll get the flag. We're so smart boss, right boss?







Eyes like a cat!





Lay low, lay low, the fuzz is buzzing around.



I'm gonna ask that Trolley Market cashier out. My horoscope said today was a day to take a chance.





Parking! Get your parking right here! Parking!







Parking! Get your parking right here!



All I did was ask a lady out on a date. How is that illegal? I didn't do nothing.

Parking lot? What parking lot? Y'all just racist. I don't care if you are black, y'all is racist.



Naw man, look...





Ain't nothing gonna break-a my stride, ain't nothing gonna slow me down, oh no, I got to keep-a-movin'.



(except when DPD rolls around) Nice work guys. Thank you.

that one shot makes me want to hit the trifecta....some chops at Sero's, a few high balls at Larrie's Backalley Speakeasy...and, if religiously inclined, a trip to the neighboring downtown Synag..snago...ah, jew church place....all in a row.

Hell...make it a quad and snag some size 13 EEE women's shoes at Tall Eez

Isn't that a DPD vehicle in front of the Saab?

Putski wrote:Isn't that a DPD vehicle in front of the Saab?

Used to be. It’s a civilian car now. I see it in that lot often.

I don't have many pics from today's incident. The dude with the striped white shirt on this lot tried to break my camera when he saw what I was doing.

The best part was afterwards he flagged down a police car and tattled that I was taking pics of him.

Now I'm not a lawyer, but I think picture taking is still allowed in this country, even in city like Detroit where society is breaking down.

Anyway, again DPD was very cool about this. They were concerned about my safety and were interested in putting this scam to a stop.



He's wearing a Michael Vick jersey underneath that stylish ensemble.









The dude in the blue shirt is going over to his buddies to tell on me.



That's when the striped shirt guy sprinted towards me so I headed back towards Trolley Plaza. He slipped and fell on the wet Washington Blvd. grass so he kind of slid off easily after he pushed me and grabbed for the camera.

Now, are there more important problems in Detroit right now? Certainly. But that doesn't make it any more acceptable. I think it's still ok to be upset about stuff like this.

Oh well, am I like Lowell now at least? Can I brag about this the way he brags about having a gun pointed in his face?

Oh well, am I like Lowell now at least? Can I brag about this the way he brags about having a gun pointed in his face?

First you have to move to the Hills, then you have to start making quips like:

PUSH!!!

when someone complains of crime in the city.

Excellent work again Andy. You should carry a dummy camera to hand over in case you're threatened again. I recommend: