What sound does a dead baby make when in the microwave?
I don't know either, I was too busy masturbating.
Bad jokes.
Bad jokes.
by coneylover » Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:40 pm
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Re: Bad jokes.
by ldodger » Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:45 pm
middle aged female wrote:You are one sick fuck
Ditto.
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Re: Bad jokes.
by coneylover » Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:48 pm
ldodger wrote:middle aged female wrote:You are one sick fuck
Ditto.
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Re: Bad jokes.
by Random Douchebag » Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:03 pm
Did you hear the Polish government bought 1000 septic tanks?
When they learn how to drive them they're gonna invade Russia.
When they learn how to drive them they're gonna invade Russia.
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Re: Bad jokes.
by Andy » Sun Mar 07, 2010 4:07 pm
Remember this book?
I want to give you one of my coffee mugs. You'll be surprised at how they nice they are. I was. - Marvin Crawford
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Re: Bad jokes.
by Roquefort Robert » Sun Mar 07, 2010 4:30 pm
Andy wrote:Remember this book?
That book helped shape my sense of humor that you see today.
By using the El Dorado Atmospheric and Oceanic temperatures thermal map. I caculated the contrary direction where the polar jet stream is going and it didn't look pretty.
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Re: Bad jokes.
by The Suburban Avenger » Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:50 pm
Why can't Stephen Hawking dance?
He's white.
Did you hear about John Paul II's greatest miracle?
He bowled a 308.
Guy comes home from work and his girlfriend is packing her suitcase. He asks why.
"Word around town is you're a pedophile."
"That's an awfully big word for an 8-year-old!"
What's the best part of a blowjob?
The five minutes of peace and quiet.
I'm back at 10, everybody. Tip your waitress and try the veal!
He's white.
Did you hear about John Paul II's greatest miracle?
He bowled a 308.
Guy comes home from work and his girlfriend is packing her suitcase. He asks why.
"Word around town is you're a pedophile."
"That's an awfully big word for an 8-year-old!"
What's the best part of a blowjob?
The five minutes of peace and quiet.
I'm back at 10, everybody. Tip your waitress and try the veal!
My hand to God, she's gonna be at Carnegie Hall. But you - I'll let you have her now at the old price, OK? Which is, which is anything you wanna give me. Anything at all.
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Re: Bad jokes.
by Doctor Detroit » Mon Mar 08, 2010 1:28 pm
Why can't Stephen Hawking dance?
He's white.
That reminds me of "Why can't Ray Charles read?"
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Re: Bad jokes.
by Navy Blue Scrubs » Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:06 pm
I learned this from a patient today=
patient: what's white with black on it?
me: white with black on it? I dunno.
patient: your sister.
patient: what's white with black on it?
me: white with black on it? I dunno.
patient: your sister.
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Re: Bad jokes.
by frank - up in grand blanc » Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:43 am
Navy Blue Scrubs wrote:I learned this from a patient today=
patient: what's white with black on it?
me: white with black on it? I dunno.
patient: your sister.
You could have turned it around by saying "no it ain't; it's my dick and you."
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Re: Bad jokes.
by Heywood McCrakin » Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:06 am
Q. why did tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A. he was looking for Pooh
A. he was looking for Pooh
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Re: Bad jokes.
by The Suburban Avenger » Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:27 pm
What's green and smells like ham?
Kermit's finger.
Kermit's finger.
My hand to God, she's gonna be at Carnegie Hall. But you - I'll let you have her now at the old price, OK? Which is, which is anything you wanna give me. Anything at all.
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Re: Bad jokes.
by middle aged female » Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:35 pm
The Suburban Avenger wrote:What's green and smells like ham?
Kermit's finger.
OK, that one made me laugh
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Re: Bad jokes.
by The Beav » Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:51 pm
middle aged female wrote:The Suburban Avenger wrote:What's green and smells like ham?
Kermit's finger.
OK, that one made me laugh
Don't get him started. He's got a ton of them.
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